My daily life of exorcising demons and falling in love with a witch.

"Young Miss, don't forget to ask Yusuke about that matter."

"Huh? What's up?"

"Would you like to come with us to the Hatsuyuki Shrine?" Yoshiyuki reminded him, "Why did you forget so quickly!"

"Oh, right," Erina exclaimed. "It's all because that set meal looked so delicious! My brain was already shaped like xiaolongbao soup and strawberry mapo tofu!"

Yi Xing was startled when he heard her say that.

He suddenly had a very reasonable and bold association.

Xiaolongbao soup... could perhaps be interpreted as brain fluid.

Strawberry Mapo Tofu, on the other hand, is a real brain teaser.

I see……

No wonder this set meal sells so well!

Yi Xing suddenly realized what was happening and broke out in a cold sweat.

For every meal purchased, a witch is murdered.

That's absolutely terrifying.

Therefore, he must protect Erina even better.

After all, the young lady is so stupid. What if the person who eats her brain becomes stupid? Wouldn't that be harmful?

He must take responsibility and prevent the tragedy from happening in the first place.

"That jerk said the student council is too busy, so he told us to go to the shrine by ourselves. He'll go later." Erina chuckled, putting away her phone, and said, "Maybe he's just deliberately trying to find a time off from us? He wants to be alone with Sakura!"

"It can't be that bad. He's probably just really busy. After all, the opening ceremony is tomorrow, and he has a lot of work to do." Yoshiyuki paused for a moment, then suggested, "Anyway, we've pretty much seen everything here... Shall we go check out the clock tower library? Or should we head straight to the shrine?"

"Hmm... how about we visit Hime's house again tomorrow? It would be terrible if Mayu arrived too early and couldn't get in." Erina gently patted Hime and asked softly, "What do you think? Will Hime mind?"

Yaodao-hime shook her head.

"Then it's decided!" Erina nodded, excitedly suggesting, "Let's go to the Hatsuyuki Shrine right away! Oh, right, don't forget to go back to the school building. Your wooden sword is still there."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Ji quickly wrote down these words in her notebook and held it up.

I'll also feed the goldfish while I'm at it.

"Speaking of feeding the fish..." Yoshiyuki suddenly remembered this and asked, "Should I give the catnip that the black and white cat asked you to buy to her today?"

Xiao Ji shook her head.

Then, he wrote these words in his notebook and held it up.

I'll give it to her tomorrow.

"I see." Yoshiyuki pressed further, "So, how does Arisa use this catnip? Is it just for smelling?"

[It can also be used to make tea, which is then enjoyed with alcohol. It can also be chewed directly.]

When Yoshiyuki heard her say that, he couldn't help but imagine Arisa getting so high from the catnip that her IQ dropped to zero, and he found it quite amusing.

As he pondered this, he began to regret that the young lady didn't have animal ears—in his view, this was her only flaw.

Of course, the associations that arise from this are not limited to this.

Yi Xing further realized that the coffee at Black Forest Cafe had many toppings available.

One option is mint—the opposite of cinnamon and ginger, mint can make coffee and tea taste cooler. It creates a wonderfully unique chemical reaction, especially when paired with hot drinks.

With one sip, the hot coffee quickly spreads throughout the body. At the same time, the coolness of the mint instantly soothes the heat, slowing down the excessive diffusion and further enhancing the bitter aroma of the coffee.

If the coffee beans are a less acidic variety with fruity notes, the drinking experience will be even better.

These wonderful flavors become fully realized with a single sprig of mint.

In his view, the combination of hot coffee with ginger, cinnamon, cream, sugar, and mint is not only delicious but also rich in life philosophy.

After all, if you think about it carefully, isn't that what life is all about?

It has all sorts of flavors, a mixture of sweet, sour, bitter, and spicy.

The beauty in life is made all the more precious by contrasting it with bitterness.

Of course, Yixing only drinks this philosophically rich coffee occasionally.

Even though the flavor is exquisite, adhering to the principle of simplicity, he still prefers the simplest coffee with milk and sugar.

It's like no matter how many white-haired girls he's seen, he still likes the classic Erina the most—of course, if he said this to the young lady, she would definitely find fault with him.

For example, this kind of sarcastic comment: "Hey, you scumbag servant! What do you mean by 'favorite'? Do you have other women who like you?"

Yi Xing was very curious about how Wu Nini and Wu Lili, the two catgirls, usually added mint to their coffee.

Is it regular mint?

Or should I add catnip, which isn't on the menu?

If it's the latter, drinking it at work might get you a spanking from Kiriko Fujimori. After all, it would be terrible if you drank too much and got so high that it affected your work.

Um? etc……

Spanking?

Yay!!!

Yi Xing felt excited just thinking about it.

It wasn't because he wanted to see them get beaten up, but because he was imagining himself being hung up and beaten by the young lady.

They hit him while cursing him as a pervert.

If that's the case, although I'm reluctant to admit it... it seems like cross-dressing isn't entirely unacceptable! It would even have a better effect that way!

As Yi Xing thought of this, his excitement suddenly turned into a shock.

He quickly banished such terrifying thoughts from his mind, reminding himself that he couldn't have such ideas.

Otherwise, they will gradually move closer to the irreversible path of cross-dressing, and there will be no turning back!

Yixing returned to the entrance of the teaching building alone amidst this tense contemplation.

When he went to the armory to retrieve the wooden sword that the young lady had given him as a birthday gift last year, with the two Chinese characters "义行" (righteous conduct) engraved on the hilt, he overheard several high school girls whispering about their crushes.

To his surprise, two women said they greatly admired Vice President Yoda but didn't know how to approach him.

This conversation suddenly made Yoshiyuki realize that Yusuke was truly a man of great talent.

Or to be more precise... it's practically Versailles!

So many people want to date him, yet he still has the nerve to say he hopes to be popular with girls!

For a fleeting moment, Yi Xing had a question.

He wondered if Yusuke was truly unaware that someone liked him.

Or perhaps, she really did become popular because she became the vice president and changed her hairstyle and hair color.

However, after a moment's thought, he dismissed those ideas from his mind.

Because that was simply too outrageous.

If so many people like him, how could he not notice?

Such oblivious guys only exist in anime and visual novels!

And... he's just a vice president, and he just dyed his hair from black to brown and changed his hairstyle. How could so many people suddenly like him?

It must be his previous behavior that attracted a lot of fans!