Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

"You stinking blondie, I'll fuck your son Feng!"

Jiang Ling: "..."

Li Meiyu grabbed his neck, pouted, and tears streamed down her face, turning her delicate nose bright red.

"Who told you to give it to another girl, you bastard—!"

"You clearly said that Miyu is the rightful wife!"

"It's because you said it yourself that Miyu agreed to have other girls with you, and that's why she didn't hold it against you!"

"Now, tell Miu—she's not the only one anymore, what are you doing! You bastard, why did you get someone else pregnant too... Waaaaaah..."

She became more and more aggrieved as she spoke, her voice trembling with tears streaming down her face.

Jiang Ling was momentarily speechless, opening her mouth to speak: "Well...didn't you say before that if Kexin wanted it, that was fine too...so I..."

"That's because Kexin is Meiyu's best friend!" Li Meiyu gritted her teeth, biting his shoulder and mumbling her insults.

"You bastard, you bastard, you bastard—! I'll bite you to death, I'll bite you to death—!"

"I'm sorry..." Jiang Ling sighed, gently stroking her trembling back. "It's like this..."

He told Miyu everything that had happened last night, bit by bit—he had no choice but to help Yuyu relieve her stress in that way…

"It's precisely because I consider Miyu my main wife that I won't hide this kind of thing from her."

Jiang Lingyi said righteously.

Li Meiyu finally stopped biting him. She crossed her arms, turned her head away, and said coldly, "So, you still want Meiyu to praise you for being honest?!"

"Uh..." Jiang Ling coughed lightly, "Meiyu, just don't be angry..."

"Hmph—!" Li Meiyu turned around, wrapped herself up in the blanket like a Swiss roll, only revealing the back of her fluffy head, and said angrily, "Meiyu's angry! Very angry, the kind you can't appease!"

Jiang Ling reached out to touch her, but she immediately flinched away, gritting her teeth and saying, "Get away—! You damn blondie, you stinky blondie, don't touch Lady Meiyu!"

Jiang Ling had no choice but to withdraw her hand, look up at the ceiling, and secretly breathe a sigh of relief.

Miyu may seem angry, but she's actually just being petty—the kind of person who can be easily appeased.

If she doesn't say a word or just silently sheds tears, that's really difficult to handle.

I waited for more than ten minutes.

"Miyu." Jiang Ling gently nudged her.

She was met with another barrage of angry curses: "Get lost! You stinky blondie, don't touch Miyu...you scumbag who cheats all the time!"

"Sigh..." Jiang Ling sighed, her tone becoming serious. "You know about Niu Niu Tian Dao's matter too."

The person inside the blanket paused their movements for a moment.

"To prevent Niu Niu Tiandao from harming me again, I want to bring all the girls to live with me..."

Before she could finish speaking, Miyu suddenly turned around, her big, wet eyes wide with shock.

"You stinky blondie...how many shots do you have, acting so arrogantly!"

Jiang Ling: "..."

"You're not angry anymore?"

"Hmph~ If you don't make it up to Miyu, I'll keep being angry with you, you stupid, stinky blond!" Li Miyu puffed out her cheeks, like a cute little pufferfish, and turned her head away with a soft snort, her ears secretly turning red. "So, how do you want to arrange things? Everyone living together?"

Jiang Ling coughed lightly and tentatively asked, "If you lived with Youyou, or Song Ruyu, what would you do?"

Li Meiyu pouted: "I don't know them... love rivals... of course they'll act hostile."

"What if Kexin lived with you?"

"Hmm...we're all best friends, we'll definitely be like best sisters..." Li Meiyu paused halfway through her sentence, then realized what she meant and puffed out her cheeks to stare at him:

"Fine, you stinky blondie...you want to put all your close girlfriends in the same villa, right?"

"I remember telling you before that the study rooms in the nearby villas are connected by a secret passage... You... you're a real pervert!"

Jiang Ling smiled slightly, pulled her into his arms, and kissed her passionately: "You guessed right, my beautiful wife~"

Li Meiyu struggled a couple of times but couldn't break free, so she had no choice but to let him hold her, rolling her eyes in annoyance.

"Hmph, then tell me, how do you plan to divide it?"

"Um... Miyu, I'll live with you alone."

"Mmm..." Li Meiyu blushed and bit him, spitting out, "Idiot, who wants to live alone with you... living together!"

"Then, Kexin's family came to live with us..."

Li Meiyu:? ? ? ?

Her pupils dilated in shock, and her voice rose several octaves: "What do you mean? You've already... Kexin, Keling, Kexin's aunt, and Kexin's mother..."

"How could that be!" Jiang Ling quickly interrupted, coughing lightly to cover her embarrassment. "Since we've invited Kexin over, her whole family should come too. As for the shop, we can move it nearby."

"Hmph..." Li Meiyu stared at him suspiciously, her gaze sweeping up and down like an X-ray.

Kexin's mother is a little girl, though she's a bit older; Kexin's aunt is a little white-haired girl, right in her prime; and as for her little sister Keling, she's an absolute adorable little girl...

I have a feeling he wants to take them all down at once.

"Then there's Lan Xinlan, Song Ruyu, and Alina. They're best friends and can live together." Jiang Ling counted on her fingers and continued, "And then there's Shen Yue and Youyou, also considered best friends. They haven't fallen out, so they can live together..."

As she listened, Li Meiyu couldn't help but interrupt:

"Hey, you stinky blondie... I have a feeling you're only targeting my best friend?"

Jiang Ling: "..."

Uh, I've been seen through again.