People in America started by developing the Yellow Turban Army.

People in America started by developing the Yellow Turban Army.

人在美利坚,开局发展黄巾军

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Chen Ping'an, possessing the rebellious bible *Taiping Yaoshu*, arrived in America, his eyes lighting up at the sight of millions of homeless people. Don't misunderstand, he was just there to cultivate. As for why his little tavern had a stage for speeches and stand-up comedy? The tavern didn't sell alcohol, only water and stand-up comedy, and isn't stand-up comedy a daily occurrence in America? But it seemed a bit off to be telling stories about the Eastern classic *Chen Sheng Shijia* on a stand-up comedy show in a tavern. Then things spiraled out of control. "Are kings and generals born with a special destiny?"—this famous Eastern saying, destined to become popular in America, originated here. The most terrifying thing here was the story of Huang Chao, who, unable to pass the imperial examinations, stormed Chang'an. The slogan that feudal remnants like aristocratic families should be swept into the dustbin of history originated here. When everyone was itching to act… Chen Ping'an felt somewhat wronged; he just wanted to properly cultivate the *Taiping Yaoshu*, this heavenly book—what was wrong with that? "The Azure Heaven is dead, the Yellow Heaven shall rise; the year is Jiazi, great fortune will come to the world"—these words weren't spoken by me! They were spoken by the great and virtuous teacher Zhang Jiao, not by me!!!

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