My daily life of exorcising demons and falling in love with a witch.
Chapter 137: The Most Popular Chinese Set Meal
After saying goodbye to Takagi, Yoshiyuki and his two friends wandered around the venue for a while before preparing to leave.
Just then, Mayu Yoda, who was going to be a second-year junior high school student after the start of the new semester, sent Erina a LINE message.
She always changes her profile picture.
Just a few days ago, it was a profile picture of a white-haired anime girl wearing a shark suit.
Now it's changed to Cong Yu from "Senren Banka".
I don't know if I've played this game recently.
Of course, it's definitely an all-ages version.
Unlike the young lady, she was a well-behaved child and unlikely to do something like secretly playing the complete version.
"Oh! Mayu sent a picture of lunch!" Erina stopped and excitedly showed the photo to Yoshiyuki and Hime. "Look!"
The phone screen displayed this message.
[Sister, the cafeteria has launched new set meals for the new semester!]
[Especially this Chinese set meal, it sells extremely well! It looks delicious just from the start.]
[I really hope we can eat this together! (Dumpling with eyes closed and a happy smile)]
In junior high school, there's a sign advertising set meals in the cafeteria.
The picture on it shows a set meal, along with this caption: "New Semester's Most Popular New Item NO.1 - Strawberry Mapo Tofu Xiao Long Bao Soup Set Meal!"
Actually, the GG language itself is quite ridiculous. Because this is the first day of sales, and there haven't been any customers before, yet they have the audacity to write on the sign that it's a "super popular new product".
But it was the contents of the package that truly terrified Yi Xing.
It actually contains rice, strawberry mapo tofu, and soup dumplings!
Strawberry Mapo Tofu is Mapo Tofu made with strawberry jam.
Xiaolongbao soup is made by cooking xiaolongbao (soup dumplings) in soup like noodles. The bowl of soup in the picture has several wet xiaolongbao floating in it.
Although Japanese Chinese cuisine is essentially Japanese-style Chinese food, these two dishes have been so drastically altered that they are unrecognizable!
Its horror was so great that Yi Xing, who witnessed such a grotesque Chinese meal, almost fainted.
Fortunately, this information is something that most people don't know.
Otherwise, if one day, in a life-or-death duel, the opponent suddenly pulls out a picture of this set meal along with a lewd image of the white-haired girl, it will inevitably cause Yoshiyuki to seriously waver. He might even lose his grip on the knife and suffer a heartbreaking defeat!
Yixing took a deep breath and immediately categorized it as a culinary disaster in his mind, unwilling to even imagine what it would taste like.
However, Mayu did say on LINE that it was very delicious.
After Erina replied, Mayu sent a very cute emoticon. It looked like she wanted a hug.
This is how the young lady replied.
[This looks amazing! I want some too! I'll see if my servant can make it for me!]
"Uh, Miss, are you serious?" Yixing was terrified when he saw what the young lady had said. "This kind of dish is too heretical. It's no better than eating it normally."
"Oh, but I think it's perfectly normal! Mayu even said it's delicious!" Erina chuckled and said, "Anyway, it's decided then! This lowly servant will study it carefully and make it as soon as possible, okay? Hime must really want to eat it too!"
Xiao Ji nodded.
This almost caused Yi Xing to let out a miserable wail.
He really didn't want to make such a horrific dish. However, the young lady had already given the order, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and do it.
But... deep down, Yi Xing was still unwilling to accept it!
He still held onto a last glimmer of hope!
"Miss, I really don't think it will taste good! I wouldn't do you a bad job! So, can we not make it?"
"Hmph, so you're really that unwilling? It's not like it's impossible."
"Yay! Then—"
"—Stop! I haven't finished yet!" Erina grinned mischievously and put her hands on her hips.
In that instant, Yixing sensed something was wrong.
He instinctively realized that the young lady would then propose other conditions.
Moreover, that condition was absolutely unacceptable to him!
As expected... when Erina finally spoke, she said these words!
"If you don't make this dish for me, I'll punish you by making you delete all the lewd pictures on your computer in front of me!"
"Huh?!" Yoshiyuki was stunned for a moment, completely taken aback: "Aren't you asking me to dress as a woman?"
Upon hearing this, Xiao Ji immediately became excited and even started clapping and cheering.
"Oh! Yoshiyuki, you've finally taken the initiative to want to crossdress!" Erina nodded, looking deeply pleased. "Hmm! Very good! I'll grant your wish! You're allowed to crossdress!"
"Thank you, Master! I will definitely—no, wait! Who wants to wear women's clothes!"
"Isn't it you? What, suddenly changing your mind?"
"I didn't want to wear women's clothes! It's all because of you, Miss, that I've been led astray!"
In the end, Yoshiyuki had no choice but to agree to try this dark meal someday.
He decided to delay for a couple more days, hoping the young lady would forget about it.
After all, Erina is so fickle; she can come up with a different thing to eat in no time. If you take every suggestion seriously, either you'll die from overwork or the young lady will be overloaded and her stomach simply won't be able to hold any more.
"Oh, right, you scoundrel. We haven't met Mayu yet since we came to Tokyo! How about we invite her over?"
"I think it's a good idea." Yoshiyuki nodded in approval. "Let's invite Yusuke too. The five of us can get together. It'll also be a good opportunity for her to meet Hime."
When it comes to the relationship between Mayu and Hime, Yoshiyuki always feels a very subtle sense of unease.
After all, Hime actually had to call fourteen-year-old Mayu "auntie".
This would have been reasonable before she transmigrated, but it's still a bit strange in this world.
Therefore, while Erina was sending a message, Yoshiyuki quietly reminded Hime about the issue of how to address her.
Basically, it means telling her to call the current Yusuke "brother" and Mayu "older sister".
Xiao Ji nodded, indicating her understanding.
Perhaps she already knew this, and Yixing's reminder was completely unnecessary.
The way people address each other, whether they are immortals or ordinary people, is often not based on their actual seniority.
Instead, they judge based on appearance.
If an immortal person appears to be young, then ordinary people who are older than them usually do not call them younger brothers or sisters, but rather older brothers or sisters, or simply by their names.
In short, we should no longer address people as uncles, aunts, or other older generations.
That would be impolite.
Of course, since immortals are actually very old, they don't necessarily need to use honorifics when addressing ordinary people who appear older than themselves. The specific way to address someone depends on the specific circumstances.
"Mayu said she'd come. She asked when we'd be free. I told her we'd be home around 4 or 5, and she can figure it out," Erina said while typing. "As for my brother, he'll be busy until later. But he should be able to come around 5!"
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