Huayu: Were you ever a top star before writing nonsense?

Qiao Yufei felt as if someone had hit her on the head, and her mind was buzzing.

The moment she saw Shen Can's launch message, she couldn't help but squeeze her legs together.

Madness.

Her madness was so severe that she felt she couldn't take it anymore.

Its power is immense, need I say more?

You're a male college student, and a freshman at that age, eighteen or nineteen. How could you possibly have a child?

"Does this mean that the more eccentric the online novel industry becomes, the better the results?" Qiao Yufei murmured to herself.

There is no answer.

But it must be said that Shen Can's launch speech was quite appealing.

Qiao Yufei took a deep breath, calmed herself down, and continued watching.

The fact that the grandfather and grandson are not related by blood is a big problem.

What does this mean?

This means there's a high probability my wife cheated on me.

My dad threw the paternity test results in my face and spoke coldly to his beloved grandson, while my mom told me to divorce my wife.

"Look at you, I tried to stop you from becoming a live-in son-in-law, but you insisted it was true love."

"Now? Divorce, we must get a divorce!!"

"Holy crap, they can even do a crossover?"

Even though Qiao Yufei was somewhat prepared, she was still taken aback, her eyes fixed on the screen.

She had seen the short videos Shen Can had posted before, in which Shen Can was a live-in son-in-law, and as a man, he had to have children.

"Wait a minute, isn't that child in the video Shen Cansheng's?"

Forget it, I shouldn't think about Shen Can's matter anymore.

She decided to temporarily entrust her mind to Shen Can.

My wife Bingbing remained completely calm after learning about this.

She only said three words: "Fine, let's get a divorce."

To be honest, I don't want to divorce her. Everyone knows I'm the most devoted lover in Shanghai; I love her to the core...

Sigh, this matter is making me extremely confused.

The next day, my wife took me and the child to get a paternity test.

After the results came out, she gave me a cold look and said "divorce" again.

I opened the report, my hands trembling...

At that moment, heaven and hell seemed very close to me.

"Confirmed as biological child".

Upon seeing these four words, I burst into tears of joy!

Oh, God!

My son is my biological child, and my wife is loyal to me.

"You think this is right?" the daughter-in-law sneered.

I froze for a moment.

Yeah, what's wrong with that?

No! My son is my biological son, but he's not related to my father by blood. Doesn't that mean the problem lies with my mother?

Cold sweat broke out! A chill ran from the soles of my feet straight to my head—inspiration!

Family, I'm about to break down!

Qiao Yufei: "..."

I couldn't help but rub my trigeminal nerve.

I've cracked too!!

Good guy.

Is this possible?

These things have been quite a rollercoaster ride.

When I got home, my father learned the result and hid in the house, wailing loudly.

Honestly, this is the first time in all these years that I've seen him cry so heartbrokenly. He was absolutely devastated. Even when I stole his money to buy Ultraman back then, he didn't cry this badly.

I'm afraid he might do something rash and commit suicide.

He cried for two and a half hours before opening the door and saying to my mother, "Hou Guifen, you're a ruthless person!"

My mom tried her best to defend herself: "How did this get blamed on me? I didn't, I really didn't..."

But my dad wouldn't listen and kept insisting on divorcing my mom.

My family, do you understand how I feel? Sigh, it's so painful, I can't go on like this.

There was no other way, so I had to take my father to get a paternity test, and the results proved that I was indeed not his biological son.

Now I understand the true meaning of the phrase "you were picked up from a garbage dump".

But who are my biological parents?

I don't know, I'm confused.

My dad was even more upset.

My father-in-law soon found out about this; my wife told him.

Everyone knows I'm a live-in son-in-law. If my father-in-law didn't have some influence, would I have married his daughter?

He then used his connections to help me investigate.

Then I found a maternity and children's hospital. Coincidentally, my father-in-law and mother-in-law also gave birth at that hospital. They had a boy, who is my brother-in-law and my wife's younger brother.

Our two families quickly took my brother-in-law and my father to get a paternity test.

The results showed... "They are indeed his biological children!"

In other words, my brother-in-law is my father's biological son.

My father-in-law and I also did a paternity test... "It's definitely his biological child!"

Family, that's awesome.

I'm not a son-in-law who married into the family; this fortune should have been mine.

The Dragon King has returned!

Why should I write novels or work in the entertainment industry? I can just retire now.

But suddenly, it dawned on me.

Family, I'm devastated, completely devastated, and I just collapsed to the ground.

Let me explain it to you.

My brother-in-law is my father's biological son, and I am actually my father-in-law's biological son... I married my father-in-law's daughter, so... I married my own sister!

Holy crap, what kind of melodramatic plot is this? Even novels wouldn't dare to write something like this!

I'm deeply in love with her, but we can't get married? How can I accept this?!

Heavenly Bodhisattva, this is so unfair to me!

My wife fainted at that moment too.

Qiao Yufei was speechless.

Damn, is this right?

At the end of his author's note, Shen Can wrote:

In conclusion, now you know why I'm short of money, right? Paternity tests are expensive. Although I'm now the heir to a billionaire's fortune, my father-in-law is stingy and hasn't given me any money. So, I'm going to get a paternity test done on my wife and me.

If they were truly family, my family would fall apart.

I sincerely request my readers to subscribe and support me.

To express my gratitude, I hereby promise that all readers who subscribe to my newly released chapters in the next two days will have the opportunity to enter a lucky draw for my first album when I release it, based on their subscription records. The winner will receive a free album, and there will be 5000 winners.

The chapters will be released on October 23rd at 8 PM sharp.

At the same time, I will also publish the kinship test results in the first chapter after it is released.

Thanks.】

Qiao Yufei took a deep breath, and the first thought that came to her mind was: "So sexy."

That's really provocative.

Shen Can, although he has only been in the industry for a short time, has had hit songs every time, and is now considered a singer with considerable fame. However, in order to get subscriptions for his novel, he actually wrote such an outrageous launch statement, playing the victim to beg for subscriptions. How do you guard against this?

Hard to guard against.

Her second thought was, "Wow, it's time to support the official version!"

On the other hand, the promise Shen Can made at the end of the article touched her heart.

She had heard of celebrities giving away albums to fans, but when had she ever heard of a celebrity giving away 5,000 albums directly?

That's an absolutely big deal.

Even though Shen Can has many fans, there are still 5,000 winning spots. If I'm a little bit lucky, won't I win?

We absolutely have to take advantage of Shen Can.

Thinking to herself, Qiao Yufei didn't rush to act; she scrolled down the page with her mouse.

The thread has exploded with comments from netizens.

Involuntarily, I exclaimed: "Holy crap! Did Shen Can write this after drinking fake alcohol? And... is he even human? His author's note even has a broken chapter!! Can you just tell me the ending? Don't make me beg you!"

Park Kai-kai: "His shamelessness is astounding. Are you saying there's no one Shen Can cares about on the internet?"

Killed a Fish: "Only Shen Can could write a launch message like this. After reading Shen Can's, all the launch messages I've read before seem utterly bland."

Zhaohe Boy: "Oh my god, I was completely dumbfounded while reading this. You can see Shen Can's screenwriting skills just from this author's review. To be honest, most screenwriters probably couldn't write this kind of plot. It's a pity that Shen Can transferred to the acting department. The Chinese entertainment industry has lost a genius screenwriter."

My name is Su San: "What is the spirit of a scholar? Han Han is an angry young man, Guo Jingming is insecure and seeking recognition, but Shen Can is bold and unrestrained. He is so unrestrained that I feel he is out of step with the whole society and his mental state is at least ten years ahead of us."

Rose2151: "Wife Bingbing? Does that mean Fan Xiaopang? Hahaha, will Fan Xiaopang want to punch someone if he sees this?"

Green Grassland My Horse: "I'm not saying anything more, brothers, I'm going to top up my account first."