Rural Romantic Life

The moment Lu Yang uttered those words, the scene fell silent.

Then a burst of laughter erupted: "Haha...this is hilarious! Someone actually dares to threaten the three of us!"

"Haha... I find it funny too. Did this farmer get his head caught in a door? Is something wrong with him?"

"Hey little peasant, you expect us to kneel down and slap ourselves while begging for mercy? Do you think you have the right to make us do that?"

Dao Ge, Gu Feng, and Brother Jiang were taken aback when they heard Lu Yang's words, before realizing that he was referring to them.

This immediately made them find it particularly funny, wondering if Lu Yang, this little farmer, had lost his mind. Otherwise, how could he have said such a hilarious joke?

Lu Yang looked at the three of them, his face expressionless, and said, "Is what I said so funny?"

Seeing Lu Yang's genuine demeanor, Gu Feng flew into a rage and roared, "I said, you little peasant, stop pretending!"

"I'll show you right now what happens when you try to act tough in front of us!"

That's all!

Gu Feng raised his hand and viciously slapped Lu Yang's handsome cheek.

Snapped!

However, the result was completely unexpected.

Before his slap could land on the other person, his vision blurred first, and then Lu Yang delivered a powerful blow to his left cheek, sending him tumbling to the ground.

The opponent was thrown so hard that he looked like a dog eating food, looking disheveled and miserable!

Gu Feng, clutching his cheek that was rapidly swelling into half a pig's head, scrambled to his feet and roared angrily, "You little peasant, you're fucking asking for death! How dare you lay a hand on me!"

"Brother Dao, Brother Jiang, what are you two standing there for? Join me and let's deal with this peasant first before we talk about anything else!"

Dao Ge and Jiang Xiong were both somewhat dumbfounded by what they saw.

Unexpectedly, Lu Yang, this humble farmer, managed to strike first and deliver a devastating blow to Gu Feng.

Reminded by Gu Feng, the two reacted quickly and pounced on Lu Yang together with their opponent.

Gu Feng was the first to pounce. He felt that he must have been careless to get beaten so badly by the peasant. Now he had to take revenge and show the other party how powerful he was.

He's trained in Taekwondo, and one or two ordinary people are no match for him.

The small farmer in front of us is certainly not one of them!

Snapped!

However, the faster he lunged out, the faster he flew back.

Before he could even get close to Lu Yang, Lu Yang slapped his right cheek with a powerful blow, sending him flying backward like a scarecrow.

Snapped!

Snapped!

Lu Yang raised his hand and slashed out two more large, viciously yanked out his penis.

Dao Ge and Jiang Xiong, who had just rushed forward one after the other, were both slapped by him and sent flying backward.

The three of them finally collapsed onto each other like a human pyramid.

Gu Feng screamed in pain as the blows landed on him again: "Ouch! Brother Dao... Brother Jiang... why didn't you two kill that little farmer? Why did you come and hit me?"

Somewhat confused, Gu Feng started rambling incoherently.

Dao Ge and Jiang Xiong were also furious. They didn't want to do it either, but they had no choice!

Lu Yang walked up to the three men, coldly staring at them, and said, "Now I'm giving you three one last chance. If you don't do as I say, you'll end up like this stone!"

"I don't believe your arms and legs are harder than this rock!"

Rumble!

As soon as Lu Yang finished speaking, he clenched his fist and casually punched a rock the size of a washbasin next to him.

The stone shattered into pieces instantly.

Seeing such a huge rock being casually smashed into stone fragments by Lu Yang's mortal fist, the three of them were immediately startled.

Only then did they realize that Lu Yang, this seemingly ordinary farmer, was not someone they could bully at will; he was actually a highly skilled martial artist!

Only a true martial arts expert can actually shatter stone with a single punch.

They felt that their arms and legs could not possibly be harder than stone, and they quickly knelt down at Lu Yang's feet, slapping their own cheeks while shouting that they were useless.

After two hundred slaps, the three men's cheeks swelled up into real pig heads.

Blood was constantly gushing from his seven orifices, truly a pitiful sight!

Seeing this, Lu Yang sneered, "Why aren't you kneeling down at Qianqian's feet to repent and beg for forgiveness?"

Upon hearing this, the three scrambled to Liu Qianqian's feet, knelt down, and begged for mercy: "Grandma, please, forgive us this once!"

"I was blind and didn't recognize you, you just treated me like a fart and let me go!"

"Please, little auntie!"

The three men begged for mercy while kowtowing repeatedly.

Liu Qianqian was also somewhat shocked to see this.

Unexpectedly, Lu Yang's skills are so good that none of the three of them are a match for him. Moreover, most importantly, he just smashed a rock into pieces with a single punch.

She looked at the three men at her feet with utter disgust, and dismissed them with a wave of her hand, as if shooing away three greenbottle flies in a latrine: "Get out!"

"Don't let me see the three of you again, or I'll make sure Xiao Yang gives you a chance to behave!"

Upon hearing this, the three of them felt as if they were hearing celestial music.

They were all moved to tears of gratitude, then tucked their tails between their legs, quickly got into the car, and sped away.

After the three left, Liu Qianqian said with some worry, "Xiaoyang, will these three seek revenge on us later?"

Lu Yang scoffed, "Those three pieces of trash, thinking they can get revenge on us? They'll be back in their next life. Don't worry, if they try to get revenge on you again, just call me and I'll teach them a lesson!"

Thinking of Lu Yang's terrifying skills, Liu Qianqian asked with great curiosity, "Xiao Yang, not only are your medical skills amazing, but your fighting skills are also so incredible!"

"Can you tell me where you learned your medical skills and physical abilities?"

Lu Yang casually replied, "When I was in college, I met a strange old man, and he taught me all of this!"

Liu Qianqian suddenly asked, "Xiaoyang, your acupuncture skills are so amazing, can I learn from you?"

Lu Yang was caught off guard and asked, "Didn't you study Western medicine in college? Why do you want to learn acupuncture now?"

Liu Qianqian explained, "I studied Western medicine quite well in college, but I also developed a considerable interest in Traditional Chinese Medicine during that time!"

"Especially after witnessing your miraculous acupuncture skills, I want to learn them so that I can help more villagers solve their difficult and complicated diseases in the future!"