Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

PS: New victim Li He has arrived!

Wait!

"The progress of having a baby is too fast, isn't it?!" Jiang Ling muttered to herself, speechless.

However, before he could finish speaking, another gaze, burning with bitterness, shot straight at him from the side.

He turned his head and happened to meet the gaze of Lan Xinlan, who had a bitter look on her face.

Lan Xinlan: ╥﹏╥

"I...I didn't hear anything, you guys continue talking..."

Jiang Ling: ……

Shen Yue stared at him earnestly, her ahoge (cowlick) bobbing: "This is the first time I've done this kind of experiment, so I referred to some authoritative materials."

Sex is a very important part of romantic relationships.

Therefore, based on the principle of efficiency and maximization, I decided to skip the unnecessary and redundant preliminary steps and start the experiment directly from the core环节 (link/step) with the highest weight.

This allows for the fastest possible collection of valid data to verify relevant hypotheses.

Jiang Ling: ……

Okay, that's how it is with the human-machine interface, but he doesn't want to have a child with Shen Yue so soon...

Let's go, to my student dorm.

Shen Yue calmly got up and walked out, ignoring the head of the teaching department who was giving a lecture.

The pace is steady, and the goal is clear.

Similarly, she didn't wait for Jiang Ling to explain to her—that's not how you date!

Just casually start the baby-making mode...

Those are called running buddies!

Her small figure had already disappeared around the corner of the corridor.

……

The top floor of the teaching building.

This place seems like a completely different world from the ordinary classrooms and student activity areas below.

A special encrypted elevator card is required to reach the entrance, which is equipped with a sophisticated biometric lock.

The corridor is patrolled 24 hours a day by security personnel in black uniforms with sharp eyes.

They were not school security guards, but rather from a well-known specialized security company.

There also seemed to be some people with a more aloof demeanor and suspected official backgrounds mixed in.

Normally, Shen Yue doesn't go home; she lives in the top-floor laboratory.

Jiang Ling followed Shen Yue out of the elevator, glanced at the floor plan on the wall, and couldn't help but twitch her lips, muttering:

"Indoor heated swimming pool, private cinema, mini-supermarket, gourmet kitchen, spa, golf simulator..."

"Is this supposed to be a student dormitory?"

"I doubt even the principal's villa can compare."

"The principal's villa?" Shen Yue glanced back at him, her calm face expressionless.

[The principal doesn't live in a villa.]

"I am a metaphor..."

[Principal, he's gone in.]

Shen Yue, who was walking ahead, turned around and looked at him calmly with her clear, bright purple eyes, her ahoge standing straight up.

[Living in state-provided housing, eating state-provided meals, wearing state-issued uniforms, using state-issued daily necessities, and enjoying state-provided healthy living conditions...]

Jiang Ling: ʕ ᵔᴥᵔ ʔ

The things from Xiaojiba are so cute, and they really know how to speak Xiaojiba dialect.

The purple-haired loli's ahoge (cowlick) swayed, her little head tilted, and her cute big eyes silently watched him.

Jiang Ling's gaze fell on Shen Yue's head again.

That slightly swaying purple ahoge looked especially... adorable under the soft light.

If you ignore her occasional cunning side, she's really an adorable human-machine loli.

But now, she's comparable to dickseep, who was trained using data from Baidu Tieba.

"cough."

Feeling a little uncomfortable being stared at so intently, Jiang Ling cleared her throat.

We have decided to conduct a serious "education on love ethics and procedures".

"Shen Yue, let me make this clear beforehand: I cannot possibly engage in... well, the kind of horn-wearing behavior you're talking about right from the start."

"In a relationship, love should come first, then sex. Going straight to sex is irresponsible to both parties..."

You don't like sex?

"These are two different things!"

Jiang Ling almost choked, and coughed lightly.

"Liking someone is fine, but you can't just do whatever you want! So my suggestion is that we can start with the most basic things, like... holding hands."

He tentatively reached out and took her burning hot little hand in his:

"Or, a hug? Feeling each other's heartbeats and body temperature, slowly nurturing feelings..."

Jiang Ling felt that her suggestion was very reasonable, full of the romance and perseverance of a pure love warrior.

Is that so...?

Shen Yue lowered her head, seemingly seriously considering his suggestion.

A few seconds later, she raised her head again, and Jiang Ling's figure was reflected in her purple eyes.

Then, with her calm and even voice, she dropped a bombshell into Jiang Ling's mind:

However, based on preliminary data simulations and calculations of my menstrual cycle, I have made preparations in advance to improve the success rate of the first experiment.

I took a safe medication.

The drug's effects are expected to peak in three minutes. At that time, my body will enter a state of heightened sensitivity and...craving. This will be beneficial for collecting experimental data and increasing the probability of pregnancy.

Jiang Ling: ? ? ?

No, wait a minute!?

Before she could finish speaking, suddenly, a stunning, vibrant crimson color rapidly spread across her normally fair, almost translucent, and always serene face.

That red color wasn't shyness.

It's more like a physiological, uncontrollable blush caused by the effects of medication.

Her petite body swayed slightly, as if she were about to lose her balance.

The next moment, Shen Yue's slender body slumped forward.

He fell right into Jiang Ling's outstretched arms.

A soft, petite body, radiating an unusual warmth, fell into his arms.

It's so light it feels weightless, yet it has an amazingly soft touch.

The faint, unique scent emanating from her, a blend of cool, cedar wood and other subtle aromas, was tinged with an unusual sweetness.

Jiang Ling: ……

I'm speechless.

He couldn't help but swallow hard and tentatively touched her cheek.

It's so hot...

Shen Yue's heartfelt words, broken and trembling with an unprecedented softness, seeped into Jiang Ling's mind:

[Over there...the bedroom...]

[Yes, it's okay to... proceed...]

Please...please, I...

Before she could finish speaking, she tilted her head to the side.

Her burning cheeks pressed tightly against Jiang Ling's chest, her breathing becoming rapid and scorching.

"■……"

…■

At the same time, in the school library.

Sunlight streamed through the tall glass windows, casting neat patches of light on the smooth wooden floor.

The air was filled with the unique scent of old books—the paper and ink—mixed with the tranquil feeling of the evenly distributed beams of light.

Today is Yan Youyou's first day working part-time at the library. The job is very simple:

Register and stamp the books borrowed by students, organize returned books back on the shelves, and keep the reading area clean.

"Hmph hmph hmph~ Hakimi~ Mambo~ Hakimi~ Oh~ Mambo~"

Yan Youyou carried a stack of books and walked briskly among the tall bookshelves, humming a cheerful Hakimi tune.

She carefully checked the call number on the spine, then stood on tiptoe and carefully placed the book back in its proper place.

Compared to the girl who used to always keep her head down, with dull eyes, and seemed to have lost interest in everything.

Yan Youyou now resembles a delicate doll that has been revitalized.

She dressed up specially for today.

Her long, straight, black hair cascaded down like a waterfall, making her already small face appear even more delicate.

A pair of non-prescription black-rimmed glasses perched on her nose added a touch of quiet scholarly elegance, while also creating a pure yet alluring sensuality.

The face that usually looks like a well-behaved female student becomes slutty and overly sweet when she wears glasses...

She wore a pure white school uniform shirt on her upper body, looking innocent and cute.

She wore a black knee-length school skirt, the hem of which swayed gently with her movements, outlining her slender waist.

Beneath the skirt, a pair of slender legs, encased in sheer black stockings, were straight and long, with shiny black leather shoes on their feet.

When she stood on tiptoe to put the book on the high shelf.

The toes of the shoes would twitch slightly as they were pulled up, creating alluring and youthful wrinkles beneath the stockings.

She is now full of energy and vitality; those who receive love will grow flesh and blood.

Jiang Ling took good care of him for several weeks.

Her inferiority complex and dejection vanished without a trace, and a faint smile would occasionally appear on her lips.

"At noon... let's try to take things a step further with A-Ling~"

As she organized the books, she drifted off into thought, and two blushes crept onto her cheeks.

A magical way to make cheeks puffy popped into my head.

"Hehehe, I like it... but I heard the taste is so-so... Hmm, but Ah Ling's seems... quite fragrant..."

"Hey, student...?"

Just then, a male voice, tinged with surprise and uncertainty, rang out behind her.

Yan Youyou paused, then turned around while holding the book.

A stylishly dressed, handsome young man with meticulously styled hair was standing not far away, wearing a standard, sunny smile and looking at her with bright eyes.

He was the kind of popular, high-achieving boy on campus, often referred to as the "outstanding" type.

"Are you... Yan Youyou?"

The boy took two steps closer, his smile growing even brighter, revealing his pearly white teeth. "I never expected to run into you here! What a coincidence!"

"Who are you?"

Yan Youyou frowned slightly, a hint of doubt and scrutiny flashing in her clear eyes.

She quickly searched her memory, but had no clear recollection of that face.

"Haha, it's me, Li He! Don't you remember me? We were classmates in middle school..."

Yan Youyou looked at him carefully again, but still had no recollection of him.

Before university, her memories were mostly bleak, filled with isolation, ridicule, and deliberate neglect. Apart from a few perpetrators whose faces were etched in her memory, most of her classmates were just blurry background figures to her.

"I'm sorry, I don't remember you..." she shook her head, her tone calm and firm.

Li He's lips twitched, but he immediately masked it with an even brighter smile, scratching the back of his head and laughing:

"Haha, I'm Amei's ex-boyfriend... Gu Meizi, you... you remember her, right?"

When "Amei" was mentioned, the slight blush on her face caused by recalling Jiang Ling instantly faded.

His gaze turned cold at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The gentle aura emanating from him subsided, becoming somewhat sharp.

Yan Youyou also recalled "Li He's" identity and said calmly:

"So, what do you want from me?"

Amei's full name is Gu Meizi—she was Yan Youyou's classmate in elementary and middle school, and also the girl who bullied and harassed her the most.

She instigated her classmates to isolate her, wrote "ugly girl" and "disgusting pig" on her desk, threw her test papers and pencils in the trash can, and poured dirty mop water into her toilet stall when they went to the bathroom...

The most disgusting thing was that after her father was in a car accident, that guy led a group of people to chase after her, mocking her for being a child without a father because her father was dead.

That time, Yan Youyou hit someone for the first time, paid compensation, and was then severely beaten by her mother...

It can be said that Gu Meizi's existence is a thorn in her heart that she can never remove.

Now, however, the thorn is wrapped in the knight's gentleness and no longer aches faintly, but it still remains there, pricking her heart.

Fortunately, the two were not in the same class in junior high school, so she was bullied less often.

As graduation approached, for reasons unknown...

Gu Meizi suddenly dropped out of school.

Then, nude photos of her flew everywhere, and words like nicknames, sows, and sword hooks rained down on her like snowflakes.

It's said that he accidentally offended an even more powerful "school bully"...

It seems that Li He broke up with her quickly around that time and soon moved on to the next girl.

Therefore, his reputation is not good to those who know the inside story.

This seemingly carefree and smiling person, who tries to appear harmless, is actually quite cunning...

In short, Yan Youyou despises this type of guy from the bottom of her heart. They seem sunny, but who knows how many dark tricks they have up their sleeves...

You never know when you might get ambushed!

The most perfect man... is still someone like Ah Ling.

Gentleness is heartfelt care, sincere and genuine.

Ah Ling's smile is clean and pure; when she's happy, she's happy; when she's dissatisfied, she's dissatisfied. She never beats around the bush, and she never approaches you with ulterior motives.

His kindness is open, honest, and warm, like the winter sun, warming you both physically and emotionally...

Affection level up! up! up!

"If there's nothing else, I'll head back to the front desk."

Yan Youyou snapped out of her thoughts, her tone even colder than before.

She deftly shoved the last book in her arms back onto the bookshelf, didn't even glance at Li He, and turned to walk toward the service desk.

Her legs, encased in black stockings, moved with brisk steps, showing no sign of stopping.

"Hey~ wait a minute, Youyou!"

Li He flashed his signature wide-eyed smile again, followed after him, and said:

"We're old classmates, after all, and it's been so many years. How about I treat you to a coffee? It's that new place that opened outside your school called 'Sun,' the coffee's pretty good!"

"I'm not interested. Also, please call me by my full name. We're not that close," Yan Youyou said coldly.

"Hehe, okay, Yan Youyou..."

Li He smiled to himself, thinking to himself, "Coming to work in Shilu has actually turned my former classmate, the nobody, into a goddess..."

I never expected to run into such a good thing.

Girls who have been bullied in the past are the easiest to get!

Give her even the smallest bit of warmth, and she'll be inseparable from you like a dog...

"Don't be so cold. Actually, I wanted to tell you something... about Gu Meizi, something you'll definitely be interested in."

He noticed that Yan Youyou paused almost imperceptibly.

A hint of triumph flashed in his eyes as he continued in that intriguing tone:

"Do you know how Gu Meizi is doing now? Let me tell you..."

He deliberately drew out his words as he observed Yan Youyou's profile.

"Her now..."