Hogwarts: Who uses a crowbar in wizard duels?

Defense Against the Dark Arts.

The group stood in front of a wardrobe that was constantly shaking.

"Has anyone guessed what's inside?"

Professor Lu Ping asked everyone a question from the side.

"It's Boggart, Professor," a student replied.

"That's right, it's a shape-shifting dark magic creature that can take on any form; it can transform into things that people fear."

Professor Lupin spoke eloquently, explaining to everyone what a Boggart is.

"There's a spell specifically designed to deal with Boggarts, how ridiculous."

Immediately afterwards, Professor Lu Ping had everyone recite the mantra to familiarize themselves with it.

This is a simple banishing spell that only works on Boggarts.

Another way to deal with a Boggart is to laugh, to make the Boggart as funny as possible.

Soon everyone became familiar with the spell, lined up, and took turns facing Boggart.

The first one was Neville. He came to the wardrobe, and Professor Lupin opened it. Professor Snape came out, but it was a fake. He looked around warily and finally stared intently at Neville.

"Quickly chant the spell Neville, imagine your grandmother's clothes, and make Snape change into your grandmother's clothes."

Professor Lupin encouraged Neville to chant the incantation.

"Hilarious! Hilarious!"

Neville waved his wand, and Snape suddenly began to spin and change rapidly, suddenly donning old-fashioned women's clothing—Neville's grandmother's clothes.

"Hahahaha." The group of young wizards burst into laughter; the scene was hilarious.

Kevin secretly took out his camera and snapped a picture!

Snape in drag +1

I'm going to hang this photo in my living room!

Hermione pinched Kevin in annoyance, knowing that if Snape found out, he'd be in big trouble.

Next up was Ron. Boggart transformed into a giant spider, and Ron immediately felt physically uncomfortable. He trembled as he waved his wand, and suddenly the giant spider put on roller skates and began to slip in place.

After a few more young wizards, it was Harry's turn.

Kevin craned his neck to see if Harry, who had never been attacked by Dementors because of him, would still be most afraid of them now.

Harry stood in front of a clown doll, the work of the previous student.

As the clown swayed, the Boggart suddenly spun around, and the surroundings transformed into a sea of ​​fire. A man in black robes stood amidst the flames, and at his feet lay two corpses—Harry's parents.

Then the man in black removed his hood, revealing himself to be Sirius Black with a sinister grin!

He seemed to be mocking Harry, who had caused the deaths of his parents and was powerless to do anything about it.

Harry's breathing became heavy, his eyes became bloodshot, and he clenched his teeth.

The young wizards gasped in alarm, and Professor Lupin also sensed something was wrong.

He didn't have time to think about why Harry knew about what happened back then, and was about to step forward.

"Hilarious, hilarious." Harry raised his wand and resolutely uttered the spell.

The scene before my eyes spun and changed, eventually turning into a small black dog. What was funny was that the dog's head had Sirius Black's face.

Professor Lupin, who was about to block Harry, was taken aback when he saw the dog, but he was immediately amused and burst into laughter.

"Hahaha! A dog has grown a human face, hahaha!"

They really are good brothers; their laughter is quite sarcastic.

Click!

Kevin took another picture.

Harry, when you and Sirius are back together, I'll show this picture to Sirius.

Kevin thought to himself.

Perhaps Professor Lupin was laughing so hard that Harry suddenly found it funny and started laughing along.

Next up, Hermione.

She walked up to Little Heavenly Dog Star, and the black dog spun around and transformed, eventually turning into Kevin's appearance.

Kevin: ?

Then, the "Kevin" in front of him, with a cold expression, tossed down several test papers with zero marks signed by Hermione and said indifferently, "I don't play with idiots."

Hermione was momentarily flustered upon seeing this, but quickly regained her composure, though her expression turned somewhat dangerous, as if she were very angry.

Kevin: Dude, I'm the one who'll suffer later!

Standing next to Hermione, the real Kevin was sweating profusely.

Sure enough, the next moment, Hermione's hand pinched his waist hard.

hiss! !

"That's not me, Hermione..." Kevin said innocently.

Hermione didn't care and angrily waved her wand, making a "funny" sound.

This Boggart just did one spinning transformation, and in the end it actually turned into Kevin in drag.

"Pfft, hahaha."

Hermione's expression instantly brightened, and she burst into laughter.

Harry and the others laughed along with him, with Draco laughing the loudest.

Next up was Kevin.

"Look me in the eye, you little brat!"

Kevin stared fiercely at himself dressed as a woman in front of him.

He pulled out his wand; no matter what it turned into, Kevin was determined to give it a good whack!

Boggart spun and transformed again, eventually becoming a giant syringe with needles gleaming with a chilling light.

hiss...

I used to be terrified of getting injections!

Kevin gasped, his hand trembling violently.

"Hilarious! Hilarious!"

Then Boggart transformed again, eventually becoming a big-headed duck.

The duck was quacking maniacally, sounding like it was laughing in a grotesque way.

Kevin was stunned. Wasn't this the kind of bizarre animal short videos that were all the rage in his past life?

Although the group of young wizards didn't understand what was so funny about a duck, they were infected by the infectious laughter and burst into laughter themselves.

The class ended quickly in a cheerful atmosphere.

......

"Kevin, didn't you sign the travel consent form for Hogsmeade Village?"

Harry asked Kevin, "Tomorrow is the day we leave for Hogsmeade Village."

"No, what are you afraid of? If you want to go, I'll take you. It's no big deal."

Kevin said nonchalantly.

"Why don't you just get Dean Hope to sign it? Or you can have my parents sign it for you."

Hermione, who was standing nearby, said.

"Only children need their parents' consent and signature," Kevin said proudly, hands on his hips and head held high.

Then Hermione pinched Kevin's waist.

Ouch! Kevin clutched his waist.

Why does this girl seem to like pinching him more and more lately?

"But Kevin, is this really okay? What if we get caught..." Harry was still a little worried.

"Harry, you can just wear an invisibility cloak then," Ron suggested.

Harry's eyes lit up; that was a good idea.

The following Saturday.

Hogsmeade Village is only open to students in Year 3 and above on specific Saturdays.

And the guardian's signature is also required.

Professor McGonagall gathered all the third-year students in the Hogwarts back garden, and they went through the back gate to Hogsmeade Village, which was not far from here.

Kevin and Harry set up shop directly, without sneaking in. They stood outside with an air of authority, like leaders on an inspection tour, watching the group of little girls chatter excitedly and point and whisper.

Professor McGonagall also noticed them and felt sorry for them. She knew that the two children were orphans, but there was nothing she could do; rules are rules.

Professor McGonagall sighed and led the group off.

Once everyone was out of sight, Kevin patted Harry on the shoulder: "Come on, Harry."

Kevin didn't use the Disillusionment Charm either, but instead chose to use Harry's Invisibility Cloak, since that way they could see each other and not get separated.

Kevin also cast a silencing spell on the two of them, and then they stealthily followed behind the main group.

Seeing that the main group had all boarded the carriages and set off, Kevin simply picked up Harry and chased after them with lightning speed.

Marauder's Map? I don't need it!

This time, the timing is different from Harry's first visit in the movie. In the movie, it takes place after winter break, which is after Christmas, so the snow scene in the movie is not shown.

It's just a village full of wizards, nothing special.

Soon, upon arriving at their destination, Professor McGonagall gathered everyone together and gave the young wizards a final reminder: enjoy the visit and don't cause trouble, or you won't be allowed to come back next time.

Afterwards, the young wizards dispersed and went to explore the wizard village together.

"Hermione, Ron."

Kevin found the two waiting by the roadside. He glanced around and saw no professors, only wandering young wizards, so he and Harry took off their invisibility cloaks.

"You arrived so quickly?"

Ron looked surprised; they had barely arrived when Kevin appeared.

"Nonsense, it's only a few steps, your carriage can't even keep up with me."

Kevin stood smugly with his hands on his hips, but Hermione nudged his waist, telling him not to be so smug, or he'd lose all his Gryffindor points if he got caught.

After playing around for a while, Kevin said.

"Alright, let's go, let's go explore together and see what's interesting in this village. If we get bored, I won't come again next time, and I'll let Harry come here by himself."

Harry was speechless. He would rather have run over himself; being carried on someone's shoulder all the way was not comfortable at all.

Afterwards, the group went to the candy house, which was the most popular place among the young wizards. It had a lot of strange and wonderful candies.

Kevin wanted to see if he could find any dog ​​poop-flavored candies, hoping to get a couple for Dumbledore.

Forget about Snape.

Instead of believing Snape can eat candy, believe I am Qin Shi Huang.