Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

Outside the porthole, dark clouds shrouded the fuselage, and thunder rumbled muffledly within them.

Ariel stood at the edge of the forbidden curtain, inwardly rolling her eyes.

You mortal without even divine blood, what are you pretending to be?

Despite her inner grumbling, she still raised her hand and formed a seal. A pale golden "forbidden curtain" instantly unfolded, pulling Jiang Ling and Song Ruyu directly out of the airplane cabin. A cold smile of anticipation curled at the corner of her lips, and with a flick of her finger, she dispelled the levitation force field within the forbidden curtain.

A demigod with divine blood can create a spiritual support point at any location using that blood, enabling them to fly without any support. This is the most basic ability of a demigod.

In her preconceived notion, mortals without divine blood were most likely unable to fly.

She was expecting to see the man plummet headfirst from the clouds, making a complete fool of himself amidst screams.

But the next second, her smile froze on her face.

Jiang Ling hovered steadily in the howling wind high in the sky, with one arm around Song Ruyu's waist, half-embracing the white-haired loli in his arms.

Her skirt was whipped about by the strong wind, barely covering her vital parts.

The two were very close together, their waists intertwined, in an indescribably ambiguous and alluring posture.

The golden-horned dragon deep in the clouds sensed the presence of living beings and let out a roar that shook the heavens and the earth, its scales and claws gleaming coldly in the lightning.

Ariel composed herself, regaining her aloof demeanor, and began routinely, "This is the Golden Horned Dragon, a demigod beast left over from the era of gods. To kill it, you must attack the area beneath its reverse scale..."

This is the usual practice of the God's Sorrow in testing newcomers—first pointing out their weaknesses, then guiding them to unleash their potential and awaken the divine power hidden within them in the face of life and death.

However, she hadn't finished speaking.

【Zawarudo—!】

The moment the cold shout fell, the gears of time abruptly stopped.

The blond man vanished from his spot without a trace. Even with Ariel's demigod-like body, renowned for its speed, she couldn't even catch a glimpse of his movements. Her heart skipped a beat, her pupils contracted sharply, and she hurriedly looked up into the depths of the thunderclouds.

"Euro!"

A clear, sharp shout rang out atop the thunderclouds.

boom--!

The thick cloud wall that stretched hundreds of kilometers across the sky was crushed by a single punch, like a dam bursting, and vanished in all directions from the center.

Golden sunlight poured down through the giant hole in the cloud wall, like the holy light of salvation descending from the Virgin Mary, spreading straight across the sea.

The rain stopped, the thunder ceased.

The sky, which was filled with lightning and thunder just a moment ago, was clear and cloudless in an instant.

Ariel: ? ? ?

She froze on the spot, her mind blank, and her lips twitched uncontrollably.

What the hell is this thing?

Suddenly, a huge dragon head appeared in front of her, no more than half a meter away from the tip of her nose.

In the dragon's large, bell-like eyes, there remained a lingering look of utter astonishment and a deep-seated fear, as if it had seen a ghost. The cut on its neck was clean and smooth, without even a drop of blood spilling out.

Ariel: ...

Did I pass the assessment?

Jiang Ling's voice came from the side. He casually picked up the dragon head and smiled nonchalantly, "If you've crossed the road, could you please move aside? I need to throw away some trash."

"You...you're really just a mortal?"

Ariel swallowed hard, flapped her wings of light, and flew to his side.

They watched helplessly as he casually tossed the demigod-level dragon head into the sea below, like throwing away trash.

She finally believed it; everything Yang Jian said was true.

The mortal before me, who doesn't even possess divine blood, is unfathomably profound.

Jiang Ling said helplessly, "You already said it, hurry up, there are only twenty seconds left."

"Passed..."

"My beloved wife, let's go back in time."

The next second, a mysterious ripple of spacetime gently spread across the heavens and earth, and all the shattered clouds, the frozen planes, and the scattered dragon corpses all returned to what they had been thirty seconds earlier. Only Jiang Ling, Song Ruyu, and Ariel retained the complete memory of punching the demigod dragon to pieces in those few short seconds.

"Gulp..."

Ariel swallowed again.

The way he looked at Jiang Ling.

The haughty arrogance vanished without a trace, and everything became much clearer.

"What's the reward after passing the test? Or will you give me something?" Jiang Ling asked, enunciating each word clearly. "You, God's Sorrow, wouldn't just rush over here to test me and then go back, would you?"

"This... I'll let my sister talk to you..." Ariel instantly lost her previous aloofness, and even her eyes became timid, like a frightened little rabbit.

"elder sister?"

Jiang Ling was taken aback.

Before he could ask any more questions...

Ariel turned around and ran to the water dispenser in the cabin, filled a cup with boiling water, and then quickly ran back.

Without saying a word, he grabbed Jiang Ling's hand and headed towards the restroom at the end of the corridor.

Song Ruyu: ⚆_⚆

She reached out and grabbed Jiang Ling's other hand, glaring at Ariel:

"Why did you drag my husband to the toilet?"

"Then let's come and meet my sister together."

Without hesitation, Ariel grabbed Song Ruyu's wrist again.

The three of them jogged into the airplane's lavatory and locked the door behind them.

The passengers outside looked at each other in bewilderment as one man and two women squeezed into the cramped airplane lavatory.

What are they doing in broad daylight...?

The bathroom was cramped, and the three people were standing almost shoulder to shoulder.

Song Ruyu remained between Jiang Ling and Ariel, her almond-shaped eyes warily fixed on the woman before her.

Although she's a busty mature woman, who says lolicon doesn't like mature women? As long as she's pretty, that stinky blond guy would probably just as easily seduce her.

Ignoring her guard, Ariel tilted her head back and gulped down the entire cup of boiling water.

next second.

The once tall and slender mature woman suddenly went limp.

He fell forward as if he had no bones.

It hit Song Ruyu squarely.

Song Ruyu's face was buried firmly in two soft, fluffy mounds.

I almost couldn't breathe.

For someone whose skill level is only at the level of table tennis, this basketball-level competition is like a giant chicken dish.

Distant and heavy.

Jiang Ling: ? ? ?

Am I lucky to have met a female bodhisattva?

Did they even drug themselves?

Just as Song Ruyu was about to roll her eyes from being so suffocated.

Something magic happened.

The originally tall and slender maid's body visibly shrank. In just two or three seconds, she went from being a 1.7-meter-tall mature woman to a thin and small Gothic Russian Lolita who was less than 1.5 meters tall.

The basketball instantly shrank to the size of a table tennis ball.

Song Ruyu was finally able to breathe again. She quickly struggled out of Jiang Ling's arms and turned to lean on his right shoulder.

The little Russian girl who had just transformed was unsteady on her feet.

He leaned against Jiang Ling's left shoulder.

The image of having women on both sides has become a tangible representation.

Oh my gosh~

Jiang Ling was overjoyed.

He loves the feeling of having a little girl in his left arm and a little girl in his right arm. The two soft little girls are like his wings, and they feel fragrant and soft against his body.

He sniffed it discreetly.

Sure enough, the cool, refreshing fragrance was exactly the same as the little girl I had encountered in the terminal.

Suddenly, the little girl opened her eyes, a glint of golden light flashing in her brown pupils.

Jiang Ling released his arm from her waist.

The little girl raised her hand to straighten her wrinkled gothic skirt, her eyes regaining the cold and aloof look she had when they first met:

"My name is 'Nikola Roche'."

"Hello, Luo Xi, my name is Jiang Ling, I'm 22 years old, a student, I like little girls, and the doctor says my skin is very healthy..."

"Here, take this card."

Loxi completely ignored his ramblings, took out a black card with dark gold patterns from her pocket, and handed it to him:

"You need this to prove your identity when logging into the 'Under the Black Fog' virtual space."

Three days later, the Sorrow of the Gods will hold an internal meeting. Don't be late; the latest divine movements and core information will be announced on the 1st.

Jiang Ling took the card, thanked her, and her eyes lit up as she curiously asked:

"What was your relationship with that mature woman just now? Uh... I mean, do you have some secret technique for switching from mature woman to loli in one click?"

If there were a secret method for transformation, then one could experience the service of both mature women and lolis at the same time.

Moreover, Miyu had never been satisfied with her size.

If it were changed from table tennis to basketball, I guess they would be very happy.

"No." Rosie's voice remained indifferent, but she added a rare extra word, "You are very strong, capable of killing a demigod in seconds, and you also have an excellent spacetime-based partner. Welcome to the Sorrow of the Gods."

Song Ruyu: ? ? ?

How did I join? Did I agree to it?

Loxi took a few steps back and reached out to touch the cold water pipe in the toilet.

The next second, the petite loli's body stretched out again, and in the blink of an eye, she transformed back into the curvaceous and mature Ariel.

She gave Jiang Ling a very complicated look.

He didn't say another word.

He opened the toilet door, turned around, and went back to his seat.

"Are you still looking? Everyone's gone."

Song Ruyu reached out and pinched his waist hard, her jealousy flaring up.

"You're such a fickle person, falling in love with every new girl you see, aren't you?"

Jiang Ling snapped out of his daze and quickly pulled Ru Yu into a tight embrace. He leaned down and gently nibbled at her burning earlobe: "How could that be? I'm not that kind of person. The one I cherish most is my wife Ru Yu."

"Well……"

"Since I've got nothing better to do, how about playing a round of Minecraft in the bathroom? Local area network multiplayer..."

"..."

Song Ruyu turned her face away, her ears turning bright red.

"Silence means consent," he said, opening his phone's mobile app.

"Hmph...whatever."