I bought a prison in the United States.

The execution line landed me in prison, but the good news is, I'm the warden. There's a former Silicon Valley programmer in the prison; I gave him a computer and had him develop a prison management system for me. After the system went live, the escape rate dropped by 80%. I immediately patented the system and sold it to other prisons, making enough money to buy three more prisons. Another inmate is a former luxury leather craftsman who supposedly made bags for Hollywood stars. Now he leads thirty inmates every day sewing LV-style bags. I sell them to Chinatown at 20% of the original price, using half the profits to pay off loans and the other half to give the leather craftsman a food allowance. After all, he needs the energy to sew more bags. The prison's woodworking workshop has opened; the inmates are rushing to make miniature Statue of Liberty figurines. Don't ask about the copyright; just say: "Prison Exclusive - Atonement Edition."