Prehistoric Evolution: Squidward Becomes a Great Old One

Chapter 43: Prenatal Checkup Report Alarms the Highest Level! Trying to Test the Thousand-Meter Titan with a Honey Trap?

"Ding-dong!"

The doorbell rang in the quiet villa.

Lei Dong's brain worked at lightning speed, and he instantly figured out the key to it.

The ultrasound equipment at that Maria high-end maternity hospital is absolutely connected in real time to the country's highest-level medical maternity database!

For ordinary people, the fetal heartbeat is just a set of sound wave data.

But his wife is carrying a "divine offspring" that has fused with genes from two high-dimensional mythologies!

To a regular doctor, the strong "thump thump thump" of the fetal heartbeat simply means that the baby is extremely vigorous.

But in the eyes of the high-dimensional energy detector, that is an absolutely terrifying energy resonance frequency!

"It's all my fault for getting too excited when I heard I was going to be a father at the hospital; I completely forgot to block the underlying data uploads from that machine—"

Lei Dong sighed helplessly, but the coldness in his eyes grew stronger.

Now that he's been exposed, he might as well lay his cards on the table! As a mighty Titan, a thousand-meter-tall destroyer, does he really think he's afraid of a few mortals?

Lei Dong withdrew his hand from Su Qinghan's stomach and gently pressed her acupoint with his fingertips.

A surge of warm, high-dimensional energy flowed in, and Su Qinghan immediately felt her eyelids become heavy, letting out a delicate yawn.

"Honey, I'm suddenly so sleepy—"

'

"Sweetie, take a nap if you're sleepy."

Listening to too much Mozart can make you sleepy. Husband, I'm just going to pick up a package at the door, I'll be right back to keep you company.

Lei Dong gently covered her with a thin blanket, watched her fall into a deep sleep, and then turned away.

The moment he turned around, the gentle and doting husband vanished.

Instead, there is the [Abyss Emperor Star Demon God] who crawled out of mountains of corpses and seas of blood and crushed the Australian plate with one foot!

Meanwhile, in the capital, at the deep base of the Yunxia Special Events Countermeasures Bureau.

The entire control room was completely enveloped by glaring red alarm lights.

[Alert! Alert! An abnormal fluctuation of SSS-level high-dimensional energy has been detected!]

[Data source: Maria Private Maternity Hospital, Shanghai; Ultrasound file number: MD-1044!]

[Frequency Comparison Results: The energy resonance frequency of this fetal heart sound is similar to that of the unknown kilometer-long Titan that wiped out the southern continental plate during the Devonian period.]

The accuracy rate is as high as 99.99%!

"Bang!"

Mr. Chen slammed his sandalwood cane heavily onto the ground. This iron-willed elder, who remained unmoved even in the face of a collapsing mountain, was now trembling violently in both hands.

On the big screen, the footage was frozen on the surveillance footage transmitted from the disguised bread truck two hours earlier.

In the video, the young man described as a "no-threat idiot" who is supporting his wife with a silly grin on his face is actually named Lei Dong!

"A one in forty million chance—he was right under our noses! We even acted as his free traffic cop the whole way!"

The intelligence chief was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat and his legs went weak.

"Old Chen, we—we actually mistook a thousand-meter-long, world-destroying demon god capable of restarting the Earth for an ordinary passerby?!"

"Fool! This is a great fortune for Yunxia!"

Mr. Chen suddenly raised his voice, his eyes flashing with an unprecedented fervent light.

"His wife is carrying the first child of God in our Yunxia and even in all of humanity!"

No wonder he warned us last night not to disturb his wife's rest; she's pregnant!

"Old Chen, what should we do now? Should we send a large force to protect him?"

"Bullshit! Are we sending troops to their deaths or just provoking him?"

Mr. Chen launched into a tirade without holding back, saying, "He could wipe out Australia with one slap, he doesn't need your broken guns for protection!"

What he needs most right now is emotional support!

Mr. Chen's brain was working at lightning speed.

Should we send bureaucrats directly?

Absolutely not.

"Even heroes can't resist the charms of a beautiful woman."

Since he's an extremely doting husband, it suggests he has relatively low guard against women, and given his wife's pregnancy, it's inconvenient for him to be around.

Immediately dispatch our top socialite from the Policy Bureau, codenamed "Night Rose," Chu Hongyan!

"Have her change into casual clothes and knock on the door! The task isn't to monitor or control him! It's to test his temper and act as his wife's high-class nanny!"

Mr. Chen’s tone revealed an extremely humble yet resolute tone: “If Lei Dong can take a liking to her, it will be a blessing for our Yunxia!”

Even if you don't like him, you still have to please this living ancestor!

The entrance to a riverside villa in Shanghai.

Chu Hongyan took a deep breath and straightened her back.

As a top agent of the Yunxia Countermeasures Bureau, she possesses a devilish S-shaped figure and an angelic face.

At this moment, she was wearing an extremely form-fitting dark red, high-slit, modified cheongsam, her chest almost bursting out, and her long, slender, snow-white legs were faintly visible beneath the hem of the cheongsam.

She wore extremely delicate makeup, and her eyes exuded a natural charm.

She knew who the man inside the door was.

A real-life deity.

If she could climb this big tree, she would not only complete the national mission, but she herself would also rise to the top.

"Click".

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The gate opened abruptly.

Chu Hongyan immediately put on a perfect smile that she had practiced countless times and that could instantly make any hot-blooded man fall for her.

She leaned down slightly, making her snow-white breasts appear even more alluring, and a fragrant breeze carrying a sophisticated and seductive scent wafted towards the man inside the door.

"Hello Mr. Lei, I apologize for bothering you."

I am Chu Hongyan, your personal senior liaison assigned exclusively by the Special Events Countermeasures Bureau.

You can call me 'My Beauty,' or—whatever you prefer.

Her voice was so sweet it could drip honey, with just the right amount of coquettish shyness: "The higher-ups know that your wife is pregnant, so they specially sent me to take care of your daily life around the clock."

Whatever your needs, "anything" you may have, a beautiful woman can do it for you.

According to the script, a man whose wife is newly pregnant will definitely be tempted by a peerless demon who comes to him willingly, or at least lower his guard.

However, Chu Hongyan's extremely ambiguous self-introduction was not yet finished.

[WARNING: Low-level psychic scent detected attempting to infiltrate!]

There wasn't even a trace of lust in Lei Dong's cold eyes.

The way he looked at Chu Hongyan was as if he were looking at a disgusting sewer rat trying to climb onto the dining table.

"Buzz!"

An extremely terrifying, cold, and almost tangible high-dimensional gravity field instantly erupted from Lei Dong's seemingly lazy body!

Chu Hongyan's smile froze instantly.

She felt as if a primordial beast from the depths of the universe had gripped her throat tightly!

The surrounding air was completely sucked out in that instant, and the gravity within a ten-meter radius suddenly increased by a full twenty times!

"Click click click!"

Chu Hongyan's once-proud, devilish figure instantly hunched over under this terrifying pressure, her bones groaning in agony as they succumbed to the unbearable strain.

"thump"!

Her legs buckled, and she fell to her knees in utter humiliation, her knees instantly bleeding.

"Mr. Lei—I'm sorry—Pfft!"

Chu Hongyan was terrified. Before she could finish speaking, she suddenly spat out a mouthful of blood.

She then realized in despair that her honey traps, which had worked on ordinary politicians and tycoons, were now useless.

Before this true god, it's nothing but a clown's trick to court death!

Lei Dong looked down at the trembling, stunning beauty from his high vantage point. His voice wasn't loud, but it was as powerful as a ton of hammers.

Each word struck deep into Chu Hongyan's soul: "Put away that cheap, horny smell on you."

"You're spraying this cheap perfume in the place where my wife is pregnant? Do you want to die?"