I'm the villainous Dragon King? I start with a free 100-pull gacha pull for the female lead!

My name is Yunye, and I am a deliveryman on Blue Star.

Because he was riding an old lady across the road, he was hit and killed by a Boeing 747 and was reincarnated into a novel I was reading.

There is spiritual energy here, and there are immortals.

I was very lucky; I transmigrated to the sect of Li Qingran, who made a three-year pact with the male protagonist in the early part of the novel, and became an inner disciple with mediocre talent.

Despite the fact that the sect and the male protagonist are enemies.

But I already had a plan!

With my foresight, all I need to do is wait for the day the male protagonist arrives, then leave the sect under the pretext of going on a mission, and I can become a carefree immortal in the mortal world.

perfect!

But plans often can't keep up with changes.

What you fear most is what you will get.

I thought life would continue to be happy like this.

Until one day... I was assigned by the elder to accompany Li Qingran, the sect leader's last disciple, to a small place called Wuji City. While the other junior brothers were having a happy time, I looked ashen-faced.

Wuji City.

This name is all too familiar to me.

Isn't that the place where the male protagonist and Xiao Zi made their three-year promise in the original story?

I remember it clearly: in Chapter 73 of the original novel, Xiao Zi made a three-year agreement with Li Qingran in the Xiao family council hall in Wuji City, and shouted the classic line, "Thirty years in Henan, thirty years in Hebei, don't underestimate a poor girl."

And now, I'm actually going to accompany Li Qingran to that place?

Isn't this just asking me to walk right into the line of fire?

I suddenly realized that I was the inner disciple whom the male protagonist hated in the early part of the original story, and then the nameless nobody who was casually killed by him when he formed an array to prevent him from going up the mountain before the three-year agreement.

Just as I was making an excuse to refuse.

A "ding!" sound.

My cheat program has arrived.

Unlike other system cheats that are incredibly powerful, my system is exceptionally useless and also exceptionally worry-free.

Just follow the storyline normally, and then exit according to the story.

I can go back to Earth, have assets worth 10 billion, and from then on I can eat spicy hot pot with 20 beef balls, drink yogurt without squeezing the bottle, and read novels by sending the author a "w" to ask for more chapters instead of waiting for updates.

In short, it was awesome.

During this time, as long as I complete a part of the story, I can get various rewards, including divine weapons and cultivation techniques.

This puzzled me.

Damn it, I'm a dying man.

What's the point of rewarding these things?

It's completely useless!

But whatever, damn it, I can't do it.

Isn't dying simple?

Just as I was full of ambition, heading to Wuji City, determined to laugh at the male protagonist's thirty years in Henan and thirty years in Hebei, and then be killed by his punch.

I realized then that I had oversimplified things.

"System, are you sure this creature standing on the dining table, dressed in rags, looking disheveled, and picking at its crotch, is the male protagonist?"

"Isn't this storyline set in Hebei and Henan over the past thirty years?"

"How did the male lead become the female lead?"

"He even stood on the table?"

[Ding! The system doesn't understand what the host is saying. Progress is normal, and the plot is progressing smoothly.]

"Is this normal?"

Yunye sat at the table, completely dumbfounded.

Was the world wrong, or was he wrong?

And at the dining table.

"have no idea???"

Xiao Zi was so angry her mouth almost twisted out of shape.

Now that everything's been done—from the bottom of my heart to the top of my pants, I've lost all face—and all I get is an "I don't know"?

What's the difference between this and saying you didn't use a condom after you've done it?

"yes."

Ye Shu nodded with an innocent look on his face.

"Don't you think this table is placed here so that people can stand on it?"

"What about grabbing the crotch?" Xiao Zi asked through gritted teeth.

"Don't you think it's cool to grab someone's crotch in this situation?"

"One should not always care about the opinions of the world."

Xiao Zi fell silent.

She took a deep breath, a deep breath, a deep breath, and another deep breath.

Xiao Zi died of oxygen poisoning.

Sigrún has taught at the Iceland University of the Arts as a part-time lecturer since and was Dean of the Department of Fine Art from -. In – she held a research position at Reykjavík Art Museum focusing on the role of women in Icelandic art. She studied fine art at the Icelandic College of Arts and Crafts and at Pratt Institute, New York, and holds BA and MA degrees in art history and philosophy from the University of Iceland. Sigrún lives and works in Iceland.

Heavenly Prison.

A special guest arrived in the prison.

The Wrathful Heavenly Dao stood outside the cell, with a man dressed in star-patterned clothing standing beside him.

"Heaven's way violates 9527".

"This is Yunye from the Transmigrators Association, here to question you and give you your final judgment."

Little White, who was sitting in the corner, looked up.

Those dim eyes brightened for a moment, then darkened again. "I've said it before, I'm innocent. What's there to interrogate? Bring Ye Shu here!"

"I told you to bring Ye Shu here!"

"Stubborn to the end!"

The Angry Heavenly Dao snorted coldly, then looked at Yunye, "Mr. Yunye, this is the criminal who captured the transmigrator."

Yunye hummed in agreement, his gaze fixed intently on Xiaobai.

To be precise.

He was staring at her ring finger.

There, there is an antique ring.