Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

Actually, asking Jiang Ling for help was not one of the instructions from above.

The person to be killed in the "decapitation operation"—the National Security Bureau has already sent someone with supernatural abilities.

After all, a large-scale counter-terrorism operation would inevitably give others ammunition to criticize it, especially in the highly sensitive situation of Shilu, where another war could easily break out.

Everything will be resolved as long as we can kill those guys on the list.

However, he was still unsure about the "beheading" incident.

Therefore, I specifically contacted Cardboard Cloak Man. If he agrees, our combat strength will be guaranteed to have one more person.

It doesn't matter if they disagree—as long as "that person" from the National Security Bureau gets involved.

The success rate of the operation can reach 99%!

……

"Yes, that's it. The plan is to be implemented in three days, so would you like to come and get to know me? You could be considered my teammate..."

Jiang Ling: ……

"Let's talk about it in three days. We won't miss one more person, will we?"

Koizumi Aoyama breathed a sigh of relief, ignoring his next sentence, and said:

"Okay, it's great that you're willing to come."

"I owe you again..."

"Don't owe me any more..." Jiang Ling said speechlessly.

"Huh? That's unusual," Koizumi Aoyama said with a smile.

"You may be righteous, but you're not the kind of saint who shines on all beings. Why aren't you accepting any benefits this time...?"

"How many favors do you owe me? I've never seen you repay them," Jiang Ling interrupted him, saying irritably.

Koizumi Aoyama chuckled twice and took a sip of tea.

"How about this, I'll ask my father-in-law for permission to get you a position as a 'National Security Special Operations Officer'?"

Jiang Ling: ……

"Six hundred and sixty-six. Not only do you not give me a favor, but you also want to take advantage of my labor for free, right?" He really wanted to complain.

"Ten thousand US dollars a day, which allows you to contact special operations agents in various locations, or mobilize any non-military armed forces within the Great Xia territory... Even I have to cooperate with you."

"As for official business, it's only a handful a year."

Jiang Ling thought to herself, "Would you cooperate if I asked you to give me your daughter?"

Overall, the monetary value isn't high, but the power it carries is undeniable; it's essentially a formal employment position...

—As expected, even the emperor of time eventually has to take the civil service exam…

"Okay," he readily agreed.

"Alright, alright," Koizumi Aoyama couldn't help but chuckle inwardly, then immediately composed himself and said:

"Thank you for your hard work, Comrade Jiang Ling."

……

the next day.

Stupid Li Meiyu got beaten up again.

Tears welled in her eyes, she pouted, and looked up with a pitiful expression.

Jiang Ling stared at him, her face full of black lines.

Li Meiyu, however, started to act spoiled, pouting her little mouth:

"Waaaaah...waaaah...you hit me...waaaah...domestic abuser...waaaah...waaaah...if it weren't for you...would I have been like that...waaaah..."

She cried as she wiped away her tears pitifully, as if she had suffered a great injustice.

Seeing her tearful appearance, Jiang Ling's heart softened again.

He knelt down and spoke to her kindly, reflecting on his actions with empathy, saying:

"Of course, I was also at fault in this matter..."

■

Jiang Ling: ……

How awful! That wicked brat, full of bad intentions—

They used glistening tears and a wronged expression to such an unfathomable degree... I was almost fooled!

I keep making the same mistakes!

Duang~

A fist the size of a sandbag gently tapped her small head. Jiang Ling, having changed her clothes, pushed open the door and stood in the entryway, saying:

"You don't have class today, so wash all the bedding for me!"

"If I come back and don't see the freshly washed bedding hanging on the balcony..."

Li Meiyu outwardly maintained a sullen and unwilling expression, her face turned to the side as she secretly thought:

[Hehe~ It's that kind of punishment again, but it's still comfortable for Miyu...]

"I won't touch you for seven days!" Jiang Ling smiled slightly and emphasized.

"A full seven days!"

Li Meiyu: ╭(°A°`)╮

The little imp's smugness and subtle anticipation froze instantly.

Then it was crushed.

"You lied to Miu, didn't you?!"

"Don't believe me?" Jiang Lingdan gently pinched her cheek, turned and left with a flourish, her tone calm yet threatening.

"Try it if you don't believe me!"

Bang—the door slammed shut.

Li Meiyu stood there blankly for a few seconds before slowly coming to her senses.

She pouted, stomped her foot hard, making her pigtails bounce, put her hands on her hips, and yelled at the closed door:

"You stinky blondie! You big jerk! You think Miyu cares? Pah! That whole act before was just an act to fool you! To fool you! Don't you understand?! Miyu doesn't care at all!"

She angrily tossed her hair.

The twin ponytails swayed behind her head, as if expressing her extreme disdain.

But it involuntarily surfaced in my mind.

When it was time to sleep that night, she snuggled up to him as usual, wanting a hug, but the stinky blond guy coldly rolled over, leaving her with only his heartless back...

That kind of thing... that kind of thing...

Suddenly, her (adult, college student) proud little head slowly drooped down, and her shoulders slumped.

"Ugh...you bastard, threatening Miu...Miu won't...be threatened by you..."

Meiyu (an adult, a college student) softened her tone slightly, hesitated for a moment, then ran over to pick up the smudged bedding, stuffed it into the washing machine, and pressed the start button hard.

She glanced again at the several thick quilts piled up next to the washing machine, wondering how long it would take to wash them...

Li Meiyu: (Ｔ▽Ｔ)

……

Came to school.

During the first class, the head of the teaching department walked in carrying a stack of materials and said:

"Class, Mr. Ai Kun has taken leave today, so I will be teaching this class."

The head of teaching placed the materials on the podium, adjusted his glasses, and

"In addition, to support students with excellent academic performance but relatively difficult family financial situations, the school has specially contacted some high-quality work-study positions. The information has been printed out, please circulate it among yourselves, and eligible students are encouraged to apply."

Many students who got into university based on their grades received work-study materials, and after just one glance, they couldn't take their eyes off them, praising them highly.

"Such a high hourly wage? And the work is easy?"

"It can't be a scam, right? But it has a school stamp... so it should be reliable..."

"This is rare; the school actually played the role of a human being for once..."

Shen Yue's ahoge (cowlick) swayed slightly as she tilted her head and stared at Jiang Ling, asking:

Do you have time during the second period?

Jiang Ling, who was chatting with Yan Youyou on LINE, was taken aback and said:

"Clam?"

Do you have the time? Come with me to my lab.

Jiang Ling wasn't too concerned about her studies; an above-average level was enough for her.

Therefore, I knew I could skip the second class, so I said, "Yes, what do you want?"

I have formulated a plan for the experiment.

"Ah, a dating practice plan? I don't mind... Are you going to explore hugging? Holding hands? Or... cough cough, kissing?"

Shen Yue listened quietly to his teasing, her expression unchanged, not even a flicker of emotion in her eyes.

Let's make little people.

"Oh, make... um? Make what?!"

Jiang Ling's smile froze instantly, and her eyes widened in shock.

Looking at Shen Yue in disbelief, wondering if she was hallucinating, she asked:

"You... what did you say you wanted to build?"

Shen Yue stared into his eyes and said calmly:

What you need to do is... and then... get me pregnant...

In layman's terms, this behavior can be summarized as creating villains.

P.S. Merry Christmas everyone! Hoping for a little Christmas gift! ♥

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