Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

Kunming, temporary military hospital, special ward.

"Ouch—it hurts... Stop, stop! It'll be fine in a day or two... I'm so hungry!"

Ye Long winced in pain and reached out to stop the nurse who was giving him an injection in his buttocks.

"No, this is a repair potion specially developed for flesh-based superhumans. Although it will hurt a bit, it can speed up wound healing."

"Where's the bureau chief? I need to see the bureau chief!"

After the incident came to an end, Ye Long, who was seriously injured, and a group of members of the 749th Bureau were carried back to the hospital by the field medical team that rushed to the scene.

Fortunately, most people were only wounded, and there were no fatalities.

When the last tube of medicine, as thick as an arm, was pushed into his buttocks.

Ye Long rolled his eyes: "Oh ho ho ho ho—!!"

"Ah Long, I could hear you snoring as soon as I walked in."

A fair-skinned young man walked in through the door, toying with a king piece in a game of chess.

With that nonchalant attitude and air of arrogance, he asked, "Just woke up? Have you read the report?"

I guess so.

Ye Long immediately shut up, forcing a "Hmm, it doesn't hurt" expression. He glanced at the documents on the bedside table, picked them up, and casually flipped through them: "Haven't looked at them yet. There's no 'urgent' mark on the cover, so it shouldn't be anything particularly important, right?"

He paused, then, as if remembering something, asked, "By the way, how exactly did you take down the Gu Yue family?"

Recalling the endless stream of bizarre gadgets in the hands of that group, Ye Long couldn't help but grit his teeth:

"Those three guys from the Gu Yue family, I wonder where they got all those weird and wonderful things from. Did they actually find some Doraemon?"

"Hehe, just flip to the second half of the document."

Xuanyuan smiled meaningfully, "Just don't say 'Holy crap' after you've finished reading."

Holy crap!!!

Ye Long's eyes widened. "Who the hell is this?! Does our 749th Bureau even have someone like this?!"

"Well, all I can say is—thankfully he's one of us."

"Have you met him?" Ye Long pressed.

"While you were unconscious, I saw him from a distance. Of course, we were just standing far away. I even did a battle simulation using 'False World True Reality'..."

"Oh?" Ye Long's interest was piqued. "In the simulation, what are your chances of winning?"

For the first time, a helpless smile appeared on Xuanyuan's face as he said softly:

"Even if we bring in all the personnel from the 7th Division and the 749th Bureau stationed outside, plus the Gu Yue family and the Shangguan family, we still can't stop him with a single finger. That's why I said—we're glad he's not our enemy."

"Holy crap, that's incredible."

Ye Long smacked his lips, a sudden glint of eager anticipation flashing in his eyes.

"I'd really like to challenge him to a duel and see what effect my 'counterattack' will have in dealing five times the damage..."

"Heh, in my simulation, you just activated your defense and got blasted to ashes without even being able to scream, let alone counterattack."

Xuanyuan shook his head, picked up a fruit knife, peeled a few apples, and tossed them to Ye Long and the injured man in the next bed:

"Your 'counterattack' has a limit; it's just that you haven't encountered anyone who can break through that limit until now."

He peeled an apple for himself, took a bite, and added unhurriedly:

"Your 'counterattack' has a limit, it's just that you haven't encountered anyone who can push you to that limit before."

"Huh?" Ye Long was dumbfounded. "Then my title of 'Invincible Under Heaven, One for One'... isn't it just an empty title?"

No, I don't believe it.

"Your simulations haven't been without their share of mishaps..."

Ye Long couldn't accept that even his "infinite counterattack" had a ceiling.

It felt like 20th-century scientists couldn't accept that two dark clouds had destroyed the entire edifice of physics.

"Where is he? I have to meet him in person..."

"We should be in Abyss now. Hmm, it's not a short journey from here to Hundred Gu Swamp."

How far is it?

"The flight takes a little over an hour, but with the current tight capacity, you'll probably have to wait another day or two to get a flight..."

Ye Long: "..."

……

Bai Gu Swamp, a sacred place in the southern border region.

Legend has it that when people from the surrounding villages reach adulthood, they all come to the Hundred Gu Swamp to "baptize" a Gu worm that will become their destiny.

Jiang Ling, Song Ruyu, and Shangguan Yunque stood on the edge of the swamp. The swamp in front of them was ridiculously large.

The swamp is vast and boundless.

It's said to be a swamp.

It's more like a giant inland lake with murky water. Looking across, the opposite shore is completely obscured by churning white miasma, with not a single outline visible.

The system indicates that remnants of Quetzalcoatl's physical body and divine soul still remain.

What was shattered before was only its divine essence and the ancient moon and sky.

In other words, he had to act as a cleaner again, going down to the Abyss to completely destroy the remaining flesh of Quetzalcoatl.

However, even if Quetzalcoatl were to encounter Little Yunyan now, it would be a life-or-death situation.

It has long since lost its significance.

Once we get there, we can just kill them all.

Jiang Ling simply used this "cleaner" mission as a good opportunity to take Song Ruyu and Shangguan Yunque out on a date.

After all, there were many people and eyes in the village, and Shangguan Yunque's parents and grandfather were all there, so it was somewhat inappropriate to adopt a patriarchal attitude.

In addition, Yunyan has inexplicably become clingy lately.

I might as well use this mission as an excuse to escape and treat it as a spring outing, maybe even get a bit wild along the way...

Ahem... I won't talk about it.

"Wow, it's huge..."

Song Ruyu couldn't help but stand on tiptoe, "I can't even see the other side... Just how big is this swamp?"

"Well, it's hard to say. The miasma in southern Xinjiang is too heavy, and satellite cloud images can't capture it clearly. We can only estimate—it's about half the size of Shanghai."

Shangguan Yunque squatted down and plucked some powder from a small jar at his waist.

Sprinkle it into the water in a fine, thin stream.

"What are you doing?"

Song Ruyu was a little curious, so she squatted down next to her.

"This thing is called a 'lure,' and it can draw out the 'Deep-Sea Cloud Ball Gu' from the bottom of the lake. Only with it can we descend into the spatial rift..."

Just as the two were chatting enthusiastically back and forth...

Jiang Ling squatted down on the other side.

He pretended to be watching the frogs on the water's surface, but in reality, he kept watch with his left eye and kept watch with his right, secretly glancing at the two little girls squatting beside him.

Ah, the way she squats down in her short skirt, revealing a section of her long, snow-white legs, and that alluring, barely-there... little loli, she's truly the best.

Because Jiang Ling said this trip would be a spring outing.

Including this desolate area, there were only the three of them.

Therefore, Song Ruyu and Shangguan Yunque were both dressed up to be graceful and elegant.

Especially his wife, Ruyu, even changed into a short skirt and white socks.

As for why they would secretly watch each other in this way when they are already a legally married couple...

I can only say that I'm probably a bit of a pervert.

Suddenly, a gust of wind swept by.

Oh my god, so sweet!

The skirt is blowing!

"Um?"

Jiang Ling stared intently, her expression instantly freezing, and she murmured softly:

"What the heck... these baggy pants?"

"Jiang Ling... what are you looking at? What are you disappointed about again...?"

At some point, Song Ruyu was staring at him with a look of shame and indignation.

Her delicate white hands tightly covered her short skirt.

They were already wearing baggy pants...

"Brother Ling, so you actually like this kind of exciting feeling?"

Shangguan Yunque nodded thoughtfully, "I should have known she was wearing a short skirt too..."

Jiang Ling: "..."

"What are you doing? Can't I even let my husband see?"

Seeing that his pretense had been exposed, Jiang Ling simply raised an eyebrow, strode over, pulled her into his arms, and whispered shamelessly in her rosy ear:

"Come on, let your husband see..."

"You...you bastard..."

Song Ruyu shuddered, her body went limp, and even her voice changed tone, "This is outside... and Yun Que is watching..."

But Jiang Ling continued to rub her little head against her ear, her warm breath tickling it.

"Please, please, let's go back...let's go back..."

She pleaded softly, her voice so enticing it made one's heart itch.

"Oh? Then you have to promise me..." Jiang Ling raised an eyebrow.

"Um... I agree!"

Song Ruyu nodded hastily, afraid that he would really do it to her in the wilderness—

Just thinking about that kind of thing is too shameful.

"I haven't said what it is yet."

Jiang Ling moved closer, lowering her voice to say each word carefully, "I want you to be my... and then, to be my little mom, okay?"

Song Ruyu: ૮៸៸៸ºᗜº៸៸៸ა! ! !

"Huh?!"

"Hey, right here in your place, I conceived my little baby..."

"No, no, no... no, that kind of thing..."

She panicked completely, and the tips of her ears turned as red as if they were about to bleed.

"I don't care, you've already agreed, right? My dear wife, Ruyu—"

"You...I understand..." Song Ruyu's heart raced.

To be honest, she's really not ready yet...

"By the way, Alan is already pregnant."

"What?!" Song Ruyu exclaimed, startled. "You're not lying?"

Would I joke about something like this?

"I'm all ready... Hmm, let's get back and get to work..."

"Okay, but I need to collect some interest first..."

Jiang Ling leaned forward and tasted her moist, sweet pink lips.

"Coo-choo~ Ooh..."

Shangguan Yunque: "666, I'm so envious, bro..."

"Huh? Yun Que, what are you doing? You kissed Ru Yu, and now you're going to kiss me..."