Unfilial disciple, do not ruin your master's dream of ascension and peaceful life.

Inside a rented room in Fenglingyueying Residential Area—

Ye Yinqiu couldn't wait to start today's live broadcast.

After several days of live streaming, her popularity continued to rise, and she discovered something: it seemed that no matter what she did, people would cheer for her.

Since everything can be live-streamed... can learning Chinese characters also be live-streamed?

"My master said that my literacy skills have now reached the level of a fifth-grade elementary school student, so let's keep up the good work and learn more words."

[You really can't read?] [Is this not acting?] [Is this scripted?] [Do you even know the meaning of these idioms?] [Girl, are you really going to livestream yourself learning to read?] [Can you yell at me?]

Can you livestream eating?

"I bought the super spicy chicken noodles you recommended, so why do you think I can't eat them? Back in my hometown, I used to eat the awful-tasting Bitter Soul Refining Ginseng like it was a radish—Ew!? It's so spicy!? It's so spicy it's killing me!"

Eat it! Show it off! It tastes amazing! I'm going to die of constipation in the toilet the next day! Are you really going to eat it? Are you kidding me? Can you scold me?

Can you livestream doing laundry?

"This is rice milk that I specially cooked. This is how I washed clothes when I was still an ordinary person in my hometown. I would soak the clothes in hot rice milk and then beat them with a stick to squeeze out the dirt and rice milk together."

[Did people wash clothes like this in ancient times?] [Traditional laundry method!] [Where's the soap powder?] [So virtuous!] [Can you scold me?]

Can you livestream while listening to music?

"You want me to learn 'pop music'...? These tunes are all so simple, I don't see anything special about them... Huh? I can just sing along?"

[So beautiful...] ​​[Is she formally trained?] [It's a waste of her talent to only do live streams.] [This singing style is so classical.] [Can I request a song?] [Can I criticize you?]

Can you even livestream criticizing the behavior of fox spirits in the cultivation world?

"My senior sister was too cunning back then. Even though I arrived first, she used her connections to become Master's Daoist partner... Sigh."

[I understand, I understand] [Sister, I'm just like you!] [My ex-boyfriend was just like that] [Beware of your best friend!] [Expose her!] [Can you scold me?]

Can you even livestream after going for a run?

"This is my first time trying outdoor live streaming, let's go for a run! We need to exercise regularly to prevent our bodies from becoming sluggish, so let's get started!"

[Running at a pace of 3 minutes and 30 seconds per kilometer for an hour?!] [Your stamina is amazing!] [That's professional athlete level!] [Host, your lips are a little purple!] [Can you scold me?]

Can meditation be live-streamed?

"………………(The old monk entered meditation)"

[Really not moving at all?] [Is it asleep?] [Looking at it makes me sleepy too...] [zzzzzz] [Can I scold you?]

Can expressing love for one's master be done via live stream?

"My master is the most handsome and the best in the Cangxuan Realm—no, in all the worlds! I rebuilt my sect for him!"

[Is this the persona of a lovesick young girl?] [Is Master the Holy Venerable from your storytelling?] [You're quite persistent in maintaining this persona.] [Why don't you submit your work to the fantasy section?] [Can you insult me?]

Even whispering a few words into this thing called "human head microphone"—such a perfunctory thing—has a group of people cheering it on?

"Today, I will explain the Heart Sutra to you..." (in a soft voice)

[Your voice is so beautiful!] [Ahhhhhh!] [Sister, sister, sister!] [It feels like I've rediscovered my initial passion for ASMR...] [Can you scold me?] [Wait, M-ge, why are you still here?]

No matter what she does, a huge number of people watch, and if she accidentally makes a small mistake—like sneezing—people will say "So cute!" and then shower her with virtual gifts. Is making money really that easy?

At this moment, she still doesn't understand that what's impressive is "Ye Yinqiu," not "live broadcast."

However, even someone as talented, beautiful, and intelligent as her has her limitations:

"Playing games...games...uh...you mean Cuju? Or Pitch-pot? Spinning tops? Slingshots?...Wait, what's King of Glory? What's Feifei 14? What's LoL? What's CS? What's Yuanchao?...Huh? This isn't for the show, I really don't know..."

She was new to "video games" for the first time, so on the last day of finals season, she tried downloading them all—and then she became a maggot.

"Huh? What do you mean the crystal exploded?"

"Huh? What do you mean by 'wiped out'?"

"Huh? Who's the Mountain of Flesh?"

"Huh? What do you mean I got shot in the head?"

"Huh? What do you mean by not having enough resources for ten pulls?"

"Huh? I was pulled away in a little car by a cat?"

Ye Yinqiu, a proud daughter of heaven, a fairy in flowing robes, a disciple of Qian Jing, and an invincible sword immortal, was repeatedly humiliated in various games. Even when Zhou Rong chased her all over the place, she was not this miserable.

She felt utterly humiliated, yet she received an unprecedented amount of gifts, and viewership reached a new high. Her game streams already had a large audience, and people were eager to see the contrast between the perfect fairy and her humiliation; the combination of the two created a truly spectacular show.

(So, playing games is the most efficient way to do it.)

Ye Yinqiu quickly established an equation in her mind: Broadcasting games = high traffic = more disciples = stronger sect = happy master!

But she really knows nothing about games, what should she do?

(Hmm? What does the "collaboration" mentioned in the comments mean? Oh, I see...)

She suddenly realized that she had never collaborated with any other streamers before. Since she didn't understand games, why not find a streamer who did? If that streamer also had a large audience, it would be a win-win situation!

For some reason, she suddenly remembered the recommendation she received from Ning Ruozhi's mother on the day she created her account.

"I think it was that... VTuber named 'Peach Moon Fairy'?"

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"That's all for today~ We just conquered the royal city, tomorrow we'll head to the snowfield~"

The beloved Peach Moon Fairy Qian Jing has ended his live stream. He checked the live stream data from the backend and was a little troubled.

"Traffic has dropped a bit lately? Tsk, audiences are so hard to please... Hmm? Who sent that private message?"

Qianjing Scenic Spots Open for a Visit —

"A collaboration invitation from streamer Hua Songchun...?"

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This was a streamer from a neighboring live streaming platform. He even registered a Bilibili account specifically to contact me, and the two started chatting directly in Bilibili private messages.

The person on the other end seemed to be terrible at typing, as they were slow at sending and replying to messages, but Qianjing didn't care.

He, Peach Moon Fairy, never does any background checks before accepting collaborations. Sometimes, collaborating without knowing anything about the other person is even funnier... Actually, it's just because he's lazy. It doesn't matter who the other person is, as long as they play online together, say things that hardcore fans like to hear, and crack jokes, that's enough.

So, without thinking, Qianjing casually agreed and went to sleep.

This is the most regrettable decision he has made in the 20 years since his ascension.

The next afternoon—

"Hello~~? Can you hear me~~~?"

The moment the camera on the other side turned on, Qian Jingtian felt utterly devastated.

"I am Ye—Ah Bu Hua Song Chun, the acting sect master of the Feng Ling Sect, the Earth branch of the Cangxuan Tianwen Sword Sect. Thank you for agreeing to this game collaboration!"