Rural Romantic Life

"Push harder, push harder now..."

"Bang bang bang..."

The wooden plank bed creaked a few times before abruptly stopping, like a wilted eggplant.

The clothes were scattered on the floor, along with used, worn-out, yellowish-brown toilet paper...

She wore a black mini-skirt and black stockings, and had a pair of sexy and alluring long legs.

She has a curvaceous figure and fair skin like mutton fat jade.

Her face resembled the delicate pink peach blossoms of Peach Blossom Village; she was an incredibly beautiful woman, her blush still lingering.

The same resentment also arose.

Suddenly, in a fit of rage, she kicked a man who was lying on the bed like a dead dog hard off the bed.

He then complained, "Li Ergou, are you even a man?"

"Why am I so unlucky in this life, ending up with someone as good-for-nothing as you... I've had enough of this kind of life, let's get a divorce!"

Upon hearing this, Li Ergou, a burly man with a simple and honest face, got up from the ground.

With a somewhat ashamed expression, she explained, "Yulan, I was tired from working all day and I didn't have any energy!"

"Let me drink a bottle of peach blossom wine now, I guarantee it'll make you fly..."

"Pooh!"

Hearing this, Liu Yulan became even angrier and spat out contemptuously, "Li Ergou, you're useless, that's all! Stop spouting nonsense!"

"When have you ever not done this in a flash, and when have you ever not lied to me like this?"

"Are you thinking of getting drunk and just sleeping it off?"

Li Ergou, his ulterior motives exposed by his beautiful wife Liu Yulan, awkwardly scratched his head and said somewhat obsequiously, "Yulan, don't be angry!"

"Since I can't do it, can I find someone more capable for you?"

As he spoke, Li Ergou hurriedly ran out of the house, and a moment later returned with a basket full of vegetables. He handed it to Liu Yulan with a grin and said, "Yulan, is this alright?"

"Just bear with it, I won't be jealous!"

Li Ergou said this out of desperation.

Who told him that after being bitten by a dog when he was young, his assets became more for show than practical use?

And they won't even have any descendants!

Upon seeing this, Liu Yulan rolled her eyes at Li Ergou, but still honestly made do with it.

At first, I was a little embarrassed, but after a few times, I became more and more obsessed with it.

After all, Liu Yulan was only twenty-five or twenty-six years old, which is the time in a woman's life when she needs to be cherished the most.

It took a long time...

Liu Yulan suddenly spoke again in a low voice, "Li Ergou, although there's a solution to this matter, what do you plan to do about the child?"

"You can't expect us to grow old without any descendants to care for us in our old age, can you?"

Li Ergou was most afraid of Liu Yulan bringing up the child, and he knew that what she said was true.

There was a childless, elderly person in their village who received government assistance but died of illness in bed without anyone knowing. His death was truly tragic.

Li Ergou remained silent for a long time, and then inexplicably recalled the scene that afternoon when he went to bathe in the Peach Blossom River with Lu Yang, the village idiot, on a hot day.

He couldn't believe it; a fool, dressed and looking thin.

When he took off his clothes, his entire body was as muscular as a calf.

What made him even more envious and ashamed was...

A fool's capital is many times greater than his.

It was comparable to the sturdy donkey at Aunt Zhang's house.

Seeing that Li Ergou remained silent, Liu Yulan said coquettishly, "Li Ergou, say something!"

"Do you think I won't divorce you just because you're not saying anything?"

Seeing that Liu Yulan was really serious about divorcing him, Li Ergou panicked.

He kept thinking of ideas, but he dared not actually divorce Liu Yulan.

They're divorced. With a useless person like him, what woman would still want him?

He couldn't possibly stand by and watch his beautiful wife be taken advantage of by some strange man.

The word "child" kept swirling in Li Ergou's mind. Suddenly, he remembered the legend of the Peach Blossom Village's "gangster" system.

He couldn't help but look embarrassed, scratching his head as he tentatively asked Liu Yulan, "Yulan, isn't wanting a child simple?"

"Then I'll find you a real one right now!"

"Use it freely, and you won't have any worries whatsoever!"

"Most importantly, he can give us a child of our own!"

Upon hearing this, Liu Yulan exclaimed in surprise, "Li Ergou, what's wrong with you? Do you want me to go find other men?"

Which wild man in Peach Blossom Village could possibly catch Liu Yulan's eye?

If I were to find someone, he would have to be strong, tall, and handsome, someone I would find attractive.

Li Ergou explained, "Yulan, I'm not telling you to find other men, and I know you wouldn't consider them!"

"I mean, we can look for Silly Xiaoyang!"

"You know Silly Xiaoyang, even though he's an idiot now, he used to be the most handsome young man in our Peach Blossom Village. He even got into a prestigious university—a true high achiever!"

"And he's tall and handsome!"

Li Ergou suddenly leaned close to Liu Yulan's ear and whispered with a mysterious smile, "Yulan, let me tell you, don't underestimate Sha Xiaoyang just because he's an idiot. He's got the assets to rival Aunt Zhang's donkey!"

"Also, Xiao Yang is an idiot. He'll never tell anyone about helping you with your needs and having a child, and even if he did, no one would believe you!"

"Fools are good, fools are wonderful, fools have no worries in the future!"

Li Ergou rubbed his hands together and said, "Yulan, are you satisfied with the real person I found for you?"

"If you're satisfied, then get ready, and I'll take you to find Silly Xiaoyang in a bit!"

When Liu Yulan heard Lu Yang compare Zhang's donkey, her heart was inexplicably struck hard, and her heart began to pound wildly.

A blush inexplicably appeared on her face.

She was truly tempted.

However, she felt that doing this would be unfair to the fool Lu Yang, and she was also somewhat embarrassed.

Li Ergou understands his woman best. When he notices a blush appearing on her pretty face, he knows that her heart may not be truly moved yet, but her body has already told a lot.

He added fuel to the fire with a tempting promise: "Yulan, don't worry about it being unfair to silly Xiaoyang. He's a fool, and he'll probably have a hard time finding a wife in his entire life!"

"You're doing a good deed, letting a fool get the benefit!"

"And I assure you here!"

"I will continue to treat you well, and I will treat our children well as well as always..."

Li Ergou's words finally dispelled Liu Yulan's doubts, and she nodded somewhat awkwardly, saying, "Honey, then I'll do as you say!"

"We just want a child..."