Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

Tokyo, Chiyoda.

The Uesugi family garden, with a fish pond.

"Ah... Hmm... Why isn't there a bite?" She shook the carbon fiber fishing rod in her hand in dissatisfaction, muttering under her breath towards the water, "Hurry up and bite! Can't you just give me a break!"

The big carp at the bottom of the pond: (⩌⤚⩌) Chewing, chewing, chewing...

It ate all the corn, but didn't bite the hook.

This made Liu Yishan feel a little discouraged. What happened to the newbie protection period that beginners were supposed to have, where they could catch fish so easily?

What? Does God just like to target me?!

As time passed, and the man in black didn't stay long.

I've only been here once in the last few days.

Therefore, the vague sense of crisis in Liu Yishan's heart gradually disappeared.

In addition, being unable to go out made daily life somewhat boring. One day, she stumbled upon her late grandfather's fishing gear and heard from her grandmother that there was a fishing pond built by her grandfather in the side yard, where several large carp were kept.

Thus, the Uesugi family's fishing spirit was awakened.

She excitedly ran over to go fishing, carrying a small stool, a parasol, and several bags of corn.

As the saying goes, if you don't bait your fishing spot, you won't catch many fish.

So she ordered several bags of corn at once.

Unfortunately, these large carp, though seemingly stupid, dull, and with crooked eyes and mouths, are actually all ancient fish spirits who have lived from my grandfather's time to the present day...

click-

Suddenly, the swim bladder moved and sank a short distance.

Liu Yishan was overjoyed: "Ni~ce~!"

But after reeling in the fish, I realized that the reason the float had sunk was...

It turns out that the old, clumsy fish bit the rod.

Indeed, biting her fishing rod, he moved it up and down like an old man teasing a child, his upturned lips resembling those of a rogue old man who doesn't respect his elders.

Liu Yishan: ...

"You bastard! I'll catch you with a net!"

She immediately cast her net, but the big fish easily dodged it, and the splashing water hit her fair face like a salt snake...

Liu Yishan: ...

"Ughhhhhh! I'm so angry!" Liu Yishan rolled up her sleeves and went into the water to catch fish, making a splashing sound in the small fishpond.

Three feet above your head, that space "outside the dimension" is suspended.

"Hehehe, after spending tens of thousands of units of spatial divine power, I've finally found you!" Niu Niu Tiandao laughed loudly while picking his toes.

"The most powerful authority, secretly hidden by pure love during the three-day war—'The Flood of Calamity'!"

"Physical laws can be broken, and time can be reversed, but calamity is ever-present, following you until death!"

But when she carefully examined the girl who had jumped into the water to catch fish, she paused, her brows furrowing:

"Hmm? Why does her misfortune... seem strange?"

After looking him up and down.

Niu Niu Tiandao cursed inwardly, "Damn Pure Love, it actually split 'calamity' into 'attracting disaster' and 'misfortune'..."

But a moment later, she grinned mischievously:

"Hmph, so what? But you'd never guess that I've found 'Reversal.' As long as 'Calamity' is reversed, although it won't be as powerful as 'Disaster,' it'll still be about half the strength of 'Disaster.'"

"However..." Niu Niu Tiandao murmured, a milky-white sphere appearing in his palm, "What will happen if 'reversal' is combined with 'disaster'? Without 'omniscient future vision,' even I don't know..."

"Fine, whatever—I'll activate your full power now, and then fight for me to take down that stinky blondie!"

In the face of life-or-death crisis, Niu Niu Tiandao couldn't care less about anything else. He simply stopped thinking, sat cross-legged, focused his energy in his dantian, raised his hands above his head, and shouted:

"All the causes and effects of the heavens fall upon me; the Great Dao governs destiny, reversing the laws!"

The next second, the milky white sphere of light, carrying immense divine power, transformed into a stream of light and precisely entered the back of Liu Yishan's head.

Liu Yishan felt her foot slip and instinctively cried out, "Ouch!"

However, something strange happened—the surging water crashed against the pool wall and bounced back, forming a crest right at her thigh, and a powerful force straightened her tilted body.

"Huh?" Liu Yishan was stunned for a moment, then opened her eyes. "I...I'm alright?"

The old fish spirit swam slowly over, opening its mouth to bite her in anger. But just then, a pebble from the bottom of the water was swept up by the current and pierced its eye. The old fish thrashed its tail in pain, rolling wildly in the pool, but the splashing water seemed to have eyes, avoiding Liu Yishan and landing entirely on the bluestone slabs by the pool.

"Hmm...it seems there's no problem...it's about the same as 'Calamity'..." Niu Niu Tiandao breathed a sigh of relief and patted his chest.

She peeked out gleefully, intending to take over Liu Yishan's body just like she had done when she infiltrated Yan Youyou's mental space.

But just then—

Buzzing—!

The entire space beyond that dimension suddenly trembled violently, as if it were about to collapse. Niu Niu Tian Dao was horrified: "What's going on?! What happened?!"

Undeterred, she tried again, and the destructive buzzing sound rang out once more. She clearly felt that if she dared to step outside the dimension, this safe haven would instantly collapse.

"Damn it! Why did it turn out like this..." Niu Niu Tiandao gritted his teeth. "Shouldn't 'bringing disaster' plus 'reversal' be 'calamity'? One brings disaster upon oneself, and the other brings disaster upon others..."

Suddenly, she froze, and an absurd yet reasonable thought popped into her head.

"Could it be... that she's attracting good fortune instead of misfortune?"

"Everything that is detrimental to her and will bring her misfortune will take the blame for her! The sum of good fortune and misfortune in the world is constant. For every person who suffers, there must be someone who enjoys good fortune... When a person constantly brings good fortune to himself, he must inevitably transfer misfortune to others..."

Having understood this, Niu Niu Tiandao was utterly enraged: "What the hell is going on! I am 'Heaven'! A Heaven whose grandeur resides in the heavens! Even without all power, I shouldn't be tricked by two separate powers, should I?"

But she soon had to accept reality—"Calamity" combined with "Reversal" had formed an independent causal authority. Even with numerous causal weapons at her disposal, she could not control beings of the same level in another dimension.

We all operate under the law of cause and effect; who is more noble than whom?

Niu Niu Tiandao's heart was ashen.

Now look what happened! Not only did we fail to recruit any new subordinates, but we also lost the "Reversal" authority and tens of thousands of divine powers – a huge loss!

"No...that's not right!" Her eyes suddenly lit up, and a sly smile appeared on her face. "Hmph, what if I make Jiang Ling and Liu Yishan enemies? The stronger a person is, the stronger the backlash from the calamity they suffer!"

"Hehehe, what kind of calamity will a powerful mortal like you bring upon yourself?"

I'm really curious...

Liu Yishan climbed out of the fishpond, scooping the old carp that had fainted from the pain into her net. Her face was blank with shock.

"Holy crap, what's going on...?"

The pool became murky, and the fish that were used to clear water jumped ashore, most of them jumping into her bucket.

"Is this considered a belated newbie perk?"

……

Ishilu City, villa.

Ouyang Kexin has a locked diary with a pink cover and a picture of a cinnamon dog.

She used to only write exam notes and girlish thoughts in it.

But for those seven days, she would lie on her bed every night before going to sleep and carefully fill a page with her writing.

December 25 sunny

Mr. Knight became my deskmate, sitting in the last row by the window.

He secretly held my hand during class; his hand was so warm.

I blushed for the entire class period, and I didn't even hear the teacher call on me to answer questions.

At noon, he took me to eat takoyaki at the school gate, and he gave me all the takoyaki from his bowl.

He kissed me that night and called me his wife.

Today is the happiest day in the world.

Cloudy on December 26th

It rained today, and the knight walked me home with an umbrella. He tilted the umbrella towards me, and his own shoulders got wet.

That night we watched another strange DVD, this time for three people.

I had a dream where the knight took off his mask, and he was so handsome. Then my sister Miyu came too, and the three of us slept together.

When I woke up, my heart was beating so fast. I don't know why, but I wasn't angry at all; instead, I felt a little happy.

Am I turning bad?

December 27 sunny

Today during the math exam, there was a question I couldn't answer, and Mr. Knight secretly wrote the answer on a piece of paper and passed it to me.

When the teacher found out, he took all the blame and was punished by standing for an entire class period.

My heart aches for you.

That night he said it was okay, and even said he was happy to be punished by standing in the corner for his wife.

I like him so much.

Cloudy on December 28th

My sister Miyu made a strawberry cake, it was so delicious.

My little sister Keling got a perfect score on her test today. She's so amazing!

We watched DVDs again tonight, this time with four people.

I dreamt that the four of us lived together in a big house, eating together and watching movies together every day.

December 29 sunny

Today, Mr. Knight took me for a ride on his motorcycle to the beach. The wind was so strong, I hugged his waist and pressed my face against his back, it felt so safe.

We had barbecue by the sea in the evening, and he grilled my favorite chicken wings for me.

He said he would take me to see the sea after he finished this busy period.

I'm waiting.

Rain on April 30th

It rained today, so I didn't go to school.

The four of us played mahjong at home all day, and I won a lot of money.

Mr. Knight lost and was punished by having to wash the dishes.

I held him while I slept at night, listening to his heartbeat, and I felt so happy.

I wish it could stay like this forever.

December 1 sunny

Today is May Day, Labor Day.

We went to the amusement park together. I rode the roller coaster and screamed the whole time, and Mr. Knight held my hand tightly the whole time.

He bought me the biggest cotton candy, pink, like a cloud.

We watched fireworks in the evening; they were so beautiful.

The knight kissed me under the fireworks and said he wanted to marry me.

I cried, tears of joy.

Ouyang Kexin closed her diary, hid it under her pillow, and rolled around in her blanket.

It turns out that seven days with someone you like can pass by so quickly, yet feel so long.

Every minute and every second felt like being immersed in honey, so sweet it made you dizzy.

She never knew before that happiness could be so simple, as simple as holding hands, having a meal together, or a kiss before bed.

On the morning of the eighth day, while having breakfast.

On the eighth day, Jiang Ling said to her mysteriously:

"Kexin, how about we go to the bridal shop? I want to choose a wedding dress, and then in a few days I can marry you openly and honestly."

Ouyang Kexin: "˵＞ㅿ＜˵Eh?"

Ouyang Keling, who was drinking milk, almost spat it out.

She lowered her head and shoveled rice into her bowl, her eyes reddening.

Wow! What's going on?!

They already knew in advance.

But hearing my brother say this to my sister on his own initiative still makes me want to cry...

Ouyang Keling silently comforted herself, "Just wait. Even if my sister is pregnant, I'll keep waiting!"

They've fallen so far behind that it's impossible to count how many steps they've fallen behind.

But once she gets into university, she'll show you what Ke Ling's sister speed is all about.

After all, Ni-chan is a siscon!

She couldn't help but sigh, "I hope all siblings in the world will eventually become husband and wife..."

Sitting across from her, Li Meiyu lowered her head and silently stirred the noodles in her bowl with her chopsticks, her long bangs obscuring her eyes.

Looking at Kexin's radiant smile, as bright as the sun, she felt a pang of sadness. She remembered how, long ago, she too had dreamed of the same thing—of wearing a wedding dress with Jiang Ling, walking down the aisle together, and growing old together.

Happiness back then was pure, but also as fragile as glass.

The higher you fly, the harder you fall.

If Kexin knew everything, would the smile still remain on her face?

After that beautiful filter shatters, will she break down like she did back then?

Li Meiyu felt a strange sense of tension.

The "subtle influence" of those seven days has finally worked.

Or is it... just self-deception?

……

The largest wedding dress shop in Ishiro City is located on the busiest street in the city center.

Pushing open the glass door, a dazzling crystal chandelier hangs from the dome, casting a warm yellow glow on rows of pristine white wedding dresses.

The lace and satin have a soft sheen.

The air was filled with the faint scent of gardenias.

Ouyang Kexin, dressed in a blue dress and thick white tights, held Li Meiyu's hand and excitedly strolled among the wedding gowns.

"Wow! This is so cute! Miyu, look at this! And this one, it has so many pearls on it!"

She pointed to a wedding dress adorned with lace, her eyes sparkling, "Meiyu, Meiyu, come help me choose one, I don't know which one looks good on me."

Li Meiyu walked over and helped her look through the wedding dress labels.

But her gaze couldn't help but sweep over the Chinese-style formal wear section next to it.

Western-style wedding dresses are pure white and holy, passionate and unrestrained; Japanese-style white kimonos are gentle and reserved, but she just can't get used to wearing wooden clogs; and then there are Chinese-style phoenix coronet and embroidered robes, with bright red satin embroidered with dragons and phoenixes, and gold threads shining brightly under the lights, breathtakingly beautiful.

She was also quietly choosing her wedding dress—Kexin wasn't the only one marrying that stinky blond guy!

Choosing and picking

Ouyang Kexin ultimately chose a wedding dress with a relatively conservative style.

The dress is made of ivory white satin, with a simple strapless design on the bodice, covered by a thin layer of lace tulle. The skirt is shorter in the front and longer in the back, reaching just to her knees in the front, revealing her slender calves in white stockings. The back has a long train embroidered with tiny pearls and daisies.

It's cute with just the right amount of sexiness.

More importantly, the dress has a relatively flat bodice, which perfectly conceals her meager assets.

She was self-aware enough to know that she couldn't pull off styles that were too voluptuous.

"I want this one!"

Kexin stood in front of the mirror, twirled around, and her skirt fluttered in the wind.

The sales assistant smiled and complimented, "This dress looks really good on you, it really suits your style."

In the end, Li Meiyu chose the bright red Ming-style phoenix coronet and embroidered robe.

The bright red top was embroidered with a phoenix spreading its wings, and the skirt was a horse-face skirt with a perfectly placed slit on the side, allowing glimpses of her fair thighs as she walked.

Beneath her impeccably dignified appearance lies a captivating, alluring allure.

She knows exactly what that blond-haired guy likes.

It all boils down to the word "contrast." Back then, she was also an innocent and naive little girl, and it was only through his day and night guidance that she slowly came to understand the essence of those two words.

The sales assistant then looked at Jiang Ling and said with a smile, "Sir, would you like to try on some men's formal wear? We have matching suits and Chinese-style formal wear here."

She noticed the cardboard box headgear that Jiang Ling was always wearing and added apologetically:

"However, it would be best if you took off your mask when we take the official photos later."

Just then, Ouyang Kexin suddenly ran over, hugged Jiang Ling from behind, tilted her head back, her face showing sweet dimples and her eyes sparkling:

"By the way, Mr. Knight..."

Her voice was soft, carrying a hint of cautious anticipation.

"Since we're getting married, can you tell me your real name?"

"And... I want to see your true face."

The moment the words fell.

Li Meiyu, who was adjusting her phoenix coronet and wedding gown, froze with a smile.

The embroidered handkerchief in her hand fell to the ground.

She silently bent down to pick it up.

Long eyelashes cast a shadow under the eyelids.

It concealed all the emotions in her eyes.

Ah, is it time to begin?