Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

The next day, early in the morning.

Jiang Ling woke up from her sleep and sighed.

However, regret is regret.

The photos of the knees will not be deleted.

Jiang Ling couldn't help but check her phone again, and rationally analyzed the situation:

"The angle, the posture, the movement, the feeling—it's all just right, like... a wife who's been with her husband for many years, playfully scolding him while obediently complying with his request..."

"That's fantastic!"

After washing up, the sunlight streaming through the window was just right.

It's the weekend, no classes. Jiang Ling plans to relax at home and lie around all morning.

In fact, he did enjoy a completely undisturbed morning until nearly noon—

ding dong~

The doorbell rang.

"Who?"

"Hmph~ Who else could it be but Miyu?" A girl's unique voice, tinged with a touch of pride, came from outside the door.

Li Meiyu opened the door and walked in naturally, as if she were returning to her own home.

Today she was wearing a pink dress with white socks, and her pigtails were styled in a fluffy and playful way. She exuded youthful energy and was a surefire way to win over any loli-loving girl.

"Where did you go? Why are you so late?" Jiang Ling asked, feigning ignorance.

"Mind your own business when it comes to Miyu!"

Li Meiyu gave a soft snort, sat down at the dining table with an air of nonchalance, and gave the order quite naturally:

"Go and make lunch for Miu."

Jiang Ling: ……

With this attitude, you still want to have lunch?

Go, Chishi!

Just as Jiang Ling was about to take action, Mei Yu seemed to realize that her tone had been too harsh. She blinked her big eyes, and her voice instantly softened, carrying a hint of coquetry:

"Please, you stinky blondie... After lunch, Miu will give you the 'surprise' I promised you yesterday~"

"I rushed back from Kexin's house just to prepare a surprise for you~"

It has to be said that although Miyu is usually a bit cheeky, the contrast when she acts cute is really captivating.

Jiang Ling stared at her for a few seconds, and a piece of information flashed through her mind.

[Hidden Message:]

1. Meiyu is carrying out the "Revenge Plan: Stamping". Once she successfully stamps the pork stamp on Jiang Ling, she will make him unable to hold his head up for a month.

2. Meiyu's Sanyinjiao acupoint is very sensitive; her legs go weak as soon as it is massaged.

3. Miyu gets so bored that she acts like a cat, just like when she pushes over a kettle while you're playing video games for fun.

"Call me 'Master' and I'll make it for you," Jiang Ling said with a smile.

The little imp is a bit clever, but unfortunately she ran into a box-opening warrior.

However, he doesn't mind if Miyu comes for revenge; the more she comes, the more options the system might have.

"What?! You actually want me to call you master again!" Li Meiyu's eyes widened, and she had already cursed the blond-haired man in front of her a thousand times in her heart.

Even though she is nominally a maid, Miyu must still have Miyu's backbone!

"Master!" Miyu called out through gritted teeth.

Han Xin endured the humiliation of crawling between someone's legs, yet he still became the King of Qi.

Even though Miyu endured the humiliation of being treated as a servant, she still managed to successfully retaliate against that stinky blond guy!

"Not bad." Jiang Ling nodded in satisfaction and reached out to rub her head.

Hmm...uh...

The sudden, slightly rough rubbing made Miyu's heart skip a beat.

Damn it... Just you wait.

Miyu, who endures hardship and humiliation, will surely succeed!

Soon, the fragrant grilled meat bibimbap was served.

Li Meiyu swallowed hard and naturally picked up her spoon, ready to start eating.

Suddenly, *thud*—my hand slipped, and the spoon fell under the table.

"Oops, where did the spoon go?"

Miyu gasped in surprise, then blushed, her voice saccharine sweetness:

"You stinky blondie... could you pick this up for Miu?"

Whom God would destroy, He first makes mad.

The first step in the revenge plan is to use her beauty to seduce the stinky blond guy and make him lose his mind.

The game... has begun!

Jiang Ling: ……

Fine, let's play along.

If you dare to challenge me, you should be prepared to fail.

Jiang Ling obediently bent down to pick up the spoon.

"Plan is in place!!"

Li Meiyu couldn't help but smile as she quickly pulled out a pre-carved pork stamp from her pocket.

Without hesitation, she raised the seal and pressed it hard against the back of Jiang Ling's neck.

The skill in the movements was so exquisite, it was like a captain slaying a monkey.

However, just as the seal was about to fall—he made his move.

In an instant, her body went limp, and her pale forearms hung limply at her sides.

The pork stamp landed and rolled around a few times.

Jiang Ling calmly picked up the pork stamp and silently looked at the now-limp Meiyu-chan.

It has a strong sense of déjà vu, like Yuri Rin versus Kojashin.

"You bastard... what did you do to Meiyu?" Li Meiyu's cheeks flushed red, the strange, tingling sensation making her both ashamed and angry.

"You like stamping, don't you?" Jiang Ling toyed with the pork stamp, her tone revealing neither joy nor anger.

"Hmm...we've been found out..." Li Meiyu closed her eyes, lowered her head, and her tone suddenly carried a hint of sadness:

"You stinky blondie, do you still remember all those things from the past...?"

"All that happened in the past?"

Suddenly, Li Meiyu lowered her body and launched a surprise sweeping leg attack on Jiang Ling's lower body!

"Drink up, Miu sweeping leg!!!"

boom--!

Jiang Ling remained unmoved, instead smiling and saying, "Strange, how did your pulse points open by themselves?"

"Ouch! That hurts!"

Tears welled up in Li Meiyu's eyes instantly. She clutched her reddened knee, wincing in pain, "Waaah...why is it so hard..."

Jiang Ling squatted down and reached out to take off her socks.

"No—!" Li Meiyu cried out in terror.

However, with a soft "smack," the pork stamp still landed firmly on her body, leaving a clear light blue mark.

Li Meiyu collapsed softly to the floor, her eyes unfocused.

"Waaah... My revenge failed... and I even got killed by that stinky blond guy... I'm so ashamed..."

Jiang Ling looked up and glanced at the time.

It's about 3 PM, time for my ramen job interview.

"I'm going to interview for a part-time job. You stay home and don't do anything."

"If you get bored, you can play the game discs I put under the console."

After saying that, Jiang Ling changed into a slightly more formal outfit and left home.

After a long while, Miyu slowly got up.

Her unfocused gaze refocused, and she comforted herself, "A small act of impatience can ruin a great plan! Those who achieve great things must be able to endure and think things through!"

She tried to wipe the marks on her feet with Jiang Ling's shirt, but it didn't help.

Although the pork stamp mark is harmless, it will take at least a month to decompose naturally.

Thinking of this, tears welled up in her eyes again. She slumped onto the tatami mat in a spread-eagle position, staring at the ceiling and muttering to herself:

"Waaah... I'm so bored..."

After a while, she slowly got up, picked up the game disc that Jiang Ling had placed on top—"Senren Banka"—and looked suspicious.

"Are video games... really that fun?"

……

Flowing Night Bar.

"Interesting, this Chen Yi actually dares to openly display his identity as an official superhuman."

"It seems he has a force backing him that's no less powerful than ours. Zi Chuan, how's the plan progressing so far?"

"Cousin, don't worry. We've already sent an undercover agent from the Viper Gang to cause him trouble. Besides, Ah Guang is very loyal. Even if he's exposed, he'll insist that he's a member of the Viper Gang."

……

Izumi Ramen Shop.

"Eh...an interview? This...this..." Yuan Meizi was somewhat surprised.

She then remembered that she had indeed asked Kexin to help post job advertisements.

However, neither of them were very knowledgeable about electronic products, and it took them a long time to successfully launch the product.

But for some reason, no one applied, and coupled with the "forget it" mentality that middle-aged women often have when facing difficulties, the recruitment process was dragged on in a muddled way.

Jiang Ling held up her phone: "Hey, I came here because I saw the job posting. They should still be hiring, right?"

He looked around the shop again and felt that something was wrong.

But I can't quite put my finger on it.

"This..." Yuan Meizi hesitated, unsure of what to do. Suddenly, she stared at Jiang Ling closely for a moment, then exclaimed:

"Oh my, aren't you the customer who came for dinner last night?! The girl said you were a big help before she left."

"Yes," Jiang Ling nodded, readily admitting, "It's me."

"Thank you so much, the part-time job is no problem!" Yuan Meizi bowed deeply.

If it weren't for the three of them helping with the emergency yesterday, I might have had to stay in the hospital for several days.

Chen Yi, who was wiping the table, immediately turned pale.

From the moment Jiang Ling entered the door, he prayed in his heart that Yuan Meizi would refuse him with a reason such as "tight budget, not hiring for the time being".

After all, this guy... looks fierce, with dyed yellow hair, and in front of that man, I feel like a weak and easily bullied dried bitter gourd.

"Um... Aunt Miko, I just remembered I have something to take care of, so I'll be going now."

After much deliberation, Chen Yi decided to flee.

Miko... Auntie?

Suddenly, a thought flashed through Jiang Ling's mind, and her eyes widened: "Holy crap, wait a minute... I knew something felt off...!"

He remembered.

"Izumi Ramen... Isn't this Kexin-chan's house?!"

"I should have realized this last night! Damn it, I was so busy showing off and rescuing people that I took off from the toilet!"

wow-

Just then, the door to the inner room was opened, and Kexin came down the stairs.

Their eyes met, and the air froze instantly, as if a pause button had been pressed.

When she met those eyes again—eyes that seemed somewhat fierce at first glance, yet had once shown her endless tenderness—Kexin's heart skipped a beat. Almost instinctively, with disbelief and a hint of surprise, she whispered:

"Knight... sir?"

"No! You've mistaken me for someone else!" Jiang Ling turned and ran, slamming the door shut behind her.

"Sorry, I don't want this part-time job!"