Prehistoric Evolution: Squidward Becomes a Great Old One

Chapter 42: The father is the game's number one Titan, and the child is humanity's strongest cub.

"drop!"

The female expert pressed a button.

Immediately, a "thump-thump" sound, like extremely powerful small drumbeats, came from the instrument's loudspeaker.

The voice was not only powerful and resonant, but it also subtly conveyed an extremely powerful vitality!

How could a female expert know?

What she was seeing now was a life form that combined the genetic feedback of two high-dimensional mythological beings: the [Superdimensional Annihilator Titan] and the [Abyss Emperor Star Demon God]!

This child hasn't even fully formed yet, but its vitality has already surpassed the limits of ordinary humans!

I heard that strong fetal heartbeat.

Lei Dong stared blankly at the screen, his eyes instantly reddening.

"Wife—did you hear me?"

Lei Dong knelt down beside the examination bed, pressing Su Qinghan's hand tightly against his cheek, his voice choked with emotion.

But more than anything, it was that kind of ultimate ecstasy that soared through the clouds!

"I've got it! I'm a dad! I'm a real dad! Hahaha!"

Lei Dong burst into laughter, as excited as a silly boy, and his laughter echoed in the consultation room.

Looking at him like this, Su Qinghan couldn't help but shed tears of happiness, gently stroking his hair.

And at this very moment, outside the hospital building, inside that disguised van.

The young agent watched as Lei Dong helped Su Qinghan up, holding an ultrasound report in his hand.

He walked out of the hospital building with a silly grin on his face, and typed a line on his tablet with utter speechlessness:

[Target MD-1044 report: No abnormal high-dimensional energy fluctuations throughout the process.]

The goal was to accompany his wife to the maternity hospital for a prenatal checkup and confirm that he was going to be a father.

Overall assessment: An ordinary player posing no threat; suspect completely ruled out.

After finishing writing, he stretched and said to Old Li in the driver's seat, "Boss, this guy is as happy as an idiot, he can't possibly be that killing god."

Let's go, let's move on to the next target. We still have hundreds of people to check today. This is fucking exhausting!

The bread truck drove away from the hospital without a sound.

Lei Dong glanced very subtly in the direction the bread truck had gone, a deep, unfathomable smile playing on his lips.

He carefully protected Su Qinghan's waist with one hand, while holding the ultrasound report with great care in the other.

"Come on, honey, let's go home."

He fooled the whole world perfectly.

Now, this thousand-meter-tall demon only wants to go home and study how to provide prenatal education for this "strongest human cub".

In Shanghai, the midday sun shines on the smooth asphalt roads.

A low-profile black SUV was driving smoothly through the traffic.

If a physicist or a top automotive engineer were observing this moment, they would surely be so astonished that their eyes would pop out.

Because this is a full-size SUV weighing over two tons, its four tires appear to be touching the ground.

But in reality, the entire car is in an extremely subtle "floating" state!

In the driver's seat, Lei Dong held the steering wheel with one hand, while his other hand rested naturally on the edge of the car window.

Within his seemingly relaxed body, the "Absolute Gravity Control" talent of the [Hyperdimensional Star Destroyer Titan] was silently operating.

On the way home from the hospital, I encountered speed bumps and potholes.

Even with a manhole cover, the car didn't experience the slightest bump.

Lei Dong forcefully used his terrifying high-dimensional divine power to create an "absolutely stable force field" around the vehicle.

They managed to make an off-road vehicle feel a hundred times smoother than a maglev high-speed train.

Are you kidding me? Sitting in the passenger seat is his wife, Lei Dong.

The baby in her belly is the "strongest human offspring" that combines the genes of the Abyss Demon God and the Planet Destroyer Titan!

Not to mention the bumps, Lei Dong even made molecular-level fine adjustments to the air composition inside the carriage.

To ensure that every breath of oxygen that Su Qinghan inhales is the purest and most suitable for pregnant women.

"Honey, you drove so smoothly today, I almost fell asleep in the car just now."

Su Qinghan touched her flat stomach, her face radiating maternal glow, and her eyes were full of dependence and love as she looked at Lei Dong.

"That's right, thanks to our family's great hero, my driving skills have now reached the level of a world champion."

Lei Dong smiled gently and smoothly parked the car in the underground garage of the riverside villa.

Upon returning to the villa, Lei Dong immediately entered a state of "Level 1 combat readiness".

"Honey, go lie down on the sofa for a while. Watch whatever TV show you want. I'll tidy up the house."

After settling Su Qinghan in, Lei Dong turned and walked to the center of the living room.

He closed his eyes slightly, and his immense divine sense instantly enveloped the mansion, which covered several hundred square meters.

"Buzz"

A dark blue, high-dimensional electromagnetic wave that only Lei Dong himself could perceive.

Centered on him, the camera swept across every corner of the villa in an instant.

In this microscopic world that is imperceptible to the naked eye of ordinary people.

PM2.5 particles floating in the air, tiny mites in the crevices of the sofa, and even a very faint trace of car exhaust drifting in from outside the window.

Under the crushing force of this divine power, everything was instantly broken down into its most primitive, harmless, and void state!

In less than three seconds, the hygiene standards in this villa surpassed those of the world's top cleanroom laboratories.

It has reached an abnormal level of "absolute high-dimensional purity".

Not only that, Lei Dong also went so far as to modify the physical parameters around the villa in an extremely depraved manner.

The corner of the stairs?

It's too hard. What if I bump into it?

Lei Dong directly used a gravitational field to cover the edges of all the furniture with an extremely soft "air cushioning pad".

What is the indoor temperature?

Leidong connects its energy to the central air conditioning system.

Ensure that the temperature in every corner of the villa is kept constant at 25.5 degrees Celsius, the most comfortable temperature for the human body, and that there is no temperature difference of even 0.1 degrees Celsius.

Having done all this, the thousand-meter-tall Titan, who could swallow Dunkleosteus whole and crush continents with a single step during the Devonian period, clapped his hands in satisfaction.

I put on an apron and went into the kitchen to prepare a "pregnancy-specific lunch" for my wife.

The afternoon sun was warm and gentle.

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Su Qinghan leaned back on the leather sofa in the living room, holding a book titled "Pregnancy Guide" in her hand.

Next to it was a Bluetooth speaker, playing Mozart's Sonata for Two Pianos in D major.

"The book says that prenatal education should start from six weeks."

Listening to classical music can cultivate a baby's artistic talent and intellectual development.

While reading, Su Qinghan gently stroked her belly and said softly.

Lei Dong, who was carrying a plate of washed seedless grapes, couldn't help but twitch his lips slightly when he heard this.

mozart?

A piano piece?

Lei Dong snorted coldly in his heart with utter disdain.

His thunderous child carries the domineering bloodline of the [Abyss Emperor Star Demon God] in his veins!

Those are high-dimensional beings destined to stand at the top of the food chain, tear apart stars, and devour eras!

What's the point of listening to such soft and weak piano music?

Does this mean that if we encounter an alien fleet in space in the future, we'll have to play "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" for them?

"My wife is right, Mozart is great, really great—"

Lei Dong agreed verbally, and sat down next to Su Qinghan very naturally, extending his large, warm hand to gently place it on her lower abdomen.

"Let me feel the baby too."

The moment his palm touched his stomach, Lei Dong immediately blocked out the Mozart piano music playing outside.

He transformed his higher-dimensional divine sense into extremely fine energy threads and carefully probed into the tiny gestation sac.

"Thump! Thump! Thump!"

The extremely powerful fetal heartbeat resounded like a war drum in the thunderous realm of divine perception.

"This little guy has an absurdly strong vitality."

However, at this very moment...

Lei Dong suddenly sensed a lot of fluctuations in life energy downstairs.

It looks like a group of fully armed people are approaching!

not good!

Have we been discovered?

Is it because of an abnormal prenatal checkup report from the hospital?

Great!