Sky Curtain: A Review of Historical Foes and the Secrets of Ministers

Sky Curtain: A Review of Historical Foes and the Secrets of Ministers

天幕:盘点历史怨种,臣子的秘密

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History blogger Wang Xi, seeking a livelihood, resorted to unconventional methods, releasing a video titled "The Strongest War God of Qin Dynasty Was Actually a Construction Foreman?!" Unexpectedly, the video was simultaneously broadcast live through the "Ten Thousand Realms Sky Screen" to countless parallel universes, including the Qin, Tang, and Ming dynasties. From that moment on, the emperors of each dynasty went completely mad. When the video opened, Zhang Han, the Qin Dynasty's Minister of the Imperial Household, a construction foreman building the imperial tomb, was cursing his life at the screen: the first half was a head-on battle against Xiang Yu, the Hegemon-King of the West; the second half was a duel against the military genius Han Xin; and finally, he was betrayed by his incompetent ally Zhao Gao, leading 200,000 Qin soldiers to be buried alive. In an instant, the entire universe erupted in uproar! Upon reading this, Ying Zheng flew into a rage: "My Great Qin has fallen so low as to send a tomb-building worker to fight a war? Have Wang Jian and Meng Tian all died?" Li Shimin, with his hands behind his back, calmly commented: "Using prisoners as soldiers, they do have some skill. Unfortunately, compared to my three thousand Xuanjia soldiers, they are still far inferior." Zhu Yuanzhang grabbed his crown prince Zhu Biao and gave him a lesson on the spot: "Biao'er, look, this is the best son Ying Zheng chose. If we had given birth to a bastard like Hu Hai, he would have drowned right after birth!" And when videos such as "Li Jing is just an amateur!", "The first strategist of the Han Dynasty was actually humiliated by an old lady?", and "If you want me to guard Tongguan, I'd rather guard Xuanwu Gate!" were broadcast one after another... the entire history of the myriad worlds was completely thrown into chaos!

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