Douluo Continent: Starting from Killing Arou with a Single Sword.

Chapter 36 Funny

From now on, regardless of life or death, Ma Hongjun will avenge that kick. As for Tang San, two kinds of people can't sleep in the same bed. Sooner or later, he will make those two siblings pay the price.

"Alright, Fatty," Dai Mubai patted his shoulder, then looked at Ning Mumu gratefully. "What happened just now was indeed Xiao Wu's fault, but it's a serious matter. Let's wait for the dean to come back before we deal with it."

"Okay," Ma Hongjun agreed. He was more looking forward to torturing Xiao Wu later than letting the Spirit Hall judge her. This fool, how could she not suffer a little?

"Alright, it's about time. Luo Luo and I are going to prepare for our two-on-two Soul Battle. We won't keep you company any longer," Ning Mumu explained, leading Ning Luo Luo straight back to the spectator area. The others didn't want to get involved and didn't linger. Ma Hongjun was the last to leave; he glared at Xiao Wu but said nothing.

Now, only Xiao Wu and Tang San remained. The commotion they had caused had drawn attention, and many people in the audience were pointing and whispering about them. Xiao Wu felt embarrassed; she lowered her head, twisting her fingers, unsure whether she was regretting it or feeling wronged.

"Xiao Wu," Tang San pulled her to a secluded spot, "What's wrong with you lately? You've completely lost your composure. Do you know, Ma Hongjun almost died just now!"

Tang San was no longer the gentle man he once was. He looked at Xiao Wu with exasperation, wishing he could pry open her head to see what was inside.

"I know!" Xiao Wu looked up, dissatisfied. "Third Brother, I did it all for you! If it weren't for you, I would have remained unconscious! None of what happened later would have occurred!"

"Are you saying it's my fault? What did it have to do with me?" Tang San asked, puzzled. "You were the one who pretended to faint. I was so worried about you, I almost got into a fight with them! I did it all for you!"

"For me? Heh," Xiao Wu's eyes filled with tears, "You didn't do it for me at all, Tang San, you liar!" The more Xiao Wu thought about it, the more aggrieved she felt. She ignored Tang San and ran out by herself.

"Oh-"

In the spectator area, Ning Mumu suddenly chuckled, her lips curving upwards involuntarily.

"Sister, what's wrong? What's making you so happy?" Ning Luoluo asked.

Withdrawing her divine sense, Ning Mumu stopped laughing and said calmly, "Nothing, just thought of some fun things."

Ning Mumu never expected that in just a few days, things would develop so differently from the original story. The Shrek Seven Devils were such good friends in the original story, but now they're practically at each other's throats.

Ma Hongjun has completely fallen out with Tang San and the others, and Dai Mubai also seems dissatisfied with them. As for Shi Yu and Ning Luoluo, they are completely united and have no intention of paying attention to the two of them.

Tang San, oh Tang San, the Shrek Seven Devils, known for their unbreakable defense, have no way to turn things around. How are you going to deal with this situation? Or rather, is there still any hope for your path to godhood?

Besides, your beloved Xiao Wu doesn't trust you as much anymore. So, where are you going to get your first 100,000-year spirit ring? Ning Mumu smiled. A 100,000-year spirit ring, huh? I really want one too!

Otherwise, why would I waste my time and energy playing with you at Shrek Academy? Tang San, you'd better not disappoint me.

That night, the group returned to the academy.

Inside the dilapidated house, Flander, still drinking cheap tea, exuded the oppressive aura of a Soul Saint and asked, "How were the results today?"

None of the people present spoke, and the atmosphere became somewhat awkward. Ning Mumu and her sister, along with Shi Yu, felt no sense of belonging to the academy and naturally didn't speak first.

As for Ma Hongjun, he had no such thoughts in his mind. Or rather, all he could think about right now was killing Xiao Wu and Tang San, and he didn't even pay attention to what the dean was saying.

"Dean, everything is normal. Ning Mumu, Tang San, and Shi Yu all won a match, while Xiao Wu and Ning Luoluo lost a match," Dai Mubai explained. "Xiao Wu fought against Shi Yu, and Ning Luoluo fought against Tang San."

"Alright, not bad," Flander finished his tea, turning the cup upside down with a crisp sound. "Anything else?"

Flander wasn't stupid; he could sense the strange atmosphere among them, especially with Ma Hongjun, the child he had raised. If it weren't for his flawed martial soul, Ma Hongjun would have already made a name for himself. But now, Ma Hongjun was ignoring him, the dean, and no one knew what he was thinking.

It seems we shouldn't leave them to act alone; we'll have to go with them next time. I wonder when Xiao Gang will arrive. Flander is a little tired; he's good at making money, but he's not up to the task of taking care of kids.

"Dean, I've broken through to level 30." Ning Luoluo thought for a moment and then stepped forward. "It happened during the battle."

"Oh—" Flander's eyes flashed with joy; Ning Luoluo's progress was beyond his expectations. Their teamwork wasn't great anyway, so he might as well help them practice together. "Then pack your things, I'll take you hunting for spirit rings tomorrow."

Ning Luoluo agreed, and the others remained silent. Flander, carrying a teacup, strolled leisurely to the door, then suddenly turned around and said, "By the way, you guys are also coming along to hunt for spirit rings."

"Squeak—" The old wooden door closed.

Ma Hongjun sat down casually, his eyes filled with undisguised disgust as he looked at Xiao Wu. "Someone has broken through to level 30 and will be hunting for a soul ring tomorrow. Someone else is clearly older, but is still only level 29. Trash isn't made in a day."

"You!" Xiao Wu's eyes immediately reddened, but she was helpless. Her third brother wasn't entirely on her side either, and she wasn't familiar with the other people in the academy, so no one would help her.

She misses her mother, Da Ming and Er Ming, the Starry Sky Forest, and the days when she was the apple of everyone's eye. Instead of being mocked here.

Oh, right, Mom and Erming are gone. They disappeared without a trace. Thinking back to the happy life we ​​had, and remembering the determined look on my face when I left the Star Dou Great Forest, I thought, "I will definitely find Mom and Erming, I will cultivate diligently, and break through to the Title Douluo level as soon as possible!"

That confident demeanor seemed like it was just yesterday. Xiao Wu felt a little dazed; it seemed she hadn't kept a single promise. After arriving in the human world, she seemed to have forgotten her goals, immersing herself in the dazzling world.

She's always either swaggering around or lost in thought, constantly clinging to Tang San. She's a 100,000-year-old soul beast in human form, and her talent is so strong! So why hasn't she reached level 30 at twelve years old?

At this moment, Xiao Wu was at a loss.

A flawless version after careful inspection!

"Some people are just hopeless," Ma Hongjun continued. He had never felt so satisfied with making someone lose face before. "If you're no good, don't blame the road for being uneven."

"Drip—" Xiao Wu finally shed tears, each drop seemingly hitting Tang San's heart.

"Xiao Wu—" After all, she was his only younger sister. Tang San hugged the crying girl, not knowing where to put his hands.

"The affection between the brother and sister is still deep!" Ma Hongjun exclaimed.

"Boring," Shi Yu said, his hands in his pockets. He didn't like girls crying, nor did he like men who lacked ability. He only cared about Ning Mumu.

"Sister," Shi Yu whispered to Ning Mumu, "Sister, you promised to talk to me!"

Ning Mumu didn't reply, and pulled Ning Luoluo away first. "Luoluo, Shi Yu and I have something to talk about, you go back to the dormitory first."

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