Douluo Continent: Gourmet Prisoner

Chapter 75 An Emergence of Extraordinary People

Note: This chapter has the author's strong sense of morbid humor, please read with caution. Shi Yu, Zhu Lu and Huo Yutong have gained a lot and are preparing to return to the core area of ​​the Star Dou Great Forest.

So let's turn our attention to the other side.

Let's take a look at Shrek Academy, which is proud of producing the original Shrek Seven Devils, the trinity of Governor Huang.

The Academy of Gods can cease to exist, but it cannot cease to exist.

Do you know why so many inner court students die every year while fighting against evil spirit masters?

The reason is simple: because they were not alive.

Why were the Shrek Seven Devils able to survive? Because they had a way to survive, and it was tough work.

Now let's see what interesting things are happening at this academy of gods.

"Brother, have you heard? There's a senior student with a rather strange hobby. He doesn't like people; he likes spirit beasts."

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"Oh, isn't it normal to like spirit beasts? Wasn't Tang San's ancestor's wife a spirit beast too?"

"No, no, no, this is too abnormal. Tang San's ancestor's wife, Xiao Wu, was a transformed soul beast, while that senior likes real soul beasts."

"Huh? Why is it that I recognize each word you say individually, but I can't understand it when they're put together?"

"When I heard this news, I had the same reaction as you."

"So what kind of spirit beast does this senior like? Some spirit beasts are indeed beautiful or cute, so it's perhaps understandable that he would do such a thing."

"I don't think roasting a whole pig can be associated with beauty and cuteness."

"Oh, you mean roast whole pig? Wait, you said roast whole pig?"

"Yes, he attempted to do something indecent to a thousand-year-old roasted whole pig while exploring the outer edge of the Star Dou Great Forest."

"ah?

"And he succeeded."

"So who is this amazing senior student?"

"It's Xu Sanshi, Senior Xu."

"Isn't he the young master of the Xuanming Sect? Why would he choose to eat a whole roasted pig?"

"I don't know, and this senior's goal is a whole male roast pig."

"Oh my god, where is Senior Xu now?"

"He went back to his sect to recuperate, and we don't know if he's back yet."

"Isn't this just a thousand-year-old roasted whole pig? Senior Xu Sanshi's martial soul is the Xuanming Turtle, and he's also a three-ring Soul Master."

"I heard that he was lying on top of the whole roasted pig without any defense, and the pig's temperature rose rapidly in its extreme anger, causing the senior to suffer severe burns."

"I don't understand, I don't respect it. I feel sorry for the whole roasted pig. What happened to that pig afterward?"

"I heard he committed suicide by running into a tree because he couldn't bear the humiliation."

"What a tragic couple!"

As expected of the God Academy, this is quite ruthless.

Meanwhile, the person being discussed had already returned to Shrek Academy.

Beside him, his best buddy Beibei watched him, his lips twitching uncontrollably.

"Xu Sanshi, what are you thinking? Jiang Nannan didn't accept your advances, so you don't have to act like this."

Xu Sanshi's face, wrapped in bandages, showed no expression. He remained silent for a moment before speaking.

"It has nothing to do with Jiang Nannan."

"If it's okay, then why did you do it?"

"I just thought that since a whole roasted pig heats up when it's angry, I wondered if its internal organs would do the same, so I tried it out. The answer is obvious: it does heat up."

"Can't you use your hands?"

"I need to grab it with my hand."

"Why didn't you just knock it out?"

"Are you stupid? You knocked it out, why would I make it angry and raise its temperature?"

"You're so smart."

"Thank you for the compliment."

"Do you know what people at the academy are saying about you?"

"What did you say?"

"The Knight Riding a Boar"

"Princess Knight? Not a bad title."

"It's a boar."

"What do you mean?"

"Because that whole roasted pig was a male."

"What?! That's a boar!"

"you do not know?"

"How would I know? I don't like soul beasts."

"And what about you?"

"Like I said, I'm doing this for exploration. You know, ingredients can have special cooking methods, right? I was thinking, what if there's a special way to roast a whole pig? So I have to try it."

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Let's shift our focus again; Shrek certainly doesn't have just one superhuman.

A student is arguing with a teacher who is buying ingredients.

"Why is your fish's mouth so wide open? It's not fresh anymore; the academy doesn't need this kind of ingredient."

"What are you talking about! How could I sell you stale fish?" The student was furious upon hearing this.

"I want this fish because it's fresh." The purchasing teacher was also provoked.

"It's fresh, of course it's fresh! If it weren't fresh, would I sell it to the academy? The academy is my second home; would I do anything to harm it?"

"You can say nice things, but tell me why this fish's mouth is so wide open."

"That's because, that's because," the student said, his face turning red with anxiety.

"Why? Just tell me."

"That's because when I was bathing in the river in the Starry Sky Forest, this fish bit my acorn."

"what?"

"I was so angry that I retaliated against it."

"Not only will I not buy your fish, you'll also have to pay me for hearing this!"

The two got into an argument, and a student passing by just shook his head.

Of course, there are also extraordinary people.

Something amazing happened in a dormitory room.

"Bro, what's that smell on you? You smell amazing!"

"It's probably because I've been eating some good ingredients lately, so I smell like those ingredients on me."

"You know, I'm very interested in the owner of this fragrance."

"Brother Jie, what do you mean by this? Do you want to eat that kind of ingredient too?"

"Let me see if your ingredients are normal!"

"No! Brother Jie! No! Don't touch the ingredients I hid!"

"Be good, let me see the treasured ingredients you hid. Oh, it's mini chocolate bars."

"Brother Jie, don't touch my chocolate bar!"

"Haha, let me show you your brother Jie's hidden Jinbaqiang chocolate bars!"

"Hey Jay, how come your Jinbaqiang chocolate bar is smaller than my mini chocolate bar?"

"Damn it, it must be from eating that ingredient I shouldn't have eaten that made my Jinbaqiang chocolate bar shrink!"

"Brother Jie, you smell so good! Did you secretly hide some ingredients?"

"Don't come any closer! Don't get near my mouth!"

"Brother Jie, even small chocolates are delicious!"

"Don't you dare touch my Mantis Egg Chocolate Bar!"

"Hehehe, Brother Jie, get ready! Chocolate bar attack!"

"Damn it!"

"I don't feel anything."

Upon hearing this, grief overwhelmed them, and the two looked at each other, then embraced and wept.

They are too weak, both of them are too weak, they have no power.

What a tragic couple!

Tang Ya and Jiang Nannan looked at each other in bewilderment upon hearing these events.

They wanted to return to the Star Dou Great Forest. Even Shi Yu, the greatest deity in the Star Dou Great Forest, seemed human compared to them.

Starry Sky Forest, we miss you; Shi Yu, we miss you.

Shi Yu, far away in the Star Dou Great Forest, sneezed.

He muttered to himself, "Who's cursing me again?"

As expected of Shrek Academy, the number one academy in Douluo Continent, it truly produces many extraordinary individuals.