Douluo Continent: I Moved the Entire Dragon King

Startled by Cai Yue'er's angry shout, Da Ming and Er Ming were both bewildered and looked at each other in confusion.

"this……"

Erming opened his mouth, but the "real man" rhetoric he had prepared got stuck in his throat, and he couldn't say it no matter what.

I thought that with their acting skills, plus Wang Dong'er's flawless men's attire, fooling a teacher would be a piece of cake.

After all, this tactic worked a week ago when they were at that bootleg Shrek Academy!

At the time, they had to bite the bullet and tell the admissions officer that Wang Dong'er was a boy and needed to live with a boy.

Surprisingly, the teacher agreed without hesitation.

Unexpectedly, upon arriving at Shrek Academy, his words were ruthlessly exposed as soon as he opened his mouth!

"Damn it, bro, this woman's not easy to fool..."

Erming lowered his voice and spoke to Daming.

Da Ming glared at him irritably, inwardly groaning.

It was only then that he realized that this academy was completely different from the previous one.

In the square of that academy, there stood a huge statue of the sea god, which was also a statue of Tang San. The teachers must have been influenced by Tang San in some way to be so lenient with them.

But what about this academy that floats in the air?

There was only a statue of an unfamiliar person, which clearly meant that Tang San's influence hadn't extended here yet, nor had he made any connections.

"What should we do?"

Da Ming's brain was working at lightning speed.

If I don't give a reasonable explanation soon, and anger this woman who doesn't seem to have a good temper, I might really be kicked out!

How will we explain this to Tang San then?

Is it true that Wang Dong'er was expelled from school for falsifying her gender?

Tang San would skin them alive!

"Um... Huo Yuhao is actually her childhood friend?"

The idea was nipped in the bud by the Ming Dynasty.

No, if we say that, the teacher will definitely make the two of them recognize each other on the spot.

If Wang Dong'er is completely bewildered and Huo Yuhao doesn't recognize her, wouldn't that make the whole thing even more obvious?

"Cough cough..."

Da Ming coughed twice, forced a smile that looked more like a grimace, and bent over, his once upright figure instantly shrinking by half.

"Teacher, please calm down, please calm down..."

"Actually... there's a reason for this."

As he spoke, he sighed dramatically, a perfectly timed hint of sadness in his eyes.

"Look, this child is so beautiful. Even dressed in men's clothing, his handsome features can't be hidden."

"We're not worried...we're worried that if her identity as a girl is exposed, she'll be bullied by bad boys!"

"This world is treacherous, and people's hearts have lost their traditional values..."

Da Ming played the victim with great emotion, trying to gain Cai Yue'er's sympathy.

however.

Cai Yue'er just looked at him coldly, a mocking smile curving her lips.

"Afraid of being bullied?"

"So you just let her share a dorm room with a guy?"

"When you live in the same dorm room, how can you avoid being exposed?"

She stepped forward, her eyes becoming even sharper.

"Or do you think I'm easy to fool? That you can just make up some excuse to get away with it?"

"Although the child passed the test."

"but--"

Cai Yue'er abruptly changed the subject, her tone turning sinister.

"As guardians, your character and intelligence have clearly failed the test!"

"I think it's better if kids raised by parents like that don't come to Shrek Academy, lest they corrupt the atmosphere here!"

Upon hearing this, Da Ming and Er Ming's hearts skipped a beat, and they completely panicked.

If we really get sent back, then we're truly finished!

"No, no, no! Teacher! We were wrong!"

Da Ming pulled Er Ming and quickly knelt down.

"Teacher! It's all our fault, no matter what!"

"The child is innocent!"

"She worked so hard to get in, you absolutely can't send her away!"

"We'll do anything you want, just to keep her here!"

Wang Dong'er, standing to the side, stared in disbelief, her mouth slightly agape, unable to believe her eyes.

Are these... are these still the same dignified eldest and second fathers they always were?

Where is the backbone of the Haotian Sect?

Where did that domineering aura of someone who was always ready to smash everything go?

However, despite her inner complaints, the clever Wang Dong'er kept her mouth shut and didn't dare to say a word, for fear of causing any more trouble.

"Since you're so worried about her being bullied at school..."

Cai Yue'er spoke slowly, a hint of mockery flashing in her eyes.

"Well, I do have a suggestion."

"What suggestion? Tell me! Tell me!"

Da Ming and Er Ming nodded repeatedly.

"Since you're not comfortable with staying at a hotel, then you can commute from home."

Cai Yue'er said calmly.

"You two will be responsible for picking her up and dropping her off at school every day from now on."

"Twice a day, morning and evening. No lateness or early departures allowed."

"What?!"

Da Ming and Er Ming froze instantly, their expressions frozen.

Picking up...dropping someone off at school?!

This is thousands of meters in the air!

Even if one of them is a Limit Douluo and the other is a Level 98 Super Douluo, it is not an easy task. Moreover, if they really have to pick each other up and drop off every day, wouldn't they be unable to go back to the Clear Sky Sect to drink tea and live a leisurely life?

Is the only option to find a place to stay nearby?

This...this is way too much trouble!

"What's wrong?"

Looking at the two of them, Cai Yue'er raised an eyebrow and spoke in a slightly somber tone.

"You don't want to?"

"If you can't do it, then don't say you're worried about the child. That's hypocritical."

"Then let's drop out of school."

As she spoke, she made a gesture as if she were about to operate the tablet computer.

"No! We're willing! We're willing!"

Da Ming quickly reached out to stop him.

"Pick-up and drop-off! Pick-up and drop-off is a must!"

"What's a little hardship compared to the children!"

"We'll go find a place downstairs right now! Right under the school! We'll be there whenever you call!"

Erming nodded frantically beside him, though he felt as bitter as if he had swallowed a bitter pill, he still had to force a smile.

There's nothing I can do!

If they don't agree, the mission will be completely ruined.

Compared to facing Tang San's rage, this trouble is really nothing.

"Hmph, that's more like it."

Cai Yue'er gave a soft hum and put away the tablet computer.

"Alright, there's no need to assign dorm rooms anymore."

"That concludes today's procedures. Tomorrow morning, I'll bring her to class on time."

After saying that, she ignored the two men and turned to leave. If it weren't for Lin Feng's arrangement, she would have sent those guys away long ago.

Lin Feng was naturally unwilling to give up on these two Title Douluos, since he could still earn rewards from them.

"call……"

"Big brother... this is so frustrating..."

Erming had a bitter face.

"Alright, that's enough."

"As long as I can stay, I'll just have to put up with the bad temper."

"Let's go, Xiaoqi, let's take you downstairs first, we still need to find a place to live..."

The three walked dejectedly toward the exit.

However, just as they were preparing to leave Shrek Academy...

Three people walked towards us.

It was Qian Duoduo, Bei Bei, and Tang Ya who had rushed over.

Qian Duoduo suddenly stopped in her tracks, her gaze fixed on Da Ming and Er Ming.

"Um?!"

His eyes widened, and his face showed shock and astonishment.

Beibei and Tangya also looked on in surprise at this scene.

"Dean Qian, do you know them?"

"Beibei asked curiously."

Know them? Of course we know them. You know, it was these two guys who were planning to let a girl move into the boys' dormitory. He was the one who handled the paperwork. After all, they are geniuses, and geniuses naturally deserve the treatment of geniuses. Of course, the main reason is that Da Ming and Er Ming are both at least Super Douluo level. Being able to befriend such a force is very beneficial to Shrek Academy.

But... shouldn't they have let that promising little guy join their Shrek Academy?

He was so confident back then.

How did we end up at this bootleg Shrek Academy?

Was it... taken away by a cow?