Collapse Iron Cosplay Battle Damaged Star Spinal Cut - Everyone Cries to Death

"Help me?"

Xiao Ba hid behind his second uncle, looking completely bewildered.

"fart!"

"I watched with my own eyes as you put a sack over my head!"

……

"You know nothing!!!"

Big idiot pointed at Little Eight and cursed with heartache and indignation:

"Do you even know who that masked guy in black clothes was?!"

The big idiot surveyed the entire room, his tone becoming extremely cold and terrifying:

"Those are the top-tier royal secret agents dispatched from the palace!!!"

"They're assassins specifically sent to wipe out the remnants of our Nightmare faction!!!"

boom!

Upon hearing this, the three thousand nightmares simultaneously gasped in shock.

Royal assassin?!

Big idiot saw that the emotional buildup was in place.

He wiped the mud and blood off his face and continued his impromptu speech:

"That assassin has been watching us for a while!"

"He sneaked into the refugee alley tonight, and his first target is Xiao Ba!"

"He not only wants to arrest Xiao Ba, he also wants to torture Xiao Ba severely, and then follow the clues to wipe out all the thousands of brothers present here!!!"

"They're going to capture us all and make us into sauce for that tyrant!!!"

……

The nightmares felt a chill run down their spines.

If it's true, it would be a catastrophe!

"But...but what does this have to do with you putting the sack on your head?" Auntie asked in a nightmare-like state.

"Auntie!!!"

The big idiot beat his chest and stomped his feet, crying as if he were incredibly aggrieved:

"I overheard their purge plan in the imperial kitchen just now!"

"I risked my life to run out and warn you!"

"When I got to the bridge arch, I saw the assassin raising a club to smash Xiao Ba's head!"

"I didn't have any weapons at the time, just a burlap sack to carry scraps!"

"What can I do?!"

The big idiot pointed at the tattered sack and roared righteously:

"All I could do was put the sack over the killer's head to shield Xiao Ba from that fatal blow!!!"

"I did it to protect him!!!"

……

"..."

Xiao Ba was stunned.

He carefully recalled the scene from just now.

It seems...it appears...probably...

As he sneezed and dodged, he did indeed hear a dull thud as if a club had hit him on the head.

Moreover, it seemed that the man in black did indeed have a sack over his head.

Xiao Ba's eyes began to waver.

Could it be... that I really saw wrong? That big idiot really came to save me?

……

Big Scumbag noticed Little Eight's wavering.

He immediately struck while the iron was hot and unleashed his ultimate killing blow!

He suddenly ripped open his tattered clothes.

He pointed to the bruises and welts on his body that he had rolled around in the mud.

He pointed to the large, swollen, and still bleeding bump on his head, which had been caused by Jing Ke's blow to the head!

He even pointed to his lower body, the part that Jing Ke had kicked so hard with his "child-severing kick" that he couldn't stand up straight!

Big Scumbag, his eyes red, looked around at all his relatives who were holding weapons.

His voice was hoarse, and every word was uttered with the pain of blood:

"You don't believe me?!"

"good!"

"Then look at all these injuries on my body!!!"

"I did this to stall the assassin! To buy my brother Jing Ke time to carry out the assassination!"

"I fought him to the death in this mud for a full half hour!!!"

"He beat me so badly my head was bleeding! I almost died!"

"And what about you?!"

The big idiot pointed at his second uncle and aunt, his face full of grief and indignation:

"Not only are you not coming to help me!"

"Instead, they believed the words of a child who hadn't even seen the whole story!"

"They actually brought people to attack me?!"

"You're going to kill me on the spot, the hero who risked his life to protect you?!?"

The big idiot laughed loudly, a laugh filled with utter desolation:

"Hahaha……"

"Ridiculous! Utterly ridiculous!"

"You don't believe me, your relative who endured hardship and humiliation for the sake of the family!"

"Could it be...?"

Big Idiot suddenly pointed in the direction of the palace:

"Do you really want to believe the schemes of the palace lackeys?!"

……

……

The torchlight flickered in the cold wind.

It illuminated the face of the big idiot, a face covered in scars, tears, and resolute determination.

Every word he uttered was like a heavy hammer, striking the hearts of all the nightmares present.

Yes.

His injuries are real.

The bump on his head was real.

The traces of his fierce battle with that assassin just now are real!

If he really came to arrest someone, why would he get himself into such a mess?

Why would he risk his life to save Hachi?

……

Clang.

The dog-beating stick in Uncle Mengyan's hand fell to the ground.

His lips trembled.

Looking at that extremely aggrieved face of that big idiot.

An unprecedented sense of guilt overwhelmed him instantly.

"You big idiot..."

Uncle Mengyan's eyes reddened. He suddenly stepped forward and hugged the big idiot kneeling in the mud tightly.

"Good boy!!!"

"Second Uncle is wrong! Second Uncle is really getting senile!!!"

"How dare they listen to slander and doubt your unwavering loyalty!!!"

Auntie, overcome with nightmares, also threw down the brick in her hand, covered her face, and wailed loudly:

"Waaaaah... You big idiot, you've been wronged!!!"

"Auntie, I'm so sorry!!!"

……

Xiao Ba even knelt down directly in front of Da Sa Bi, crying uncontrollably:

"Waaaaah... Big idiot brother, I was wrong!"

"I thought you were going to arrest me..."

"So you were saving me..."

"I will never talk nonsense again!!!"

……

Looking at this group of "relatives" who instantly turned against him, weeping bitterly and feeling extremely guilty.

Big idiot buried his head in his second uncle's arms.

It let out a "woof woof" sound of sobbing.

only.

From an angle where no one can see.

The corner of that idiot's mouth.

Once again, little by little.

The grin reached all the way to his ears.

Hahahaha!!!

[A bunch of brainless idiots!!!]

[I've turned the tables and am now attacking them instead.]

[This is absolutely art!!!]

[What the hell is this about palace assassins?! These idiots actually believed it!!!]

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