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Chapter 242 Can I report them for cheating?

July 7, 6:30.

The banks of the Yulong River were already crowded with spectators from all over Haizhou early on.

After securing the best observation location, many villages raised their village flags and started beating drums and gongs.

Qiu's mother and Sun Li arrived early and secured the best spot to set up their live stream.

The live stream had barely started when several thousand viewers flooded in, and within five minutes, the number had surged to 20,000.

[Juice Extraction Tips: Holy crap, there are so many people! And this is already past six in the morning!]

[One shot, one boyfriend: This spectacle feels even more impressive than the so-called international dragon boat races we have here! Indeed, to watch dragon boat races, you have to watch the Haizhou races!]

[Peeing on an arrow, whoever gets pricked will scream: the key is that no one dares to complain about disturbing the peace!]

[A spear sticking with excrement will kill whoever it touches: If you want to sleep on the streets, go complain about them!]

……

Before seven o'clock, dragon boat teams from various villages arrived one after another, paddling their famous dragon boats slowly from afar.

Autumn's mother looked for a long time but couldn't see Ye Xian and his group's dragon boat.

Sun Li was busy working on the sidelines.

"The late-night snack group is all here to get their support T-shirts!"

"Wear your support outfits and cheer for Xian Ge! Cheer for Cape No. 7! If we win the game today, everyone will get a bottle of Ye Xiaobai liquor and a bottle of Zui Hong Lou liquor!"

"We lost the game today, so instead of drinking, everyone gather around to watch Brother Xian kneel in the ancestral hall!"

……

Many of the late-night snack group members present burst into laughter, and some fan group leaders were even more eager to see their idols kneel in the ancestral hall.

That's so mean.

Many elderly people gathered around when they heard that there were free clothes and drinks available, but Sun Li only gave them water.

You can't get the clothes or the wine.

In fact, there were many people distributing various supplies on site today. These elderly people received several water items, fans, umbrellas, and other items in large quantities.

Sun Li is generous to everyone else.

We absolutely will not give them the support outfits or the alcohol as rewards for fans!

7: 30.

Just as the dragon boat teams were about to enter the arena, a deafening drumbeat suddenly came from afar.

"Facing countless waves with pride"

Passion is like the red sunlight

……

Gallbladder of iron, bones of steel

A broad mind and a far-reaching vision

I will strive to become a true hero.

... "

A red dragon boat slowly began to come into view.

[From a BL perspective: Ahhh, Brother Xian is here! You can tell this song is from Brother Xian's dragon boat team just by listening to it!]

[The fairy who's pooping: Holy crap, this dragon boat team has its own background music! They've already won half the battle before the race even starts!]

[A playful leg hair: Tsk tsk tsk, these billionaires have been practicing a lot! Their singing today is so much better than the night before!]

[Squatting in front of a grave listening to ghost stories: Of course! Those who sing badly probably wouldn't even be allowed to make a sound right now!]

……

All the dragon boat teams were dumbfounded.

"What are Haijiao Village doing? Holy crap, they're even singing their team song as they enter?"

"Why haven't I heard this song before?"

"I heard it was written by a young man from their village named Ye Xian, who's now a big star!"

"Holy crap, with that kind of momentum, how are we supposed to compete?"

"Referee, can I report them for cheating? They used an ultrasonic attack!"

"This song is really catchy!"

……

Cape No. 7 slowly entered the venue, and the team members sang their team song at the top of their lungs. Their sheer momentum overwhelmed their opponents, leaving them unable to lift their heads.

Ye Li proudly pounded the drum, looking at his opponents on the dragon boat next to him.

Ding Li, the team leader of Haifeng Village, was unhappy: "Ye Li, this is a competition, stop with this useless stuff."

Ye Li stopped drumming, signaling the team members to stop singing, and laughed loudly, "This year, our Haijiao Village will definitely wash away last year's humiliation in blood!"

Ding Li sneered, "Just because you have a team song?"

"Thanks to our amazing cheerleading squad!"

Ye Li roared towards the riverbank, "Brothers, let the other villages see the might of our Haijiao Village!"

"Youth never ends, the future is full of promise!"

"A resounding victory is assured at the Cape; we'll take the lead from the start!"

Thousands of villagers from Haijiao Village and fans of the late-night snack group immediately started shouting wildly on both sides of the river.

The deafening gongs and drums also began to roar at this moment.

Seeing the momentum of Haijiao Village, the people from other villages immediately became unwilling, and they started chanting slogans and beating drums.

The late-night snack group and the village were well-prepared.

"Facing countless waves with pride"

Passion is like the red sunlight

... "

Let's sing "A Man Should Be Self-Reliant" together!

[Riding a pig on the highway: My god, even though I wasn't there in person, watching the live stream made my blood boil!]

[The daycare center is absolutely stomping on this song! Everyone singing along completely drowned out the cheers from the other villages!]

[I have spicy strips, come with me: I feel so fired up! I really want to be there in person and compete with Brother Xian! This is what celebrities should be doing! So awesome!]

[Going shopping with a baby bottle in my mouth: I've already warned my landlord that if I don't win this year, I'm renting in the next village. I can't afford to lose face like this! The problem is, they've run into Brother Xian, so it's a bit risky! Should I rent a place in Haijiao Village?]

……

The villagers of Haijiao Village had already received the village chief's notice, and they had been practicing this song at home for the past few days. Now they could finally show off their singing skills in front of the neighboring village!

Needless to say, the requirement for the late-night snack group is that they must be able to sing "A Man Should Be Self-reliant" when they sign up.

The massive chorus of thousands stunned the organizers. Several village chiefs stood together, exchanging bewildered glances: "Haijiao Village, you guys are really something else!"

With a touch of pride, the village chief of Haijiao Village said modestly, "Oh dear, it's all because of that young man Ye Xian. He insisted on writing a team song. We all disagreed at the time, but we didn't expect that the song he wrote would be so good! No wonder he's a member of the Ye family. His father was the captain and never lost, and now his son is quite impressive too!"

"Hmph, what's the use of just being able to sing? We'll see who's the real deal on the field later!" the village chief of Haifeng Village sneered.

The village chief of Cape Village nodded and said, "That's right, that's right. We'll talk about the results of the competition later."

The village chiefs were helpless. They hadn't even competed yet, and they were already half-defeated just in terms of momentum. Who could they reason with?

"Focus! Our goal is to win the championship! If we lose today, you'll all be kneeling in the ancestral hall!"

The captains on the dragon boats cheered on their team members, pounding the drums to keep them from being overwhelmed by the momentum of Haijiao Village.

Ye Li knew that everyone's morale was at its peak at this moment, so he vigorously beat the drum, and everyone's fighting spirit was ignited.

Ye Xian was assigned to the bow of the ship.

He is now a flag.

Seeing Ye Xian there, the late-night snack groups from both sides of the strait were full of energy.

This was Ye Xian's first time participating in such a competition, and he felt even more nervous than when he was singing on stage. His hands were sweating profusely, and he kept wiping the sweat onto his clothes.

"Take a deep breath!"

Ye Feng, sitting in the same row as Ye Xian, noticed his nervousness and told him, "Don't think about anything later. Just listen to the drumbeats and whistles, and follow the training! The outcome is up to everyone!"

"good!"

Ye Xian took a deep breath, trying his best to calm himself down.

The deafening noise from both sides of the river slowly faded away. He thought of his childhood, how his father would always pat his head before a race, saying, "Ye Xian, when you participate in dragon boat races in the future, you must give it your all! Don't leave any regrets!"

Give it your all! Leave no regrets!

Ye Xian murmured to himself, his heart gradually calming down.

"beep--"

A whistle blew, the cheers stopped, the drumming of the dragon boats ceased, and the gazes of the crowd hardened.

This is the whistle signaling the start of the match!

……

P.S.: Today's Recap

Haizhou aged liquor inventory: 5568 bottles

(End of this chapter)