Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

PS: This work is purely male-oriented, set in a fictional world. The protagonist is neither a scumbag nor a sycophant, and he's very cute.

All the loli-like female protagonists in the story are adults and have entered university. The author has enabled the illustration function, and everyone is welcome to use AI illustrations. The chapters featuring female characters are marked. Whether they suit your taste is up to you to decide!

Dr. Zombie King: Time to collect your brains~

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"I'm clearly a pure love god of war, so why did I transmigrate into an underworld game?"

"And it even replaced the blond protagonist with the same name who had robbed a hundred girls in the game, absorbing all of his memories?"

"Incredible!"

The rooftop of the teaching building at Shilu University.

A blond man wearing a white bodysuit and black joggers is smoking an Alpenliebe lollipop.

His gaze fell on the running track below.

Class B is having a PE class. The girls are having a physical fitness test, and they've all changed into short-sleeved shirts and shorts that accentuate their figures.

In the sunlight, their arms and legs gleamed with a dazzling white light.

Jiang Ling frowned.

I'm completely baffled by Sister Qi.

Two hours ago.

As the moderator of the Pure Love Harem forum, he obtained the only closed beta test qualification and is currently testing a harem-themed eroge called "Heroine Rescue Center" for his forum members.

He endured the nausea and finished the entire main storyline; he almost punched the monitor through.

It's simply because the plot is so disgusting.

The villain is a blond guy in a tight-fitting suit, a common trope in doujinshi (fan-made comics) stories.

He "married" hundreds of female protagonists.

The final cutscene was a picture of a hundred people being killed.

Moreover, the eight female protagonists with the most storylines are all legally loli (young girls).

Damn it, is this something a human could come up with?

What's even more disgusting is the author's world setting: this is a world where pure love stories are constantly surrounded by NTR characters.

Its Heavenly Dao is named—Niu Niu Heavenly Dao!

Jiang Ling: Author, what you love is your life (smiles and gives the middle finger).

Then, after pushing for 88 consecutive hours, he suddenly went black.

When he opened his eyes again, he found himself transported into the world of the blond-haired character in the game.

Jiang Ling pulled out the lollipop stick and stood up.

He was a full 1.9 meters tall, and although he looked the same, his eyes were more aggressive than the original owner's.

Like many of his predecessors who transmigrated, he also had a cheat code for transmigrating—a system.

[System loading... 99%]

As for what kind of system it is, Jiang Ling doesn't know for the time being.

A system that can load for more than half an hour can't be too bad.

His stomach protested; he hadn't eaten for eighty-eight hours.

"Since things have come to this, let's eat first."

Jiang Ling rubbed her rumbling stomach and took out her wallet to take a look.

Well, there are only three five-hundred coins and some loose change.

According to the plot, the original owner's family was not poor.

The gangster father had his limbs chopped off and sank into Tokyo Bay; the delinquent mother absconded with money to a male escort; the only guardian, the uncle, was addicted to gambling; and he himself owed 200,000 yen in student loans from Ishizuki University…

This family truly has a bright future.

Fortunately, he is able-bodied and capable of helping his juniors and seniors.

They usually make a living by collecting protection money.

Recalling the Heavenly Dao's setting again, Jiang Ling felt a toothache. She had finally managed to transmigrate once, only to lose so completely.

"With Niu Niu Tian Dao around, even if you can't date, it's still pretty good to just play games and be a single otaku."

The anime and gaming industry is very developed in this world. If you really can't resist, just buy a doll, preferably a white-haired loli type like Sora...

"You can't possibly get bullied just for playing with a doll, can you?"

Thinking this, Jiang Ling sighed, put her hands in her pockets, and walked downstairs.

As I passed the second floor, I heard a very annoying sound coming from the corner of the stairs.

"You bunch of trash, you think you can lay a hand on Miu?"

"Did you see the little round ball in Miu's hand?"

"If Miyu just pulls the rope lightly, the police will come and arrest all of you parasites!"

"If you don't want Miu to play the gong, you'd better kneel down and kowtow to me to apologize!"

"You bunch of parasites! You worthless trash!"

That voice...could it be her?

A foul-mouthed twin-tailed loli girl—Li Meiyu—came to mind.

Blanching is a common practice involving various ingredients.

One of the eight legal loli heroines, a tsundere little brat commonly seen in the adult entertainment world, who talks a lot about trivial matters.

As the daughter of a board member, she was spoiled from a young age, outspoken, and particularly fond of meddling in other people's business, often resorting to verbal abuse at the slightest disagreement.

She's incredibly beautiful, and when she says "Hmph~" she's both delicate and adorable, like a soft and sweet little cake. She's also a recognized campus beauty and goddess, with many admirers.

In the end, he was naturally transformed into ■■■■.

In the original storyline, Miu stood up for her best friend.

I arranged to meet up with those thugs who kept harassing my best friend with text messages.

They used photos and videos to document how they forced themselves into a corner of the stairs.

Then, using a buzzer, she threatened the group to leave, and said that if they dared to harass her best friend again, she would send the video to the police to report them for indecent assault.

Everything was going very smoothly until something unexpected happened.

He crushed the buzzer with incredible wrist strength and shattered the camera.

Then, he cornered Miyu against the wall and used his magical ability to turn the little girl into Puff Teacher.

"Let's go. Anyway, Li Meiyu won't get into any trouble. I don't even know if they've sold out of fried noodles yet."

Just as Jiang Ling was about to leave, a sudden change occurred.

"Hey...you guys don't believe me? I really can poop~"

The sounds coming from the corner of the stairs clearly indicated a hint of panic.

"Um?"

Jiang Ling stopped and frowned.

Three people with Kansai accents came from the corner of the stairs.

"Hehehe, go ahead and pull it~ Anyway, three years of blood money and a death sentence is not a loss."

"That's right, that's right! I'd die happy to have a girl like Miyu!"

"Hehe, and you'll be forced to transfer schools, so you'll never see Kexin again~"

"Don't come any closer! I've pooped!"

click-

"Huh? Hahaha—you brat, out of power, huh?"

"How stupid of me to forget to charge it."

"Looks like you belong to us today, boss! You get to enjoy the first time..."

"Eh...how could this be? No! Waaah...don't come any closer."

Jiang Ling's eyes widened, and she almost choked on her own saliva.

What's going on? Are the world lines converging?

If I'm not awesome, will someone else be awesome?

Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?!

All the rapists and minotaurs, die!

The old, pure-hearted god of war took a step forward, charging into the stairwell corner with the fury of a king descending from the sky.

The three traffic light enthusiasts were completely taken aback, never expecting a 1.9-meter-tall Cheng Yaojin to suddenly appear.

"Wait! We can let you go first—" Red Hair exclaimed.

"Damn it, all those minotaurs who force lolis to offer their bodies should die!"

Wow! Explode! Explode! Explode!

It felt like a fist carrying a million magnetic fields slammed into the red-haired man's nose.

They knocked one of his teeth out.

He felt as if he had been hit by an anti-aircraft gun, spinning several times in the air before crashing heavily into the wall.

Green Hair and Yellow Hair were dumbfounded.

Is this even human? Can a single punch send someone flying?

He's practically Makoto Kyogoku from Detective Conan and Yujiro Yujiro from Baki!

You should wear red underwear to America's Superman cosplay event.

Instead of living on the same campus as us!

"Get lost!" Jiang Ling waved his fist, his eyes filled with murderous intent.

The blond and green-haired men bowed and scraped, then grabbed the red-haired man from the wall and ran off in a flash.

"Alright, leave now and don't have any contact with Li Meiyu."

"It would be very troublesome if I got entangled with her, and besides, I have no means to resist the Minotaur's Heavenly Dao consciousness. What if I accidentally spark a connection with her... and get bullied?"

"Hey! Wait a minute!" came Miyu's childish voice from behind.

"Idiot! Didn't you hear me say 'wait'?"

"You little punk! If you leave now, I'll call the police and say you molested me!"

What an ungrateful little brat! She's infuriating!

Jiang Ling put her hands in her pockets and quickly left.

suddenly.

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have been bound to the Galgame God-Chosen System!]

[Female lead: Li Meiyu detected nearby; key event point detected—optional mission issued!]

Option 1: Leave now.

[Synopsis: Three days later, Miu was confronted by thugs at her door.]

[Reward: 100,000 to 300,000 yen in cash.]

Option 2: Stay and teach Miu.

[Synopsis: Teaching Miu how to protect herself (one hour), he gets scolded by Miu for being "too paternalistic".]

[Reward: Random white short socks x1]

Option 3: "The Evil blond guy"

[Summary: I punched a little brat in the stomach until she knelt down, then added her on LINE.]

[Reward: Skill lottery chance x1]

Ps:

Worldview: A world of martial arts (and magic).

Subsequent female characters will include, but are not limited to (all of whom are adults): a little devil, a cute and cuddly loli, a loli mother, an aloof loli, a genius loli, a hacker loli, a shrine maiden loli, a nun loli, an onmyoji loli, a demon loli, a Taoist loli...

This is a purely fictional urban novel; it will not switch to cultivation mode midway through and will not affect any aspect of reality.

This outline has been revised; please take note.

At the same time, most of the female protagonists in this book are lolis, but there are also a few young girls and mature women.

So even if you're not a lolicon, you can still enjoy watching it.

Hey everyone, could you add a bookshelf? Also, please don't support books by new or unknown authors, they might die if the data isn't good (crying).

And...Ciallo～(∠・ω＜ )⌒☆