Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

Jiang Ling turned around instinctively and couldn't help but exclaim in surprise, "Holy crap, it's the white-haired Taoist robe loli!"

The person who came was fully deserving of this precise and amazing title.

She was a petite girl, who looked to be only a little over 1.4 meters tall.

What is most striking is her long, pure, and flawless silver-white hair, which is not dyed but naturally snow-white, making her skin tone even more radiant.

She wore a finely crafted, snow-white Taoist robe, its flowing fabric giving her an air of otherworldly elegance.

Her Taoist robe was embroidered with cloud and crane patterns in silver thread, which shimmered slightly with her steps.

What's most unforgettable about her is her eyes.

The pupils are not a common color, but a rare, translucent pinkish-white.

Like the faint glow of dawn after a winter snowfall, reflected on the ice crystals.

Clear, cold, and carrying an inhuman detachment and nobility.

Her whole being was like a jade statue that had descended from a thousand-year-old snow mountain, so beautiful it seemed unreal, yet so cold that people dared not approach her.

Song Ruyu.

As her name suggests, she is as pure as jade and as aloof as snow.

Truly, her fair face surpasses the whitest snow, and her snow-white skin is as smooth as jade.

Jiang Ling felt a rare moment of inspiration for poetry.

The poem that popped into my head must be comparable to Wang Wei's, right?

At least that's what he thinks.

Song Ruyu's pink and white eyes swept coldly over Jiang Ling, lingering for a moment, especially on his striking blond hair.

Then, a mocking sneer, utterly incongruous with her demeanor, curled at the corner of her lips:

"Where did these bugs come from? Is this the superhuman you forced in, Uncle Qingshan? Is he some kind of punk rocker?"

The voice was crisp and clear, like ice and jade striking each other, but the content was incredibly sarcastic.

Koizumi Aoyama, clearly accustomed to her style, nodded and said, "Yes, Miss Song. His name is Jiang Ling. Although the information about his combat strength is somewhat vague, I assess that his actual combat ability is sufficient to reach the S-rank level, therefore..."

Song Ruyu stared at the blond hair on his head, thought for a moment, and then casually pouted as if naming a pet.

"Big Yellow, your code name is Big Yellow, suck suck suck—"

She even made sounds like she was teasing a puppy.

Her voice was clear and crisp, like ice and jade striking each other, but her tongue was incredibly sharp.

Jiang Ling: ...?

There were faint blue veins throbbing on his forehead.

Hey, you stinky white-haired bastard, don't think you can do whatever you want just because you're good-looking!

Even if you're an extremely rare white-haired loli, if you piss me off, I won't hold back!

"Heh, really?"

Jiang Ling stood up and looked down at the white-haired loli who was a little over 1.4 meters tall and as noble as an iceberg snow lotus.

He deliberately gave a mocking smile, using the other person's own methods against him, and said sarcastically:

"So, following this logic, your codename is 'Little White'? Miss Song, codename 'Little White,' do you know how to turn into cotton candy? Or are you good at catching little chicks...?"

Song Ruyu's pink and white eyes suddenly turned cold!

The temperature in the office seemed to drop several degrees instantly.

Without any warning, her petite figure swayed like a ghost, her snow-white Taoist robe barely stirring the wind, and she was already close to Jiang Ling!

A small, delicate, and seemingly boneless jade-like hand silently and swiftly struck Jiang Ling's chest. Even before the palm arrived, a chilling aura, sharp as needles and containing a cracking force, already penetrated his body!

"Yang Style Tai Chi Chuan - Collapse!"

What appears to be a light and effortless palm strike actually contains the pinnacle of internal martial arts power, enough to shatter stone tablets and split rocks!

Jiang Ling subconsciously pulled away.

At the same time, sinking the waist and sitting in a horse stance is also a starting posture in Tai Chi, but it is a completely different style - "Chen Style Tai Chi - Grasping the Sparrow's Tail".

Transform your palm into a circle, and meet that small but dangerous hand.

bump!

A dull, unusually muffled impact rang out in the office.

The air seemed to vibrate at the point where their palms struck.

After all, it was only the initial stage of Chen-style Tai Chi, and it could not defeat the opponent's peak Yang-style Tai Chi.

Fortunately, Jiang Ling made a miraculous effort and managed to withstand her attack.

At the same time, this pair of palms gave Jiang Ling a flash of inspiration, and she remembered the identity of the person in front of her.

Song Ruyu, the eldest daughter of the Song family in the capital, the most aloof ice queen, a top-tier S-class superhuman, the chief senior sister of the Zhengyi Sect, a grandmaster of Yang-style Tai Chi, and one of the top three superhumans on the Great Xia Dynasty's superhuman ranking list...

What's even more terrifying is her hidden skill.

What she publicly demonstrates is the rare "instant physical healing," but her true trump card is the "divine rewind" that involves the realm of time—the ability to rewind a local spacetime within her own perception range to a state six seconds earlier!

Furthermore, the cooldown time for this hidden skill is also only six seconds!

What does this mean?

This means she has almost one save/load opportunity every six seconds!

As long as she is not completely annihilated in an instant, she can keep going back in time to find the optimal solution and remain invincible!

If you had to describe her in one word, it would be "arrogant and strong."

Among them, "arrogance" is not the arrogance of being proud and arrogant, but rather the arrogance of Feng Aotian, which is the ultimate arrogance of regarding all living beings as ants and looking down on everything.

And he is truly strong; his ability to manipulate time is practically a bug-level existence in the world of supernatural beings!

A white-haired loli with this level of strength is extremely rare, perhaps even a ten or nine out of ten.

Unexpectedly, the assistant I casually summoned to cooperate with the operation was able to withstand my palm strike, which contained explosive force, without retreating even half a step.

A fleeting look of surprise crossed Song Ruyu's fair and pink eyes.

But this surprise was instantly overshadowed by an even stronger sense of pride.

"At full strength, he can have one-tenth of my power."

Her snow-white Taoist robe was spotless, and her tone was calm yet carried an overwhelming sense of superiority: "You do have some reason to be proud."

She slightly raised her beautifully shaped chin:

"But compared to me—the pinnacle of life, the answer to Earth—your strength is ultimately far too weak."

"Poor and weak, poor and weak!"

Jiang Ling: ……

He suddenly turned his palm into a fist, clenched his fingers, and grasped Song Ruyu's fair and delicate hand, which she hadn't had time to fully retract.

However, it must be said that her little hands were quite soft—soft and boneless, cool and delicate, like the finest mutton fat jade.

"Xiao Bai, aren't you being a little too arrogant?" Jiang Ling drawled, gently rubbing the back of the other person's hand with her thumb.

"Hmm?" Song Ruyu's eyes turned cold. She raised her smooth chin and said in a cold voice:

"Heh, you take the opportunity when I offer you a way out, you accept the face I give you!"

"Let go."

The two words carried an unquestionable, commanding tone.

Jiang Ling: "Are you teaching me how to do things?"

"Let go!" Song Ruyu's voice was even colder, and the surrounding air seemed to freeze over.

"Wait a minute, you're all teammates... Let's get along, let's get along..."

Seeing that the situation was about to escalate, Koizumi Aoyama rushed over to smooth things over.

He stepped between the two, turned his head towards Jiang Ling, and whispered rapidly in his ear:

"Xiao Ling, she's a girl, can you be a little more accommodating? Besides... she's ridiculously strong... tonight's mission is, you're the support, she's the main attacker... the big picture is important, the big picture is important!"

Wow, does that mean newcomers can only grovel before veterans?

Jiang Ling really wanted to say—he would never kneel down and lick the toes of the arrogant white-haired Feng Aotian.

"Consider it a favor I owe you, okay? If you do anything wrong, as long as it's not too outrageous... I'll definitely take care of it for you..."

♫ Accidentally entered the Heavenly Palace~ Advise me to put down the sand in my hand...♫

Well, nothing is absolute...

Enough, enough, I'll take a step back and pour some cold water on things...

However, just as Jiang Ling was about to let go...

Song Ruyu's pinkish-white eyes narrowed slightly, and the mocking smile at the corner of her mouth became even more pronounced. She said:

"Okay, okay, okay."

"Looks like you really want to mess with me, you won't admit it until you see the coffin."

She turned to Koizumi Aoyama, her tone returning to its usual aloof indifference:

"Uncle Qingshan, may I use your office for a moment? Any losses incurred can be charged to my account, and I can settle the accounts with my aunt."

Koizumi Aoyama:…

Seeing that Song Ruyu showed no sign of backing down.

He reluctantly packed up the important documents and photos of his wife and daughter and left.

The six members of the Heavenly Wall Clan, who were like shadows, bowed silently and withdrew one by one.

They thoughtfully closed the heavy office door, and one of the team members gave Jiang Ling a deep look before leaving.

Jiang Ling didn't care. With his ability to stop time, he was not invincible, but he was one of the top beings in the world of supernatural beings. There were very few people who could defeat him.

—Of course, if the opponent is an ordinary person carrying a single-soldier tactical nuclear weapon, he will admit that he really can't beat them... I'm so glad I did.

Seeing that all the bystanders had left, Song Ruyu became even more elegant and composed.

She gently straightened the cuffs of her snow-white Taoist robe, clasped her hands together, and performed a traditional martial arts salute.

The wide sleeves of the robe slid down to the elbows, revealing a section of forearm that was as white as snow and had smooth lines.

"Song Ruyu, courtesy name Xuelian, is the chief disciple of the Zhengyi sect of Longhu Mountain, the only true inheritor of Yang-style Tai Chi, and an S-level Yuanxiang Envoy of the 749th Bureau of the Great Xia Dynasty. May I ask who you are?"

Her pale pink eyes stared coldly at Jiang Ling, her tone flat, yet carrying an innate arrogance that looked down upon all living beings:

"May I ask who you are?"

Jiang Ling thought for a moment, then assumed the squatting posture of Ip Man and said:

"Jiang Ling, also known as Huang Mao, is an ordinary person who wants to become a Kamen Rider out of interest."

[Beep! Detection indicates the host is currently clashing with the strongest female lead!]

[Super Options Enabled!!!]

Option 1: We can't beat Run.

[Synopsis: Faced with a powerful being capable of time reversal, even though you, being a time-based being, possess some resistance, you still chose to beg for mercy—from then on, you no longer deserve the title of "Emperor of Time."]

[Reward: Shared Gloves (When the gloves are held by another superhuman, you will also gain their abilities)]

Option Two: The Sin of Pride

[Synopsis: In front of her, he responded to her arrogance with the utmost arrogance, allowing her to beat him.]

[Reward: Talent - Arrogant One (When you stand still, you gain the "Vector Reflection" effect throughout your body, but you are not immune to soul attacks)]

Option 3: The oppressive power of the Emperor of Time

[Synopsis: Unleash your true power as a "time-manipulator"! Use time to pause, and in the brief moment when she can't resist, touch her like petting a pet, and expose her biggest secret to her face.]

[Reward: Special Equipment - Obedience Wreath (Decorative item; wearing it on the head will make the other person obey commands, but cannot alter their will)]

[Note: The other party is a time-manipulating being with a certain degree of resistance to time stop, allowing them to retain consciousness during a time stop. Similarly, the host can also retain memories from before the time reversal.]

Ok.

Option one is absolutely impossible—he said he would never kneel down to lick the toes of a white-haired loli.

Similarly, option two is also impossible.

He arrogantly performed in front of her... or rather, in front of Koizumi Aoyama and the Tengaki clan who were secretly watching from outside.

Even an emperor couldn't do something so shameful, baa baa!

Since that's the case—it can only be three.

"Let us make this oath here!" Song Ruyu spoke in a style reminiscent of Nalan Yanran's haughty demeanor.

"If I win, you'll be my dog, and you can call yourself Big Yellow."

"If you win, I'll be your dog, and I'll call myself Xiaobai."

She tilted her head slightly, her long, snow-white hair cascading over her shoulders, but her words were filled with arrogance:

"how?"

"Of course, if you're scared, you can make a three- to five-year agreement, but by then, I'll be a hundred times stronger than I am now!"

As she spoke, she crossed her arms and her eyes shone with undisguised confidence, like a queen from a certain mountain town, radiating brilliance and exuding arrogance.

"Okay, no problem," Jiang Ling said, forcing a smile.

Jiang Ling: („• ֊ •„)੭

You came to this place yourself, little newbie.

P.S.: Guess what the next chapter will be called?