Collapse Iron Cosplay Battle Damaged Star Spinal Cut - Everyone Cries to Death

"Take this!!!"

Jing Ke suddenly ducked, dodging the sack, and then, like an eel, darted behind the big idiot.

Hands clasped together.

Bring your index and middle fingers together, keeping them taut and straight.

A ruthless determination flashed in his eyes!

"Imperial Secret Technique: Thousand-Year Kill!!!"

"Pfft—!"

……

"Awooo————————!!!!"

The big idiot's eyes widened instantly like two copper bells, and blood vessels visibly spread across the whites of his eyes.

With a "whoosh," he was launched straight into the air!

Holy crap!!!

These lackeys of the imperial court are truly insidious!

The big idiot clutched his buttocks, wincing in pain mid-air, tears streaming down his face.

He was furious.

I'm absolutely furious!

Even a rabbit will bite when cornered, let alone him, the former strategist of the Nightmare Clan and now the chief chef of the Great Shattered Star Dynasty!

"You have no sportsmanship whatsoever!!!"

Big idiot, his eyes red, let out a roar.

Ignoring the excruciating pain in his buttocks, he used his weight advantage of over 200 pounds to smash himself down on Jing Ke like a mountain of flesh!

"Take this—Mount Tai crushing you!!!"

……

"Boom!"

Before Jing Ke could retract his hands, he felt a darkness descend upon him.

A mountain of meat, reeking of swill, crashed down on him!

"puff--!"

Jing Ke was so badly hit that he saw stars, felt like his internal organs were about to be squeezed out, and almost spat a mouthful of blood onto his mask.

[Such terrifying strength!!!]

Jing Ke struggled desperately beneath the mountain of flesh, his heart filled with turbulent emotions.

[This killer is incredibly strong!!!]

[This is definitely not an ordinary guard. His physique and weight suggest he's a top-ranking imperial bodyguard serving that tyrant!]

[It's over, he's determined to make me die here today!]

No!

We absolutely cannot sit idly by and wait to die!

Jing Ke gritted his teeth and struggled to stretch out a hand from the mud.

Since you're using your weight to overpower me, don't blame me for using my ultimate move!

Jing Ke's hands groped through the mud and water, and he accurately found the big idiot's fatal weakness.

then.

A sudden grab! A firm grip! A twist!

"Deadly Move: Monkey Steals Peaches!!!"

……

"grass------!!!"

……

then.

Under the dark bridge arch.

One was covering his groin while the other was pulling on the other's hair.

One was pinned down, while the other was tightly gripping the other's face with one hand.

The two of them rolled around frantically in the mud.

"Let go!!!"

"Let go first!!!"

"If you don't let go, I won't let go either!!!"

"I'll kill you!!!"

The two fought until they were exhausted, and they didn't even have the strength to throw a punch.

At last.

The two were locked in a fierce struggle, glaring at each other.

With both hands occupied, they began their most primitive and purest magical attacks.

"Pooh!!!"

Jing Ke spat a mouthful of saliva, thick with mud and sand, right onto the big idiot's forehead.

"Pooh!!!"

Not to be outdone, the big idiot spat a mouthful of thick phlegm, which smelled like swill, directly into the gap of Jing Ke's mask.

"Pah!!!"

"Pah! Pah! Pah!"

The two were spitting at each other frantically within a distance of less than ten centimeters.

The scene was extremely disgusting at one point.

If the Yunqi Army outside saw this, they'd probably laugh their heads off.

……

……

Just as the two were choking each other in the mud, spitting at each other, and fighting fiercely, neither side could gain the upper hand.

Sudden.

"boom!!!"

Outside the bridge arch.

The once pitch-black alleyway for refugees.

In an instant, flames shot into the sky!

Countless burning torches illuminated the entire alley as bright as day!

Followed by.

A flurry of footsteps swept in from all directions!

"Surround this place!!!"

"Don't let that pervert get away!!!"

"Right under the bridge! I just saw him sneak over there with my own eyes!!!"

……

Hearing this sudden commotion.

Jing Ke was the first to react, stiffly turning his head to look outside the bridge arch.

All I saw was...

Under the firelight.

A dense crowd had completely blocked the exit of the bridge.

That's a full three thousand...

Eyes gleaming green, emaciated, holding a broken bowl and a dog-beating stick...

A nightmare army of beggars!!!

And at the very front of the army.

Standing there was a small, trembling nightmare, still pointing towards the bridge arch.

It was Hachiko who had slipped away through the dog hole during the chaos!

Xiao Ba ran back at some point and actually shook all three thousand sleeping "relatives" over!

……

"..."

Under the bridge arch.

Jing Ke looked at the dark mass of three thousand people outside.

His eyes, hidden behind the black cloth, widened instantly.

His pupils trembled violently.

【It’s over! ! ! 】

It's completely over!!!

Jing Ke felt as if his heart had been squeezed hard, and his blood instantly flowed backward!

Why are they all here?!

Did they discover that I ambushed them and extracted his essence?!

Definitely!

[That bastard Xiao Ba must have seen me putting the sack over my head and ran back to tell them!]

Jing Ke was sweating profusely, feeling extremely guilty.

He was entrusted with the great mission of assassinating the tyrant!

If, before setting out on the expedition, these angry compatriots discover that he is actually a vampire who specializes in harming "his own people."

He would definitely be beaten into mincemeat on the spot by these three thousand angry beggars with dog-beating sticks!

They won't even have a chance to explain!

【no!】

[We absolutely cannot let them discover our identities!]

I must leave immediately!

Jing Ke's mind raced at that moment.

He glanced at the big idiot who was still on top of him.

A resolute glint flashed in his eyes.

We have no choice but to rely on the help of these lackeys!

"Prepare to die, you lackeys of the imperial court!!!"

Jing Ke suddenly let out a deafening roar!

He abruptly released his grip on the big idiot's face, deliberately exposing his chest.

Before the big idiot could react, he instinctively threw a punch when the other party let go.

"Black Tiger Claws Out the Heart!!!"

"Bang!!!"

That big idiot's solid punch landed right on Jing Ke's chest!

"puff--!!!"

Jing Ke coughed up a mouthful of blood, which landed directly on his mask.

But instead of resisting, he took advantage of the terrifying recoil from that punch.

He kicked his legs hard in the mud!

"Whoosh—!!!"

He looked like a cannonball flying close to the ground.

He did a backflip right away!

He scrambled out from under that big idiot!

"Whoosh!"

Jing Ke flashed and leaped directly onto the high stone wall at the bridgehead.

"What a treacherous villain!!!"

"I will remember this grudge!!!"

"The green hills remain unchanged, and the clear waters flow on forever!"

"You just wait!!!"

After saying that harsh remark...

Jing Ke dared not look at the three thousand nightmare beggars outside holding torches.

With a "whoosh," it happened.

He vaulted over the stone wall like a stray dog, instantly disappearing into the boundless darkness.

He ran so swiftly and decisively.

……

……

Under the bridge arch.

Big idiot remained kneeling blankly in the mud, still in that "black tiger plucks out the heart" pose.

He looked in the direction where Jing Ke had disappeared.

My head is buzzing.

[Ran away?]

This is a top-tier assassin of the imperial court, renowned for his superb martial arts skills, deadly moves, and expertise in stealing peaches...

[You were chased away with just one punch?!]

Looking at his fist, the big idiot suddenly had the illusion that he was invincible.

"call……"

In any case, his life was saved.

Big Sabbie let out a long sigh of relief and collapsed into the mud.

"This assassin is fucking freakish..."

He muttered to himself as he rubbed the patch of scalp that had been plucked bald.

then.

He slowly raised his head.

......

Illuminated by the leaping firelight.

Those three thousand nightmare beggars held dog-beating sticks, broken bowls, and some even held bricks.

They looked at him as if he were their father's killer, with eyes that seemed to want to tear him apart.

They locked onto the big idiot who was slumped in the mud.

……

"..."

The big idiot's face twitched wildly.

[Fuck...]

[Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap!!!]

What the hell is going on here?!

Their attitude... seems a bit off.

Big idiot's brain instantly went into a state of malfunction.

He looked at the three thousand angry "relatives".

It felt like there was sand stuck in my throat; I wanted to explain, but I couldn't utter a single word.

……

In this suffocating silence.

Xiao Ba, who was hiding at the front of the crowd, suddenly stretched out a trembling hand.

He pointed at the big idiot who was covered in mud and still clutching the murder weapon (a sack) in his hand.

"It's him!!!"

"He did it!!!"

"I saw it with my own eyes!!!"

Little Eight jumped up and down, pointing at Big Stupid and accusing him:

"Every night, while we're asleep..."

"Grab a sack and knock him out with a club."

"That pervert who kidnapped our brothers and sisters and took them to the palace!!!"

"It's him!!!"

"You big idiot!!!"

……

boom!!!!

Xiao Ba's shout.

It's like throwing a grenade directly into a powder keg filled with explosives!

The entire refugee alleyway exploded instantly!

"What?!"

"What a jerk?!"

"It's you, you ungrateful wretch who betrays us!!!"

My second uncle was so angry that he trembled all over, and the dog-beating stick in his hand was buzzing.

He never expected that his good nephew, who kept saying he was doing it for the greater good and that he would take them out alive, would turn out to be the same person he had been talking about.

It turned out to be that deranged killer who came to steal people every night!

Auntie's nightmares even led her to burst into tears, pointing at the big idiot and cursing loudly:

"You heartless beast!!!"

"You kidnapped Fourth Aunt, Sixth Uncle, and the others?!?"

"You even lied to us, saying you were biding your time and waiting for your revenge!!!"

"You're using their very essence to cook for that tyrant!!!"

"And we trusted you so much! And we even gathered the essence to refine elixirs for you!!!"

"Are you even human?!"

……

"Kill him!!!"

"Kill him to avenge our brothers!!!"

"Tear this traitor to pieces!!!"

The three thousand nightmare beggars were filled with righteous indignation and their anger was boundless!

They raised their dog-beating sticks and bricks, pressing forward like a black tide!

The encirclement is getting smaller and smaller.

The murderous aura pressed down on the bridge arch as if it were a tangible force.

……

Big idiot slumped down in the mud.

Looking at those approaching, angry faces.

His heart rate soared to 280 miles per hour at that moment!

boom! boom! boom!

It looks like it could explode at any moment!

[It’s over. 】

It's completely over.

Big idiot wailed in despair in his heart.

He knew all too well what his relatives were capable of.

If we admit it now.

If they knew that he had really squeezed his fourth aunt and sixth uncle into sauce.

He would be torn to pieces and devoured alive by those three thousand starving beggars, leaving not even a bone fragment behind!

[We cannot admit it!]

I absolutely refuse to admit it!!!

Even if you have to call black white, you absolutely cannot accept being blamed for this!

Big idiot's eyes darted around frantically, his brain working at an overload speed, searching for a way out of the predicament.

Looking at the thousands of dog-beating sticks about to fall.

In this final tenth of a second, when life and death hang in the balance!

You big idiot.

I understand.

He did something that caught everyone off guard!

……

"thump!!!"

The big idiot didn't explain.

He did not beg for mercy.

He suddenly turned around out of the mud.

Facing the army of three thousand nightmares, he knelt heavily on both knees!

Followed by.

Amidst everyone's astonished gazes.

Big idiot suddenly raised his hands.

Ambidextrous!

He looked at his own face, which was already bruised and swollen.

"Smack!!!"

"Smack!!!"

With all his might, he slapped himself twice across the face with tremendous force!

Those two slaps were extremely hard!

Two long, bloody gashes appeared directly at the corners of his mouth!

My teeth are all loose!

……

The entire room fell silent instantly.

My second uncle and eldest aunt stood there, holding their canes, stunned.

What the hell is this?

Is it a precursor to suicide out of fear of punishment?

While everyone was still in a daze.

Big idiot suddenly tilted his head back and looked at the night sky.

Suddenly, two streams of hot, desperate tears filled with endless regret burst forth from those swollen, red eyes!

He pounded his chest with both hands, letting out a long, mournful howl, filled with utter grief and despair, as if he had lost his parents:

"I'm useless!!!"

"I'm such a loser, a complete piece of trash!!!"

"I failed to protect my brother Jing Ke!!!"

……

……

"Huh?"

A nightmare for everyone.

Three thousand beggars.

They collectively uttered a single, perfectly synchronized, and utterly idiotic monosyllable.

[Jing Ke?]

What does this have to do with Jing Ke?

Uncle Mengyan frowned and lowered his cane slightly.

"You big idiot, stop pretending to be crazy!"

"Xiao Ba witnessed you arresting him!"

"What do you have to do with Jing Ke?!"

……

"Xiao Ba is mistaken!!!"

Da Sabi suddenly turned his head, staring at Xiao Ba with bloodshot eyes. There was no guilt in his eyes, but rather a sense of "resentment and grievance of being misunderstood".

He roared at the top of his lungs:

"You think I was carrying a sack in the middle of the night to catch Xiao Ba?!"

"You've all been fooled!!!"

The big idiot pointed in the direction of the stone wall where Jing Ke had just escaped.

His fingers were trembling violently.

He unleashed an Oscar-worthy performance, tearfully weaving a colossal lie that would go down in history:

"I was just... saving Hachi!!!"