Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

Liu Yishan huddled on the cold tiled floor of the toilet stall, shivering.

Tears welled up uncontrollably.

Waaaaah, why... why do I always encounter these kinds of things?!

Is there anything worse than a terrorist attack?

boom--!

The entire ship seemed to be violently lifted up and then slammed down by an invisible giant hand.

Liu Yishan was thrown into the air and crashed heavily to the ground.

Before she could even cry out in pain, the toilet water gushed out with a "splash," drenching her completely and leaving her looking like a disheveled drowned rat.

[Attention! Attention! Due to the active period of the Ring of Fire, a sudden volcanic eruption has occurred near this ship, and a tsunami is imminent!]

Please, tourists and crew members, stay in your enclosed rooms and do not go out unnecessarily. (Repeated...)

Liu Yishan: ...

Something even worse than a terrorist attack has happened.

Liu Yishan covered her face in despair and began to sob softly, "This time it's really all over... Why does something like a volcanic eruption always have to happen to me?!"

next moment.

Bang Bang Bang!

The cruise ship was rocking wildly in the huge waves.

Liu Yishan bounced around in the toilet stalls like a bouncy ball.

Liu Yishan: (›´ω`‹ )

……

thump--

Jiang Ling collapsed on the deck.

Song Ruyu quickly and tentatively checked his breathing, and breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that he was alive.

"Damn it, at least you're still alive..."

At the same time, she was also a little puzzled, "I was so badly injured just now... how come all my wounds have healed all of a sudden?"

However, I'm too lazy to care. The superhero who managed to bring a ship full of people out of the tsunami will...

Song Ruyu carried Jiang Ling back to his room and onto his bed, carefully covering him with a blanket.

Looking at his tired yet remarkably serene face.

For some reason, Song Ruyu felt a sense of admiration.

"I admit, you're better than me. You're not the kind of man who resorts to despicable means to achieve shameful goals..."

Song Ruyu got up, about to leave the room, when she heard a muffled voice behind her:

"(Miyu)...Um, don't go..."

When people are extremely tired, they have dreams that bring them the most joy.

This way, he could quickly replenish his depleted mental energy, and Jiang Ling, unsurprisingly, dreamed of Li Meiyu.

The adorable and irresistible Miu (a college student) is here!

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The next day, early in the morning.

Jiang Ling stretched comfortably, feeling refreshed and her mental fatigue completely gone.

Ok?

Why does my chest feel a little heavy?

He looked down and met a pair of eyes that were so close to his, shimmering with tears.

Song, Song Ruyu?!

How did she end up in my bed?!

An ominous premonition hit me like a bucket of ice water.

He abruptly threw off the covers—

However, the cold hands pressed down on the corner of the blanket even faster, covering it tightly.

But that fleeting glimpse was enough to make it clear:

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goodong...

Jiang Ling swallowed hard and then closed her eyes.

She lay back down straight and pulled the blanket up over her head.

It's fake, I must still be dreaming...

"You called out 'Youyou' 312 times while you were asleep," Song Ruyu continued in her cold, emotionless voice.

"And you called her 'Miyu' 1413 times."

Jiang Ling's body stiffened.

"Then......"

The voice paused, remaining calm and still, yet each word was like an ice pick.

"You, me, 1725 times."

Jiang Ling: ……

He slowly, very slowly, turned around to face her.

The girl's face was expressionless, with only a hint of suppressed weariness and coldness deep in her eyes.

He opened his mouth, his throat went dry, and finally managed to squeeze out a voice heavy with guilt, saying sincerely:

"I'm sorry... I don't know why things turned out this way."

"Maybe we were all drunk back then..."

Song Ruyu stared at him with a cold gaze and said expressionlessly:

"You don't need to be responsible for this. The official rescue team will arrive in half an hour."

"Once the mission is handed over, we'll part ways here, and we'll be even."

Jiang Ling lowered her head in silence and asked, "Was what I said in my sleep... very vulgar?"

Upon hearing this, Song Ruyu sneered, "It's not just vulgar, it's downright...unbearable to hear!"

At that moment, Jiang Lingquan understood why Song Ruyu was in his bed.

Those sweet nothings spoken and intimate gestures made to Miyu and Yuu in the chaotic dream world...

It seems that everything was reproduced word for word and item for Song Ruyu, who was unable to resist.

"Damn it, what have I done!" Jiang Ling pounded the bed in frustration.

Unexpectedly, I have become the most hated person—a sedative!

He abruptly pulled back the covers again, ignoring Song Ruyu's slight struggles and her suddenly tense body, and grabbed her slender left ankle.

A blush flashed across Song Ruyu's pretty face, and she gritted her teeth, her voice trembling as she said:

"You bastard, you...you still wanted to...force yourself on me for that kind of thing..."

However, the expected dinner invitation did not come.

Jiang Ling took off the silver ring from her ankle, put it back in her pocket, and said apologetically:

"From now on, you are free... If you need any compensation, please tell me. I'm truly sorry about this!"

This unexpected reaction startled Song Ruyu.

She coldly withdrew her foot, pulled the blanket over herself tightly, turned her head away, leaving him with only a cold and distant profile:

"You already have a girlfriend, and I already have a family-arranged marriage... Let's keep this a secret between us..."

"A marriage contract?" Jiang Ling asked upon hearing this. "What marriage contract?"

"It was decided by my family, it has nothing to do with you, so... remember, don't tell anyone, just pretend our affair never happened..."

Song Ruyu got up, picked up the Taoist robes scattered on the ground, and put them back on one by one with her back to him.

The plain white cloth wrapped around the body that had once been so close to him, the belt was tied, and shoes and socks were put on.

In the blink of an eye, she transformed back into that unattainable, aloof beauty.

Jiang Ling: ……

Perhaps out of selfishness, or perhaps on impulse, he blurted out, "Wait a minute."

A pale pink fragment appeared in Jiang Ling's palm, which she then shoved into Song Ruyu's mouth.

"Hmm...?" Song Ruyu's beautiful eyes widened, but she swallowed the words unconsciously.

"I'm sorry, Xiaobai... I'm actually a very selfish person."

"What already belongs to me, I will never give up to anyone else!"

[Ding! A fragment of pure love has been bound to Song Ruyu!]

A barely perceptible ripple stirred in Song Ruyu's calm state of mind once again, and she murmured softly:

"Saying things like that... I don't even like you..."

[Ding! Song Ruyu has reached the "Supreme Love" state and is currently extracting abilities!]

[Gain a 10% bonus to the host's physical attributes]

[Gained Ability: Portable Space]

As the morning light grew clearer, golden rays bathed the now calm sea.

In the distance, the outline of a vast fleet appeared where the sea met the sky, its flags clearly visible—it was the coast guard fleet of the Great Xia Dynasty.