Unconventional blind dates

Chapter 101 Human Dust

"Back then in Luoyang, there were two spoiled brats from wealthy families who would gather a group of teenagers and cause trouble in the streets every day. My master beat them all up."

Lu Li: "."

Well, it seems that young Yuan and Cao didn't escape this fate either.

"Later, I woke up one day to find the world in chaos, just like it was during the Qin Dynasty. My master took me around looking for temples, saying he wanted to find the Four Great Monks and Cihang Jingzhai, and that we were going to the Yin Gui Sect to save an ignorant girl. We even found a man surnamed Pei and asked him if he knew about the Undying Seal Technique. He was completely dumbfounded at the time."

"Then, my master said he was going to find Li Bai and Du Fu, and that he would recite poems in front of them, but he couldn't find them, and he was disappointed for a long time."

"And another thing, Master, once you saw someone speeding, so you went over to stop the car and even kicked the guy in the royal robe out of the car, saying he was speeding and would be fined."

"He was crying and begging you to let him pass, and only then did you release him."

"The next time I woke up, Master, you took me everywhere, saying you were looking for martial arts manuals, but we found nothing. You said it might be due to copyright issues. By the way, what is copyright?"

"..." Lu Li said with a dark face, "Children shouldn't ask questions."

"Oh," Li Tingchan obediently continued, "Anyway, the further you went, the weaker you became, and eventually you were no match for me."

"At this time, I felt that you had changed a lot, and had become even more righteous and indignant. You led me to kill many soldiers under the Diaoyu City, and even killed their leader."

"And later, when the Zhu family ruled the country, they killed the enemy leader outside Ningyuan City, and also killed many people with short hair like you. Oh, right, the clothes they wore were very similar to yours now."

Lu Li narrowed his eyes.

Nurhaci was seriously injured in Ningyuan City and died not long after returning.

So you did that yourself?

And those guys with short hair and clothes that look a lot like me are probably beings from another dimension.

"And a hundred years ago, you gave some people a lot of books. They wanted to ask you questions, but you said you didn't know anything. You just left the books with them and took me to kill bad guys."

"And now it's here."

Li Tingchan, eager to try, said, "Master, let's kill the bad guys again this time!"

"Please don't."

Lu Li quickly denied it.

He would never do something like murder.

Hmm, I probably can't do it.

However, he was concerned about something else.

What Li Tingchan said must all be true.

However, while these events generally follow the same trajectory as the history Lu Li knew, they also have subtle differences.

Therefore, throughout history, people have repeatedly erased any connection between him and Li Tingchan.

Or is it that the world has been changed?

An invisible hand?

It couldn't be my uncle's warm, big hand, could it?

That hand only grabs money, and only Bilibili (laughs).

But after hearing what Li Tingchan said, I felt so ashamed!

He almost beat up his seventy- or eighty-year-old father, fought Xiang Yu who was just over ten years old, tricked Qin Shi Huang who was around ten years old, beat up Yuan Shao and Cao Cao who were in their twenties, utterly defeated Lü Bu who was nine years old, and brutally beat up Guan Yu who was eight years old. He might have even beaten up Zhao Yun who was seven years old.

And then there's the one about finding the secret manual.

Those are sects and characters from martial arts novels, right?

Someone surnamed Pei?

Could it be Pei Ju?

When was that traffic cop stopping the legendary driver from Gaoliang River?

Was the one who was fighting below Diaoyu City Möngke?

Nurhaci must be outside Ningyuan City.

And the Descendants will also appear.

Tsk, it's a pity the worldview hasn't changed this time, and we didn't see Xing Tian either.

Lu Li really wants to know how he will travel back in time in the future.

"Okay, we can talk about that later." Lu Li patted her head. "I'll go tidy up your room first, and then I'll teach you how to use the toilet and take a shower. You go to sleep first, and I'll take you shopping for clothes tomorrow."

He glanced at the time; it was already 5 a.m.

"I'll go turn on the gas first, and while I'm at it, I'll find you some clothes."

After saying that, Lu Li left.

As soon as he left, Li Tingchan immediately began to circulate her internal energy, relax her steps, and hold her breath before searching Lu Li's bedroom.

The first thing she searched was the bedside table.

As soon as I opened the drawer, the three little red books inside looked so glaring.

She hesitated for a moment, then picked up the three little red books and opened them.

Then her eyes suddenly sharpened.

"Why are these portraits of those demonesses here?"

When she woke up earlier, she and her master had encountered these demonesses, some of whom they had met several times!

They've been in a fight before!

Although they were very strong, I was no match for them at the time.

But as long as you take that first step!

As long as you can take that step and reach the Void Breaking Realm, then you'll be qualified to stand before them!

And if we could go even further and reach the other shore, maybe we could snatch our master back and have him all to ourselves!

Exclusive Master

To monopolize one's master!

The thought of this possibility made Li Tingchan eager to start cultivating and break through immediately!

Unfortunately, she relied not on cultivation, but on sudden enlightenment.

Each time she falls into a deep sleep, it is a transformation for her.

So every time she wakes up, she becomes stronger and more beautiful.

But after waking up this time, she felt something was wrong.

Just as she had told Lu Li before, she had seen the door to the Void Breaking Realm, but she still couldn't step through it.

What's needed at this point is sudden enlightenment, not simply ascension.

But where exactly is that opportunity?

Li Tingchan didn't understand.

But we must try our best no matter what!

Because she harbors an ambition that she must never tell anyone!

She wants to have her master all to herself!

And not just as a disciple, but as a wife!

That was her ambition, and that was her goal.

But such a shocking thing must never be known to others!

Hearing the commotion outside the bedroom, she swiftly shoved the little red book back into the bedside table, then instantly reappeared in her previous spot. She then composed herself, composed her cold expression and sharp eyes, and transformed back into her master's obedient disciple.

Lu Li raised an eyebrow as he pushed the door open and came in. "You've just been standing there without moving?"

Li Tingchan said calmly, "I don't know anything about the things here, and I'm afraid I might break them like the soft chairs outside and upset you."

"Tsk."

Lu Li clicked his tongue.

He always felt that Li Tingchan had become a little strange.

Anyway, she's more like a cold, aloof female swordswoman.

It might just be my imagination.

Lu Li waved and turned to walk towards the bathroom. "Come on, let me teach you how to use the toilet and water heater first."

"it is good."

Li Tingchan glanced back at the bedside table, then resolutely followed Lu Li to the bathroom.

Those kinds of things should be kept to yourself!

She couldn't be as overtly obvious as those vixens outside.

It's still a matter of insufficient strength.

What we need to do now is to stockpile grain, build high walls, and delay declaring ourselves king!

Once we have accumulated enough strength, we will turn the tide with overwhelming force!

(End of this chapter)