Mr. Zombie lingers in the city
Chapter 28 I'm Not an Stupid Person
Gu Xixia rubbed her hair as she walked out of the room. Before she even reached the bathroom, she saw Hu Xiaoyu lying naked on the sofa with a blank look in his eyes.
After a brief moment of surprise, Gu Xixia suddenly rushed to Hu Xiaoyu's side.
"What's wrong with you?!"
"It hurts... Don't move me, let me catch my breath. The camera is right next to me, see for yourself..."
After saying this, Hu Xiaoyu turned over and faced the inside of the sofa.
Hearing his weak voice, Gu Xixia thought for a while and then got up and went to the bathroom to wet a towel to wipe his body.
"What are you doing..."
As Hu Xiaoyu scratched his head and asked, Gu Xixia frowned and spoke.
"The talisman contains berberine and cinnabar. Wiping it off will make you feel better."
Hu Xiaoyu sighed helplessly as he watched Gu Xixia gently wipe his body.
"Don't waste your energy. I took a shower when I got back last night. The cinnabar is fine, but the phellodendron bark has already penetrated my skin, so it's pointless. Let me suffer through it myself..."
As soon as she finished speaking, Hu Xiaoyu weakly pushed Gu Xixia away.
Seeing his distressed expression, Gu Xixia pursed her lips tightly, her cool and charming face filled with worry and heartache.
Sitting on an empty spot on the sofa, Gu Xixia began to massage him.
A cold sensation came from her fingertips. Unlike humans, Hu Xiaoyu's skin had an unusually high elasticity, like rubber.
It's very difficult to press down, and after a while, your fingers start to feel like they can't take it anymore.
But Gu Xixia didn't stop. Even though she was very tired, she continued to massage his body.
Hu Xiaoyu glanced at the girl, a smile creeping into his eyes.
"I didn't spoil you for nothing."
"It's as if all the pain we felt before was for nothing."
"It's not that bad, but sometimes it's really worrying."
"Shut up, I don't want to argue with you right now."
"Okay, okay..."
After massaging her upper body, Gu Xixia moved her sore fingers and arms.
"You have class today, right?"
"Just send them a message later and they can cover the two holidays for you."
"Going to class, I'm not..."
Snapped!
He slapped Hu Xiaoyu in the stomach.
"Look at the state you're in now, how can I go to class feeling at ease?"
Seeing Gu Xixia's narrow eyes widen slightly, Hu Xiaoyu smacked his lips.
"I'm a zombie, I won't die, I'll recover in a while."
"Shut up, it won't hurt the students if you miss two classes."
She took his calf and placed it in front of her, then began to massage it.
"Do zombies react to massage?"
"A little? Anyway, I felt quite comfortable when you massaged me..."
"To be honest, I don't think you're like a zombie in many ways."
"That's how I grew up to be like this. When I first woke up, it was terrifying. My skin was so badly damaged that it was unsightly."
"Like on TV?"
"Not quite. It's more like... a patient with boils that have burst open."
"Ugh...it's disgusting just thinking about it."
She pinched his thigh and kept pulling it downwards, and beads of sweat appeared on Gu Xixia's forehead without her realizing it.
Because she knew he was having a hard time, she pressed down very hard.
Applying ordinary force to him would be meaningless.
"If you're tired, go and rest. I'm almost done."
"Not nearly there. If you were really that good, you would have been sitting up and playing video games by now."
Just as Hu Xiaoyu was about to speak, Gu Xixia retorted without even looking up.
"Don't argue with me. You know what I'm like, and I know what you're like too."
"..."
Kneel down on the sofa and take the other leg that is on the inside, the right leg.
As I bent over to press, the spring scenery was beautiful.
But Hu Xiaoyu had no interest in appreciating it; he just felt that his girl was so sensible, well-behaved, and considerate, so why hadn't anything happened yet...?
More than half an hour later, Gu Xixia, her arms aching, sat on his lap and looked down at him.
Looking at his half-closed eyes, I could tell that my massage must have been comfortable; at least his expression wasn't as uncomfortable as it had been before.
Looking at the two of them now, she realized she was sitting on his lap.
Going a little higher, it's exactly the same as that position...
With her cheeks slightly flushed, Gu Xixia glanced at Hu Xiaoyu, who was completely unaware of her unusual behavior, and a hint of annoyance appeared in her narrow eyes.
I got up, went to my bedroom, grabbed my phone, and sent a message to a colleague asking for help with their class.
Going to the refrigerator, Gu Xixia glanced at the little blood left, thought for a moment, then went to the bathroom to wash up, changed into loose clothes and pants to cover her beautiful curves, and went out.
With him not around, Gu Xixia was too lazy to tidy herself up.
Her hair was messy and unkempt compared to her usual neatness, but the color was still undeniable.
"Hey, why are you the one buying groceries today? Where's your brother?"
The owner of the livestock shop looked at Gu Xixia, who was squatting in front of the cages selecting ducks, and asked in surprise.
"He wasn't feeling well, so it's my turn to take care of him."
Without looking up, Gu Xixia recalled Hu Xiaoyu's requirements for choosing chickens and ducks, frowned, looked at them for a long time, and finally chose a rooster that was acceptable.
The boss frowned slightly as he looked at the rooster she had chosen.
"Beautiful lady, it's fine to eat leaner food normally, but since your brother is sick, it would be best to buy a fatter one to make soup."
"No need, he prefers someone thinner. If she's too fat, he'll only take a couple of bites and then refuse to eat her."
"Alright..."
The shopkeeper skillfully weighed the items, gazing at Gu Xixia's tall and slender figure.
"I'll let you kill me?"
Gu Xixia shook her head.
"Would you kill him?"
The boss glanced at Gu Xixia's fair hands and looked somewhat suspicious.
"Just learn it."
"Then why bother?"
"It's alright, I'll take care of it."
Seeing that Gu Xixia insisted, the boss stopped trying to persuade her.
Watching her walk away carrying the rooster, the boss muttered a few suspicious words.
"That's weird, who still insists on killing their own chickens these days..."
Back home, the rooster's crowing made Hu Xiaoyu open her eyes, which were closed.
Gu Xixia was seen carrying a rooster into the kitchen.
"You're not going to kill me to buy it..."
"Lie down properly. You've killed so many chickens, how could you not know how?"
"No, doing and watching are two different things..."
With a swish, the kitchen sliding door closed, and Hu Xiaoyu pursed her lips helplessly.
Knowing that the girl was getting stubborn, he could only lie down again.
Of course, I also had a little bit of anticipation in my heart.
After all, it was my own daughter who killed the chicken for me and cleaned the blood. Even if it smelled bad, I should still praise her for cleaning it so well!
In the kitchen, Gu Xixia first wrapped the rooster in a bag and hung it upside down in the air, with only its terrified head showing.
After carefully removing all the hair from its neck, bend its head back to ensure that the chicken blood does not drip from its mouth.
As she picked up the knife and brandished it, Gu Xixia felt somewhat uncertain, as it was her first time doing so.
But thinking of Hu Xiaoyu still lying there, he gritted his teeth and cut down hard.
He quickly put down the knife, grabbed the rooster to stop it from struggling, and prevented it from tearing the bag and causing dust to fall into the chicken blood.
Once the rooster had completely stopped moving, Gu Xixia looked at the bright red and pure chicken blood in the bowl and nodded in satisfaction.
Turn on the filter and filter it three times, just like Hu Xiaoyu did.
Gu Xixia hesitated for a moment, then reached out and dipped her hand in the mixture before putting it in her mouth.
The fishy smell is present, but there is no foul smell, which is acceptable!
Carrying it to the living room, Hu Xiaoyu was somewhat surprised to see the chicken blood she handed him.
"So clean?"
"What else? I'm not stupid, drink it."
After Hu Xiaoyu finished drinking, before he could even lick his lips, Gu Xixia took a tissue and gently wiped his mouth clean.
Then came the somewhat clumsy sounds of Gu Xixia cooking from the kitchen.
More than half an hour later, looking at the simple hot and sour shredded potatoes and tomato and egg, Hu Xiaoyu nodded in satisfaction.
"My girl is a really good cook! The man who marries you will definitely be..."
Gu Xixia, holding the bowl, gave him a cold look.
"Okay, okay, I won't say anything more, I'm lying down."
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