Forced to become a top influencer, I rely on my tu cao to ruin the cultivation world.

"boom--!!!"

Dust flew and gravel scattered on the mountain path of Qingyun Sect.

The pitch-black psionic tractor, at this moment, was like a runaway steel beast, roaring wildly as it raced across the "ladder to heaven" paved with bluestone.

Jia Zang gripped the steering wheel tightly, feeling the intense vibrations beneath him, but a secret thrill lingered in his heart.

"The acceleration is much stronger than a Ferrari! But the suspension... it's a complete zero! It's so bumpy it hurts my balls!"

He glanced at the rearview mirror.

Behind them, the once ethereal Spirit Testing Plaza had become a tiny black dot, while further away, several streaks of light were frantically chasing after them.

"That's... flying on a sword?" Jia Zang squinted.

Three sword lights were seen piercing the sky. The leader was none other than Elder Wang Teng from before; he stood on a flying sword, his face ashen, his beard whipped about by the wind, and he held a megaphone array in his hand, his voice booming like thunder:

"Hey you...you monster! Stop the car immediately! This is the sacred grounds of the Qingyun Sect, how dare you act so recklessly!"

Jia Zang smirked and gave the middle finger to the rearview mirror.

"A monster? Have you ever seen a monster driving a tractor? This is called retro style, you know!"

He suddenly turned the steering wheel, and the tractor emitted a screeching sound as it performed a beautiful drift on the narrow mountain road, swinging directly into the middle of the road and blocking the only passage up the mountain.

"Want to pursue me? Ask my exhaust pipe if it agrees first!"

As soon as Jia Zang had a thought, the system interface appeared in his mind.

Current Collapse Value: 1200

[Consume 500 Honkai Points to activate "Sonic Attack" mode?]

"Activate them! Give these bumpkins some modern heavy metal!"

The next second, the tractor's exhaust pipe suddenly deformed, and a huge horn-shaped device protruded from it, pointing directly at the three sword lights in the sky.

"Sizzle—!!!"

A visible torrent of sound waves, mixed with a piercing electrical hum, shot into the sky in an instant!

The sound was neither like the roar of magic nor the playing of musical instruments. It was more like the sound of fingernails scratching a blackboard amplified ten thousand times, mixed with the sound of an electric drill drilling into a wall, a baby crying, and Jia Zang's mesmerizing "Most Dazzling Ethnic Style" DJ version.

"Aaaaaahh ...

Elder Wang Teng, who was in the air, was the first to be hit. He felt a "buzz" in his head, as if a thousand flies were having a party in his brain. His protective aura shattered instantly, and the flying sword under his feet let out a mournful cry and fell out of control.

"puff--!"

Wang Teng coughed up a mouthful of blood and fell awkwardly from mid-air, but fortunately, he was caught by two disciples behind him.

"What...what kind of evil magic is this?! A demonic sound attacking my ears?!"

The two disciples stared in horror at the tractor that was still howling like ghosts, their very hearts trembling.

All of this was transmitted in its entirety to the modern online world via a live-streaming camera suspended in mid-air.

The live stream chat exploded instantly.

[Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! A sonic attack?! This effect is so realistic!]

[Hey, that's not special effects! That's clearly a physical attack! My headphones are about to explode!]

[Hahaha! Elder Wang fell! He fell! I give him a perfect score for that pose!]

[What kind of kung fu is this? "Lion's Roar"? That's so mean! I love it!]

[This streamer is amazing! This is the kind of cultivation story we want to see! All that fighting and killing is so boring, we need this kind of mental stimulation!]

[You've tipped! You've tipped! 10 "Super Rockets"! Don't stop, keep playing!]

Watching the barrage of comments scrolling wildly across the screen and the soaring Honkai value, Jia Zhuang was in high spirits.

"It seems this generation of netizens is quite knowledgeable."

He turned off the sonic attack, and the tractor resumed its normal roar.

At this moment, he had already rushed to the gate of the Qingyun Sect.

It was a magnificent white jade archway, with the three large characters "Qingyun Sect" engraved on it, radiating a faint spiritual light.

But in Jia Zang's eyes, it was nothing more than an illegal building.

"This archway is blocking the way, let's tear it down."

He muttered to himself, then slammed on the gas.

"boom!"

The tractor transformed into a black lightning bolt and crashed violently into the white jade archway!

"Bang--!!!"

A loud bang, and debris flew everywhere.

The white jade archway that had stood for hundreds of years was actually half-collapsed by this seemingly flimsy tractor!

Amidst the billowing dust, Jia Zang drove his tractor through unscathed.

"The quality is terrible, it's a shoddy construction project. I suggest a thorough investigation."

He shook his head and continued rushing towards the main peak of the Qingyun Sect.

At this moment, the entire Qingyun Sect was in an uproar.

As the alarm bells rang, countless sword lights rose from various mountain peaks, rushing towards the mountain gate.

But Jia Zang didn't care at all.

His gaze was fixed on the highest building atop the main peak—the Azure Cloud Palace.

"That should be where the sect leader lives, right?"

A hint of excitement flashed in Jia Zhuang's eyes.

"Since we're here, we should at least greet the host."

He accelerated again, and the tractor moved smoothly along the rugged mountain road, its exhaust pipe spewing blue flames. Using the reaction force, it could even perform some incredible aerial spins, much like a circus stunt.

[Livestream chat]

Is this streamer going to challenge someone? That's incredible!

What's the deal with this tractor? It feels faster than a flying sword!

[That one up front is called a "Psionic Tractor." Didn't you see "Nine-Turn Golden Elixir Engine" written on it? Sounds pretty awesome!]

[I'm laughing so hard! Is the streamer going to tear down the Qingyun Sect?!]

[Stop talking, look! The sect leader is out!]

Jia Zang also saw it.

In front of the Qingyun Hall, an old man dressed in a blue Taoist robe, with white hair and beard, stood with his hands behind his back, quietly watching him.

The old man neither flew on a sword nor cast any spells; he simply stood there, seemingly one with heaven and earth, giving people a sense of unfathomable depth.

It was none other than Li Changfeng, the leader of the Qingyun Sect.

"Young man," Li Changfeng's voice wasn't loud, but it reached Jia Zhuang's ears clearly, "do you know what you're doing?"

Jia Zhuang slammed on the brakes, and the tractor stopped less than ten meters away from Li Changfeng, its exhaust pipe still sputtering black smoke.

He took off his sunglasses and grinned at Li Changfeng.

"What are you here for? To become my apprentice, of course!"

"However, I think the design of your mountain gate is unreasonable and it obstructs the view too much. I'll help you renovate it."

Li Changfeng: "..."

The entire room fell silent.

[Livestream chat]

[Seeking apprenticeship? Are you here to cause trouble?]

I accept that reason!

[Sect Leader: In my eight hundred years of life, this is the first time I've seen such a brazen bandit.]

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully attracted the attention of the sect leader and gained 500 Honkai Points!]

[Side Quest Triggered: Join the Qingyun Sect and become the Sect Leader's Personal Disciple. Quest Reward: One random skill book.]

Jia Zhuang looked at the system notification, a glint of light flashing in his eyes.

"Sect Leader, what do you think of me? I can drive, I can complain, and I can even help you with infrastructure. I'm super cost-effective! Just provide food and lodging, and I'll pay you whatever salary you want."

Li Changfeng looked at the young man in front of him dressed in strange clothes and driving a strange car, then looked at the collapsed mountain gate behind him and the dense live broadcast cameras in the sky.

His eyes flickered.

As the head of the Qingyun Sect, he was well aware of the rules of the "Seeking Immortality" program team—if an ordinary person had the opportunity, the sect had to accept them.

But is this person... really an ordinary person?

This is clearly a demolition team!

But then Li Changfeng reconsidered. The production team had been going too far lately, the script was too obvious, and the sect's reputation had plummeted. If he accepted this "mudslide," perhaps... it could bring some change to the stagnant Qingyun Sect?

It might even infuriate those damned capitalists.

Thinking of this, a slightly amused smile appeared on Li Changfeng's usually calm face.

"That's enough."

"You...come with me."

Jia Zhuang was taken aback.

"Huh? You agreed already? I haven't even shown you my talent yet!"

Li Changfeng turned and walked towards the main hall, his back view even carrying a hint of... schadenfreude?

"I dare not disobey the rules of 'Seeking Immortality'. Besides..."

He paused, a subtle, underlying meaning in his voice.

"The Qingyun Sect does indeed need a... fresh start."

Jia Zang watched his retreating figure, lost in thought.

This old man seems interesting. He's a shrewd fellow!

He restarted the tractor and followed Li Changfeng, slowly driving into the Qingyun Sect.

Meanwhile, the live stream room behind them was already in complete frenzy.

Holy crap! I've already become an apprentice?!

[Was the sect leader scared out of his wits by the streamer's tractor?]

No, I think the sect leader has seen through it all. This isn't accepting disciples; it's clearly inviting back a patriarch!

[No matter what, the streamer is awesome! From today onwards, I'm a die-hard fan!]

[The "Qingyun Sect Mudslide" event is officially launched!]

Jia Zang had no idea that from this moment on, his "forced top-tier" path of cultivation had only just begun.

His tractor will become the most terrifying legend in the entire cultivation world.