The Great Tang Dynasty's Trans-Dimensional Conference: Little Rhinoceros Arrives

"Brothers, don't just eat by yourselves, leave some for me too." Li Tai didn't dare to stop eating for a moment, and could only turn his head and look at the group pitifully.

Seeing this, the little princess looked down at the half-eaten piece of meat in her hand, and reluctantly came to Li Tai, then raised her little hand.

"Brother, give me some to eat~"

Looking at the neat teeth marks on the grilled meat, Li Tai swallowed hard, then shook his head.

"Never mind, if you're not going to eat, Sizi, you can eat it yourself."

"Oh~"

The little princess was completely oblivious to her brother's disdain and stuffed the remaining half of the meat into her mouth.

Looking at the few remaining skewers on the plate, Lin Fan picked up the plate, grabbed his chopsticks, and went to Li Tai.

"Alright, these are all for you."

"Waaah, my brother is still the best to me." Li Tai pretended to be touched and quickly opened his mouth wide.

Lin Fan wasn't as attentive when feeding Li Tai as he was when feeding the little princess.

He placed the plate diagonally near Li Tai's mouth, then picked up his chopsticks and stuffed the entire plate into Li Tai's mouth.

Just as Li Tai was groaning and moaning, Lin Fan, without noticing, stabbed a pair of chopsticks directly into his throat.

Seeing this, he quickly forced an apologetic smile, "Sorry, Qingque, my hand slipped just now."

Li Tai's eyes were almost filled with tears, but for the sake of his "future," he had no choice but to endure it.

"Cough cough cough, it's nothing, it's nothing, brother, you don't need to blame yourself..."

Before he could finish speaking, Lin Fan turned and left with a flourish, leaving Li Tai alone to watch his retreating figure and grieve.

Seeing that the roasting was almost done and the lamb was ready, Lin Fan called the little princess over.

"Sizi, go quickly into the hall and call Father and the others out for dinner."

"Okay~" The little princess ran out in a flash.

"Uncle Cheng, could you please come with me for a moment?"

"well."

Cheng Yaojin quickly followed Lin Fan's footsteps.

Soon, the two arrived at the main gate of the Lizheng Hall, and Lin Fan waved to the maid guarding the gate.

"Young master, what are your orders?"

"Where is the Empress?"

"Young master, Her Majesty is currently resting in the inner palace, with Princess Chang Le accompanying her."

Lin Fan nodded. "Okay, then is it alright if I take Uncle Cheng into the hall to get some things now?"

"No problem, young master, please make yourself at home."

The maid raised her hand to indicate that Lin Fan had come so many times before, and unless he was an internal staff member, he generally did not need to be notified.

"Hey Lin, what are you asking me to get? Why are you being so mysterious?"

"This is great stuff, you'll definitely like it."

Soon, Lin Fan led Cheng Yaojin to the two freezers.

The first refrigerator he bought wasn't very big and couldn't hold much.

Lin Fan simply let Empress Zhangsun use it to store her usual food, and he also bought two extra freezers and sent them over.

This type of freezer is the same as the freezers in supermarkets; it's small in size and relatively energy-efficient.

Cheng Yaojin's eyes nearly popped out when he saw the container filled to the brim with beer.

"Good heavens, so much beer, how long will His Majesty drink all by himself?" Cheng Yaojin muttered to himself.

However, he quickly came to his senses and said, "Phew, thank goodness I, Old Cheng, helped share the burden, otherwise His Majesty would be in big trouble."

Upon hearing this, Lin Fan subconsciously turned to glance at Cheng Yaojin. "His Majesty is right, Uncle Cheng certainly has a thick skin."

Lin Fan picked up an empty cardboard box from the side and handed it to Cheng Yaojin.

"Uncle Cheng, hold on tight now."

Faced with Lin Fan's request, Cheng Yaojin shook his head dismissively, "Hey, don't worry, I, Old Cheng, may not have any other skills, but I do have a lot of strength!"

Lin Fan was taken aback. It seemed so. These fierce generals of the Tang Dynasty treated him like a little chick. Two cases of beer were indeed a drop in the ocean for him.

Soon, Cheng Yaojin strode out carrying two cases of beer, with Lin Fan following behind, also carrying a case.

When the two returned outside, Li Shimin had already come out with several ministers and had found seats.

"Hahaha, Your Majesty, it's me, Old Cheng, who's here."

Upon seeing Li Shimin, Cheng Yaojin instinctively quickened his pace, but the next second...

"Ouch!"

Cheng Yaojin didn't see clearly and his toe got caught on a small protruding pebble on the ground, causing him to fall forward, along with a case of beer that was on top of him.

Li Shimin remained seated, while Qin Qiong swiftly stepped forward and steadily caught the beer crate in his arms.

"Phew." Seeing this, Cheng Yaojin put down the box and let out a long sigh of relief. Then, he smiled and gave a thumbs up. "Second Brother, it's always you!"

"You idiot, if you break the bottle, you won't get a single sip tonight!"

Cheng Yaojin chuckled and scratched his head. "Your Majesty, wasn't Brother Qin already caught it?"

"Alright, come and sit down."

Li Shimin sat in the center, with the remaining tables and chairs scattered on his left and right sides.

When Li Shimin visited the mortal realm before, he followed local customs and ate at the same table with everyone. But now that he has returned to the Tang Dynasty, he has reverted to the dining style he had in the Tang Dynasty.

Lin Fan led the little princess to find a seat, and Li Chengan and Li Tai sat not far from him.

Soon, several eunuchs began to serve the grilled skewers to Li Shimin and his ministers, while also taking out frozen beer and placing two bottles on each table.

Finally, the highlight of the meal was the whole roasted lamb, with all three lambs divided into equal portions and placed in front of everyone.

However, it was obvious that the meat placed in front of Li Shimin, Lin Fan, and the two princesses was the most tender part of the sheep.

Even Wei Zheng, who usually values ​​rules the most, couldn't help but take a few more glances at the aroma in front of him.

Li Shimin knew these people must be starving, so before all the dishes were served, and without saying any pleasantries, he picked up his chopsticks and gestured:

"Please don't stand on ceremony, everyone, let's have our meal!"

That's what they said, but the people present were all shrewd; they would definitely wait for Li Shimin to start eating before daring to make a move.

Seeing this, Li Shimin said no more and picked up a skewer to eat.

Seeing Li Shimin start to eat, the others stopped being polite and began to take action as well.

As for eating manners, Changsun Wuji, Fang Xuanling, and Wei Zheng all ate slowly and carefully, while Qin Qiong and Li Jing were also quite restrained.

Only Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Gong were wolfing down their food. Not only could they eat a lot, but they also had big mouths, and they could practically eat a whole skewer in one bite.

The skewers on the plate were completely devoured in no time.

After finishing one round of food, Li Shimin raised a bottle of beer that had already been opened.

He used to drink from a large bowl to maintain his image, but ever since he tried chugging straight from the bottle, he can never go back to that.