I really don't want to work in the world of weird rules!
Chapter 22 will definitely boost the ratings!
The hairs on Gu Changyuan's body suddenly stood on end.
To be precise, what was cut was the flagship segment, "Tuesday Quiz Show."
In other words, I'm not unemployed yet, but the entire quiz process has been completely scrapped and reworked.
Gu Changyuan's brain couldn't even process the amount of information in that sentence.
In other words, you will not have the opportunity to be among the 100th group of guests to challenge the winning streak myth. On behalf of the entire production team, I extend my sincerest apologies to you all.
The host bowed deeply, even the two rusty antennae on his head drooped down in grievance.
"So... this counts as a complete clear?"
"Ha...that's great..."
He could faintly hear the weak, surviving murmurs of the other team members beside him, but Gu Changyuan's limbs felt as if they were immersed in ice water, throbbing with cold. Wait, this plot development... could it be...?
......
[Top Secret Exploration Log No. 100]
The set design is exactly the same as that of a traditional talk show studio.
The only difference is that the program title on the clapperboard has changed.
Faced with the investigators who were in a state of extreme confusion, the host simply explained that "Tuesday Night Meet & Greet" had been permanently canceled.
The reason is that since all previous guests had passed the challenge in 99 consecutive attempts, the death penalty mechanism was rendered ineffective.
The investors believed the program had lost its intended visual impact and therefore held the production team accountable.
Therefore, the new segment uses a stimulating material that is guaranteed to explode viewership.
......
Oh! Wait a minute!
Upon receiving the gesture from the man in sunglasses, the host's drooping antenna suddenly stood straight up.
[Great news! Fantastic news! The production team has decided to invite everyone present to be the first guests for the new segment!]
Gu Changyuan's breath hitched.
[The best part is, this time it's a pre-recorded session, which is a million times easier than before! Haha!]
[Time is of the essence, let's get started right away! Although I'm just a minor character in this new section, I swear I will definitely bring you the most perfect recording experience...]
"Please wait a moment."
The supervisor who came with him had a face so dark it looked like it could drip water, and he suddenly raised his right hand.
"We only signed a contract for one show, and we have to leave now..."
The machine is almost turned on, and you're telling me you're leaving?
The host's enormous television head seemed to teleport right up to the supervisor's nose, and a piercing electronic static sound exploded from the screen.
What a pity, it was clearly stated in the registration instructions.
However, since you are so opposed, I cannot force you to do something against your will.
The cold, electronic voice echoed through the studio, each word deliberate and distinct.
[Say something, are you sure you can't do it?]
The supervisor's facial muscles tensed, and his gaze moved extremely slowly, meeting Gu Changyuan's eyes not far away. Gu Changyuan shook his head very slightly, and the supervisor clearly realized what was going on.
The so-called "not to force people to do things against their will" is not a pass to let them go home, but a verdict to destroy them on the spot.
[Great! Everyone seems really motivated!]
A nauseating silence filled the studio; only the rapid, suppressed breathing of a few people could be heard. Gu Changyuan felt as if his chest was stuffed with a wad of waterlogged cotton, and he wasn't even sure if he was still breathing.
Oh dear! Why is the atmosphere so tense? But that's normal, it's just a test recording after all.
Cheer up! Especially Mr. Lu, your performance in the live stream just now was phenomenal! I believe you won't let everyone down this time either!
What other excuses can be used to stall for time? What words can be used to cover it up?
"Of course, but the intensity of working non-stop really exceeded my ability to bear it." Gu Changyuan suppressed the trembling in his voice.
【oh?】
"People are bound to make mistakes when they're tired." Gu Changyuan's heart was pounding. "To achieve the best possible result, how about we take a break and continue next Tuesday..."
[It's moving! Look at the red light on the camera! Countdown, three, two, one...]
The host completely ignored what he was saying. This monster with a television head, like a drug addict in a state of extreme madness, lunged at the camera in the center like a madman.
Good evening, everyone! Tuesday's fun, Tuesday's excitement!
What you are watching now is our brand new prime-time segment, a major highlight of our stand-up comedy show!
He's completely gone mad.
Still feeling sorry for the end of "Tuesday Night Trivia"? Don't worry! Because this was practically the ultimate evolution of "Tribute Show"!
We've added a little something extra to our traditional quiz show! Guess what it is?
The host stared at the teleprompter beside him, waving his arms wildly.
In this messed-up world, only music can soothe a broken soul.
[Especially the human voice! That layered chorus! My God, what a sacred roar it was!]
......
[Haha, but don't be jealous, band members! This time, we've invited an absolute authority from another dimension!]
Please welcome our special guest!
The heavy black iron door at the back of the stage slowly opened, and a strong, nauseating smell of blood and decay hit us like gel.
In the darkness, a bloated silhouette with a huge pig's head slowly squeezed out of the doorway with heavy steps.
[The principal conductor of the Purgatory Choir! A filthy, ugly, yet supremely magnificent butcher of melody!]
That's right, the name of this brand new segment is—Tuesday Choir!
The gates of hell have been opened wide.
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