Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

The blue sky was filled with cotton-like clouds.

The white child in the next seat looked at the clouds and asked, "Mommy, why do these clouds look so much like cotton candy?"

The white mother answered gently and devoutly, "Because God created clouds that are like cotton candy."

"Is that so?" the little boy asked, seemingly understanding but not quite. "I thought Kobe was going to grow cotton in the sky too."

"The teacher said that if humans go to heaven, God will give them a hundred free draws and force them to grow cotton."

The mother was horrified and quickly covered the boy's mouth, saying, "Even if it's true, you can't say such things!"

Several dark-skinned, robust white men from Kandal sitting not far away turned their heads in unison.

His gaze was like a knife, fixed intently on the mother and child.

Jiang Ling: ……

Holy crap, a flying dragon is right in my face!

Fortunately, the few white guys with unfriendly expressions exchanged glances and then looked around at the other passengers.

In the end, he suppressed his anger and turned his head away dejectedly.

"vomit……"

Just then, a muffled retching sound came from the side.

Jiang Ling turned her head and met a pair of light brown eyes that looked like glass.

Her eyes were beautiful, but at this moment they were full of fatigue and weakness, and her eyes were slightly red.

Its owner was a petite girl with long, snow-white hair that was slightly disheveled due to discomfort. A few strands of hair clung to her sweaty forehead, making her look like a listless lop-eared rabbit.

Jiang Ling had a vague memory of her—when she boarded the plane, she was dragging a rather large suitcase, swaying and struggling, and he helped her out.

It wasn't out of gentlemanly manners.

It's purely because... this girl looks just too much like Song Ruyu.

They share similar height and build, equally rare snow-white hair, and even their slightly chubby, adorable faces bear a striking resemblance.

Song Ruyu usually wore a simple Taoist robe, but the woman in front of her was dressed in a traditional red and white shaman's outfit.

If you did not leave Song Ruyu's contact information.

According to the melodramatic plot of female-oriented online novels.

Perhaps a stand-in drama resembling "Wanwan is similar to Qing" will be staged.

"Are you airsick?" Jiang Ling asked.

Gen Kiyoko's face turned pale. She covered her mouth and nodded weakly, "Mmm..."

"Unfortunately, you can't open the windows on an airplane. Here's a bag for you."

Gen Kiyoko leaned weakly against the back of the seat in front of her, too weak to even shake her head. She simply closed her eyes, her fine eyelashes trembling slightly.

At that moment, the system's voice rang out again.

[Beep! Female lead, Gen Kiyoko, detected. Mission options activated!]

Jiang Ling: ?

Wait, system, aren't there a lot too many female leads appearing now?

How come I keep running into the female lead's mouth and teeth!

Jiang Ling couldn't help but look up at the porthole at a 45-degree angle and sigh inwardly:

"System, you don't really want me to seduce 108 lolis, do you?"

System Girl: ʕ ᵔᴥᵔ ʔ

Option 1: Ignore her

[Summary: He completely ignored her, letting her suffer as she pleased, and even laughed heartily.]

[Reward: Smiling Lips (You look so beautiful when you smile, like a flower in spring)]

Option Two: Helping Others

[Synopsis: He smashed the airplane window with a punch, allowing her to lean out and breathe.]

[Reward: Breath of Mist (You have mastered the use of Breath of Mist)]

Option 3: I'll pay for the upgrade.

[Summary: Ask the flight attendant to upgrade you and her to business class, and have her use her loan to pay for the upgrade.]

[Reward: Medical Skill with Money (Consume gold of equivalent value to obtain a time-limited medical skill upgrade or medical supplies)]

He was no longer surprised by the strange options given by the system.

After all, they've even given us options like the "demon" (a type of demon), so the option of torturing a white-haired little girl doesn't seem particularly outrageous...

Jiang Ling still chose prison number three.

……

Kiyoko was inwardly condemning her own foolishness.

She actually...lost her wallet!

The wallet containing several bank cards and a total value of over thirty million US dollars was left behind on that lifeboat forever.

As for how she managed to escape with a group of children after falling into a coma, she thought about it and concluded that she could only attribute it to God's blessing.

Oh, God, I love you!

However, as soon as she reached the shore, she was surrounded by police and reporters. Her social anxiety kicked in and she was so frightened that she didn't even realize when her wallet had fallen out.

Fortunately, her mother-in-law was well aware of her forgetfulness.

She had secretly sewn a spare bank card with one million US dollars inside the lining of her shrine maiden outfit.

That's what finally made her reluctantly buy a return ticket.

Hehe, Grandma, I love and respect you too!

After paying for her plane ticket, she also bought a Wallace sandwich to tide her over.

Unexpectedly, the name "Splatoon Transformation Device" is well-deserved.

She got diarrhea.

After finally finishing my business, I pulled up my underwear and accidentally dropped my bank card into the toilet.

Socially anxious, she could only silently comfort herself—suffering is a blessing, may you have peace year after year, and follow the law of conservation of fortune…

Aside from feeling that the muscular, blond-haired man next to me had a fierce appearance, I felt a slight sense of fear.

That's so big, it could probably crush her in an instant, right?

"Flight attendant, this lady needs an upgrade," Jiang Ling called over the flight attendant in black stockings.

The flight attendant smiled politely: "Hello, the upgrade fee is..."

Upon hearing that money was required, Gen Kiyoko immediately shook her head: "No...no, I don't have any money..."

Although she was a bit dim-witted, she wasn't so foolish as to ask the flight attendant to open the window.

The flight attendant gave a polite smile and was about to leave when a voice called out to her:

"Upgrade! Upgrade to cabin class! I'll pay for the upgrade!"

Jiang Ling took out his phone, a sunny and handsome smile spreading across his face.

Gen Kiyoko was momentarily stunned, thinking, "What a handsome man..."

"Give me your smartphone," Jiang Ling said.

"Uh... I... I didn't have that kind of thing..." Gen Kiyoko said weakly.

After all, the more powerful an exorcist is, the more they are rejected by machine spirits, and they are inherently unable to use high-tech mechanical and electronic products.

"It's alright, mine will do." Jiang Ling's smile grew even more amiable. "Name?"

"Minamoto Kiyoko."

"A nice-sounding name, and an ID number?"

"Uh...XXXXX..."

Jiang Ling nodded in satisfaction, placed the phone screen in front of her, and said:

"Come on, open your mouth, shake your head..."

Yuan Qingzi was dizzy and subconsciously did as she was told.

She only snapped out of her daze after it was all over, staring at him with wide, beautiful eyes, her expression a mixture of surprise and disbelief.

"Wait, wait a minute... what does 'Loan Successful' on the screen mean?"

"This is the worry-free loan I applied for for you. Now you have the money to upgrade your cabin."

For a moment, there was confusion in Kiyoko's eyes, then she suddenly realized:

"That's great... Thank you, Brother Yellow Hair."

If you don't have money, you can always ask someone else to take out a loan using their smartphone!

Anyway, she'll have plenty of money when she gets back, so she can pay it back easily. That bank card worth 300 million is probably already in Meizi's hands.

Jiang Ling: ?

The little white-haired creature is so cute!

In a daze, he actually saw a trace of Ouyang Kexin in her, above all else, my adorable little loli mom, Goddess Kexin.

Jiang Ling sighed, thinking to herself, "I'm really going crazy thinking about Ma..."

Aside from their adorable features, somewhat similar face shape, identical slender build, remarkably similar temperament, and somewhat familiar voice...

In every other aspect, she's completely different from Kexin's mom!

[Ding! Congratulations, host, on completing the mission. You have received the reward: Money and Medical Skills]

The flight attendant smiled slightly: "Okay, I'll take you to first class now."

Yes, the evil, smelly blond guy used the money he borrowed from Little White Hair to upgrade his cabin class—it was just a convenient thing to do.

Gen Kiyoko stood up weakly, first experiencing diarrhea and then feeling airsick.

Even a great Onmyoji would have to kneel down.

Sudden.

boom--!

Gunfire from the cockpit shattered the peaceful atmosphere inside the cabin.

"Ah—!" Yuan Qingzi was startled and couldn't hold back, accidentally spilling a few drops.

Then, her frail, boneless body fell backward and landed squarely on the warm, broad chest of a blond man.

At the same time, the white-haired guys in the front row seemed to hear a signal, and suddenly stood up, pulling out heavy, dark steel pipes from their trouser legs.

"Everyone, listen up!"

The leader, a white man wearing a beret and with a fierce expression, pounded the back of the seat with a steel pipe and shouted in heavily accented English:

"This plane is now under our control!"

"Everyone, don't move! Hands on the armrests! Anyone who disobeys..."

He grinned maliciously and pointed towards the driver's cab, "We can't guarantee what kind of crazy things our brothers up front might do!"

The flight attendant screamed and crouched down, and the passengers instantly erupted into chaos, with cries and screams filling the air.

And in the last row of the cabin, in the seat closest to the back—

Liu Yishan silently pulled the blanket up, covering her face, leaving only her eyes filled with despair.

Liu Yishan: ། – _ – །

Heh, destroy it!

PS: Haji Jiang currently owes extra chapters to "Ten no Abyss" and "He Tong", as well as an extra chapter to "Chi Qiu Shou". Haji Jiang solemnly promises to add extra chapters after the exams at the end of the month. At the same time, that old book will also resume serialization at the end of the month.

I'd love a small gift!