Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

[Beep! Options enabled!]

Option 1: Sleep

[Synopsis: Go straight to bed and sleep until you naturally wake up, without investigating Song Ruyu's secrets.]

[Reward: Equipment - Yellow Millet Pillow (Specializes in curing insomnia, grants 250% better sleep quality)]

Option 2: Ask

[Synopsis: Question Song Ruyu and ask her to tell you the secret.]

[Reward: Weapon - Interrogation Instrument (When used on a person, it transforms pain into a feeling of healing)]

Option 3: Time Peeping

[Synopsis: Secretly observing Song Ruyu and using the "Opening Box Sinful Eye" to investigate her secrets.]

[Reward: Upgrade Card - Unboxing Sinful Eye (Exclusive Upgrade Card for Unboxing Sinful Eye)]

"I choose three!"

……

So what secret does Song Ruyu have?

The answer is—!

Play a mini-game and beat up Talking Tom!

Song Ruyu took out her phone, opened the hidden space, and then opened the game called "Talking Tom AI Edition".

The screen lit up, and a round-headed British Shorthair popped up, with short arms and legs and an adorable appearance.

【Hello, Master! How may I help you?】

Song Ruyu: [From now on, your name is no longer Mimi.]

Mimi: [Then what should I be called? Master.]

Song Ruyu: [Your current name is Jiang Ling!]

[Changing the name, do you want to redecorate?]

Song Ruyu made a quick confirmation, then rummaged through the cat's closet and found a "yellow fur suit," which she put on the cat without saying a word.

She doesn't know when it started, but whenever she's in a bad mood, she'll open this game and beat up Talking Tom. Anyway, the cat can't be broken, and it even makes a funny, strange laugh when it gets hit, which actually makes her laugh.

The frustration I felt today from being tricked by Jiang Ling has finally found an outlet.

Solitude is the perfect opportunity for revenge!

The person peeking through the crack in the door was speechless for a moment.

Jiang Ling: What kind of mental victory is this...?

Song Ruyu: [Call me Master! Be a little more obsequious.]

Yellow-haired cat: 【Master~!】

Song Ruyu: [Kneel down! Kneel before your master and say, "I will never dare to disobey you again, meow."]

The yellow cat obediently knelt down and kowtowed repeatedly: "I'll never dare to disobey my master again, meow~"

Song Ruyu nodded in satisfaction, crossed her fair legs, and leisurely ordered, "Now, shout this sentence a hundred times."

【I'll never disobey my master again, meow~ I'll never disobey my master again, meow…】

"Oh ho ho ho~ You stinky Jiang Ling, so arrogant, huh? Now you know who's in charge, right? Hmph, one day, I'll make you kneel before me like this in real life..."

Song Ruyu became more and more excited as she spoke, her cheeks flushed slightly, and she closed her eyes and took a deep breath.

It's as if I'm really seeing the famous scene of myself turning the tables on Jiang Ling.

"Hmph~ Disgusting creature, you only deserve to lick my shoe heels!"

Jiang Ling: ……

Miss Ruyu, you have quite a contrast.

Could it be that all haughty young ladies are the kind of women with contrasting personalities?

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For example, Miyu, she says she doesn't want it, but when she doesn't get it, she gets upset and calls him a pervert every day, but she never thinks about how scantily clad or casually she sits at home...

However, to put it more vividly, Miyu is more like a spoiled but proud little tabby cat who likes to snuggle up to others.

Song Ruyu is a proud and arrogant white-haired vicious dog, the kind that really bites...

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have discovered Song Ruyu's little secret!]

[Reward: Sinful Eye Upgrade Card! Automatically upgraded!]

[Unboxing the Sinful Eyes Pro]

[Introduction: You will definitely obtain someone's real name, home address, and birth date, and there is a high probability (now increased to 75%) of obtaining five important and hidden pieces of information about them!]

[Side effect: Your pupils will temporarily turn reddish-brown upon use.]

[Attention! The items that have been opened before have been refreshed; you can open them again!]

"This upgrade is really powerful!" Jiang Ling said, somewhat surprised.

The biggest problem with opening boxes is the low success rate, and sometimes you don't get any particularly useful information.

After all, "secret" does not mean "important".

He had previously tried driving cars like Koizumi Aoyama and Song Ruyu.

However, what you get are just ordinary little secrets, such as who owes you a favor, who didn't train hard enough... and once someone has opened a box, they can't open it a second time.

Now things are better; the probability of opening a box has increased.

It also grants access to "important" secret information, making it a perfect upgrade, comparable to rice noodle rolls with soy sauce or dumplings with your sister-in-law...

[Beep, target detected: Song Ruyu!]

Name: Song Ruyu

Age: 18

[Birth date and time: Xinmao, Dingyou, Gengwu, Dingchou]

Important Information:

1. Song Ruyu likes puppies and fantasizes that one day Jiang Ling will become an irresistible puppy and give her sweet peppers.

2. Song Ruyu has a best friend named Lan Xinlan. The two were junior high school classmates, but they parted ways because of Song Ruyu's competitive personality. She has always regretted it and wants to take the opportunity to apologize and make up for the relationship.

3. Song Ruyu's armpits are very sensitive; touching them will make her laugh nonstop.

4. Song Ruyu genuinely approves of and likes men who can overpower her, but she just won't admit it.

5. Song Ruyu is afraid of ghosts, but not of physical zombies or ghouls, which is a key reason why she joined the Zhengyi Sect instead of the Quanzhen Sect.

"It's definitely an upgraded version, it's so great to use!" Jiang Ling couldn't help but smile.

However, there's absolutely no way she'd let me give her bell peppers!

There was also an unexpected incident.

Lan Xinlan and she were once best friends!

What a small world... I wonder how Alan and Miyu get along at home.

Suddenly, Song Ruyu abruptly put away her phone and looked up warily toward the door.

Her intuition told her so.

There seems to be something over there...

Someone... is outside!?

Song Ruyu frowned and called out, "Jiang... Gao, Gao Jin! Is that you outside?"

Jiang Ling sensed something was wrong.

Those with strong mental power usually have keen intuition, even though he has used the three-in-one form of Cardboard Rider to reduce his presence.

However, she still sensed something was amiss.

[Waaaaah...]

Suddenly, a low sobbing sound came from upstairs, immediately drawing Song Ruyu's attention to the ceiling.

"Who...who is crying?"

Song Ruyu swallowed hard and subconsciously pulled out a small peach wood sword from her luggage.

Besides Yang-style Tai Chi, she is also the chief of the Zhengyi sect.

The two most powerful forces in the Great Xia Exorcism Realm are the Quanzhen Sect and the Zhengyi Sect.

The former focuses on killing evil spirits without physical form, using talismans, incantations, and incantations as means of attack. They are sorcerers who "cultivate both body and mind and delve into the mysteries of inner alchemy."

The latter focuses on killing zombies that possess the Yin energy and have been resurrected, using peach wood swords, glutinous rice, and lightning-struck wood as their means of attack. They are warriors who "use objects to fight" and are "fire-dwelling Taoists".

[Waaaaah...]

That strange crying sound came again, but... this time it was coming from under the bed, clearer and more unsettling...

It's a ghost! It must be a ghost!

Song Ruyu turned pale with fright, gripped the peach wood sword and slashed down hard, splitting the bed in two.

[Waaaaah...]

This time, the sound returned upstairs...

Jiang Ling, who was standing at the door, made a "feint" sound while crying, and carefully moved her feet back to her room.

"Phew... I almost got caught spying on her," Jiang Ling breathed a sigh of relief.

Even though he was discovered, Song Ruyu couldn't do anything to him.

But at least he kept saying he had no interest in a night raid.

As a result, he turned around and was discovered eavesdropping at the door. What kind of behavior is that?

Bang Bang Bang!

"Open...open the door! There's a ghost, a ghost!" Song Ruyu's voice trembled slightly as she stared at his door in terror.

Jiang Ling opened the door.

Song Ruyu rushed to his bed, wrapped herself tightly in the quilt, and shivered.

Jiang Ling: ……

"Hey, hey, hey, I didn't ambush you at night, so why are you the one who ambushed me?" Jiang Ling quickly turned the tables and took the moral high ground.

"Waaah... I'll sleep in your room tonight, you can sleep... sleep on the floor."

Birds of a feather flock together.

It's not that she's so great that she can become best friends with Alan, who's afraid of ghosts.

Although she was the culprit, Jiang Ling still gloated:

"What a coward. There's no such thing as a ghost in this world..."

Suddenly, a low, baby-like cry came from upstairs:

[Waaaaah... Waaaaah!]

Song Ruyu: (⋟﹏⋞)

Jiang Ling: ...?