Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

Jiang Ling and Song Ruyu followed Wang Haoyu to a small room.

"Go inside, let Sister Lan do your makeup," Wang Haoyu said, giving Jiang Ling a deep look.

His eyes revealed envy and pity...

I envy his ability to become sworn brothers with Song Ruyu.

I pity him for actually wanting to become sworn brothers with Song Ruyu; he'll probably get a lot of discipline from Sister Ruyu.

The room wasn't big, but it was equipped with professional facilities.

A woman with long, wavy, deep blue hair is adjusting her tools in front of a mirror.

She is voluptuous and has a quiet demeanor; she is none other than Lan Baijie, the renowned "Magic Hand" and top makeup artist in Bureau 749.

"My name is Lan Baijie. You can call me Sister Lan, just like Ruyu does."

"Hello, Sister Lan." Jiang Ling glanced at her impressive figure and thought to herself:

[She looks a bit like Lan Xinlan...and also has the surname Lan, could she be her mother?]

[However, how could a mother with such a large capacity give birth to... well, Lan Xinlan also has a B-cup, which is considered large for a loli.]

Lan Baijie said no more, and took out a series of tools such as a special palette, skin wax, and sculpting clay from her toolbox. Her technique was as skillful as that of an art master.

Before long, the two people in the mirror had completely changed their appearance.

Throughout the entire process, Song Ruyu acted like an exquisite doll, keeping her eyes closed and letting herself be manipulated.

When she opened her eyes again, the white-haired, pink-eyed, and flowing Taoist-style loli in the mirror had disappeared.

Instead, there was a young woman with cascading blonde hair, lake-blue eyes, and a touch of French romanticism.

Her height was subtly increased by a few centimeters by the insoles, and her temperament subtly shifted from a cold, condescending attitude to a slightly playful arrogance.

In short, it's incredibly cute!

Jiang Ling's transformation was even more radical.

His signature blond hair was dyed back to a deep black and styled into a meticulous and domineering slicked-back look.

Under Lan Baijie's skillful touch, his facial features appeared more rugged and deep. Combined with specially padded shoulders and a tailored suit, he looked exactly like a ruthless, suit-wearing thug straight out of a Hong Kong movie.

Compared to his blond-haired days, he has lost some of his sinister charm and bull-headed aura, but gained more maturity and composure.

"Yes, perfect."

Lan Baijie took two steps back, examining her work. Her gaze shifted between the two of them, and she suddenly covered her mouth and chuckled softly.

"I have a feeling you two are a good match?"

Song Ruyu thought to herself: [Heh, no way!]

The side effect of the Obedience Ring: The two people will become incredibly in sync.

Therefore, even when they stand together, they give off a strange feeling reminiscent of Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

Song Ruyu remained silent, instead employing her clever wit.

【■】

Jiang Ling: ……

You might say it's just a little bit of hardship, but are you actually still quite bothered by it?

"Uh, Uncle, I'm going to make a phone call over there to let you know I'm safe."

Jiang Ling decisively chose to temporarily leave the low-pressure area.

He gestured towards Koizumi Aoyama outside the door and quickly walked towards the restroom.

After confirming that no one was in the cubicle, he locked the door, leaned against the cold tiled wall, took a deep breath, and then tapped on that familiar profile picture to make a voice call to Li Meiyu.

beep...

[Hey? You stinky blondie... Calling at this hour, did you finally have a change of heart and remember you have an incredibly cute Miyu-sama at home?]

The receiver carried Li Meiyu's languid and charming voice, still damp from her recent shower.

There were also subtle game sound effects in the background.

One can imagine her right now, wrapped in a soft, fragrant blanket, snuggled in bed like a kitten, playing games and answering the phone at the same time.

It's nothing, I just wanted to let you know that I probably won't be back tonight or tomorrow.

【…】

There was a few seconds of silence on the other end, before someone finally said, "[Turn on the camera for Miyu now!]"

Jiang Ling was speechless: [Wait, what does this have to do with turning on the camera...]

[Stop talking nonsense! Miyu seriously suspects you're going out to fool around with some shady woman again! Drive now!]

Jiang Ling turned on the camera, revealing her new look—a slicked-back black hairstyle, reminiscent of the God of Gamblers.

It must be admitted that Lan Baijie's craftsmanship is truly superb.

Even he himself found the face somewhat unfamiliar at first glance, let alone Li Meiyu, who was familiar with his "yellow-haired form".

Sure enough, on the other side of the screen, against the familiar background of the bedroom ceiling, appeared Li Meiyu's stunningly beautiful face, a face that would captivate anyone who saw it.

Her unmade-up cheeks had a natural rosy glow after a bath.

Her moist pink lips were slightly parted, glistening alluringly under the phone light.

It really makes you want to take a bite and taste it.

[Huh? Who are you? Where's that stinky blondie?!]

When Li Meiyu saw the man on the other end, she couldn't help but widen her eyes and blurt out:

[W-Isn't this...that guy from the TV show, the legendary gambling god of the Great Xia Dynasty?! What did you do to him?! You stinky blondie, you didn't go and rob someone and get plastic surgery on the side, did you?!]

Sigh, it's time to reveal my true identity to you.

Jiang Ling thought for a moment, then took out the ID card given to her by Koizumi Aoyama from her pocket and said:

[Take a look at the identification of the special operations personnel from the Great Xia Security Department.]

[Actually... your muscular, blond husband who seems to lust after you every day is actually a member of the 749th Bureau of the Great Xia Special Operations Team~]

Surprised? Unexpected?

Sure enough, a look of shock slowly appeared on that delicate little face.

Li Meiyu couldn't help but lean closer, staring wide-eyed at him. Her adorable appearance made Jiang Ling's heart flutter.

Cute, I think...

After a long pause, she finally managed to squeeze out a trembling sound: "Hmph... nothing special."

But this statement lacks any real power.

Her gaze was fixed on the ID card, then abruptly shifted back to Jiang Ling's face, her tone suddenly sharpening:

Who let you in?! Why did you join this weird organization?!

Jiang Ling asked in confusion, "[Meiyu, your husband is a member of a mysterious organization! He has to disguise himself to carry out a mission to save the world, why aren't you happy?]"

"So..." Li Meiyu's voice suddenly lowered, carrying a hint of barely perceptible tension.

[You're not coming back this time because you're going out... to carry out that "mission," right?]

Well, so...

[Idiot! Big idiot! You super big idiot with that stinky blond hair!]

Why are you insulting me?

[This kind of official organization...who knows how many missions they have in a year, or how long they'll be away? Miyu doesn't want you to be part of some mysterious organization! They won't even have time to spend with Miyu!]

Her complaints were filled with childlike grievances, but as she spoke, her voice grew softer and softer, until a trembling mutter escaped her lips:

[...And it sounds so dangerous...Idiot...]

Jiang Ling's fingers tightened slightly as she gripped her phone.

Clearly, the last sentence was what Li Meiyu really wanted to say.

Upon hearing that he had joined the mysterious organization, the first thing that came to mind for Miyu wasn't how mysterious, powerful, or handsome he was.

What she cared about more was the safety of that stinky blond guy. Because of this, her eyes welled up with tears, and she had to turn her head away so her lover wouldn't notice.

Jiang Ling was slightly taken aback, her heart touched, and she smiled with relief:

【Miyu, I'm strong, stronger than anyone else, I won't...】

"Shut up!" Li Meiyu turned around and glared at him as soon as she heard this.

[No flags allowed! Spit them out now! Did you hear me?]

Jiang Ling knew how strong she was, but Li Meiyu did not.

She knew that Jiang Ling was a superhuman who could stop time, and that he was very strong.

But how big is this world? How many powerful superhumans are there? What if? What if there's an ability that perfectly counters him? What if… She didn't dare to think any further.

So she was very worried about Jiang Ling. As soon as she turned her head, tears fell uncontrollably. She then gently tapped her phone screen with her index finger to urge him on.

Hurry up!

Jiang Ling sighed helplessly: "Fine, fine, fine, ptooey, ptooey, I take back what I said."

Jiang Ling sighed. She had only meant to let Mei Yu know she was safe, but instead, she had made Mei Yu worry.

[Hmph~ Miyu wasn't worried about you, it's just... she got a brick in her eye!]

Okay, okay, I got it. I'll probably be home tomorrow night. Take a nice bath and wait for me~

[You stupid, smelly blond guy!]

What now?

[Hmph...would you like to see Miu's...oh, oh shot?]

Jiang Ling: ?

Please, please, do that!

He straightened up instantly, all distracting thoughts vanished, his eyes became incredibly focused, and his Adam's apple bobbed uncontrollably.

On the other side of the screen.

Li Meiyu's fair cheeks flushed pink. She adjusted the position of her phone and gently unbuttoned her pajamas...

Jiang Ling held her breath, her eyes fixed on the phone screen.

however.

She snapped the button back on quickly.

[Idiot! Hmph, I'm not showing you! You didn't even tell me about joining this mysterious organization! Hmph~ No way!]

Jiang Ling: ……

[You idiot, Miu! You dare to play me for a fool~ Just wait until tomorrow night...]

【Miyu is waiting for you.】

【Um? 】

[Nothing! I'm done, you idiot, you smelly blondie~ Hehehe!]

Li Meiyu's cheeks flushed, and after making a cute face, she quickly hung up the call.

Jiang Ling stared at the darkened screen for a long while, then shook her head and chuckled.

The softest part of my heart was filled with a warm and overflowing emotion.

He couldn't help but sigh.

Is this what it feels like to be cared for by someone you like?

so good……

[Ding-dong~]

Suddenly, Li Meiyu sent a quick photo, and the outline looked somewhat similar...

Jiang Ling swallowed hard and immediately clicked on it.

Instead of the expected Fu and Xing Tian, ​​there were only three strawberry-patterned bandages on the ground...

Jiang Ling: ……

However, Li Meiyu sent a voice message, accompanied by her unique, coquettish moan:

Hmph~ Tomorrow night... this is my OOTD (Outfit of the Day)~

Come back soon, and enjoy the beauty of Miyu...

Jiang Ling silently saved her voice message, closed her eyes, and clasped her hands together:

"Above all that, my dearest Miu-chan, I will love you for a lifetime!"