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"You mean to say..."

"Are you actually the Heavenly Dao of this world? In order to resist the system's invasion, you decided to become the protagonist of this world and defeat the system's host?"

"And I am your ring-wearing grandpa?"

Ye Shu looked at the purple-haired girl in front of him with an expression that seemed to say, "Are you kidding me?"

"No seats available!"

The purple-haired girl stood up and struck a cool pose.

"Since Sister Bai chose to capture transmigrators to fight against her, I will not be outdone! I will directly confront the system!"

Ye Shu: "........."

Xiaobai's sisters are really talented.

It is a gathering of outstanding talents.

"So, how should I address you?"

"Just call me Xiao Zi." Xiao Zi waved her hand. "In this world, I should be called Xiao Zi."

"Xiao Zi?"

"Yes." Xiao Zi nodded seriously. "Xiao is Xiao Yan's Xiao, and Zi is the Zi of purple. How about it? Doesn't it sound like a main character?"

"Isn't this still Little Purple?"

Ye Shu's lips twitched, then he said seriously, "But if it's about fighting against the system, then you've come to the right person. I'm a professional."

"Really?"

Xiao Zi's eyes sparkled.

"certainly."

Ye Shu said earnestly, "I am the old man of the ring, the one who was meant to guide you, so you can rest assured."

"Tell me your plan first."

When the plan was mentioned, Xiao Zi's eyes lit up instantly.

She pulled out a small notebook filled with densely written words. "I've planned everything out. Using my Heavenly Dao authority, I'll first create a tragic backstory for myself to lower the system's guard. Then, I'll give myself a powerful cheat—you, the Ring Grandpa. Finally, I'll collect various fortuitous encounters step by step, accumulate power, and defeat the system in one fell swoop!"

"How was that? Impressive, right?"

She blinked her big eyes, looking like she was praising me.

"etc!"

After listening, Ye Shu suddenly raised his hand and asked with a suspicious look, "You mean you can set the plot of this world yourself?"

"That's right." Xiao Zi nodded. "I am the Heavenly Dao, so of course I can design my own path to becoming the protagonist."

"Then why...?"

Ye Shu's eyes were strange. "Why don't you design yourself to trip over a small bottle as soon as you step out the door, pick it up, discover it's the long-lost Nine-Turn Golden Elixir, swallow it in one gulp, instantly become an immortal, and turn the system and host to ashes on the spot?"

Xiao Zi was stunned.

She glanced at her little notebook, which was filled with all sorts of extraordinary encounters, acquisition methods, near-death experiences, and being ridiculed.

Then she thought about Ye Shu's short words.

"Yes...yes..."

Xiao Zi nodded. "Why don't I do that?"

"It's okay, it's not too late to change it now."

"A child who admits their mistakes and corrects them is still a good child."

Ye Shu sighed and gently rubbed her head.

However, Xiao Zi held the small notebook, her big eyes brimming with tears, "But... but once the world design is set, it can't be changed..."

"........."

Ye Shu covered his forehead, speechless, and said, "Fine, then tell me, what's the next part of the plot?"

"Next..."

Xiao Zi opened her notebook and read aloud earnestly: "Next, I will be jilted by Miss Li, and then I will publicly proclaim, 'Thirty years in Henan, thirty years in Hebei, don't underestimate a poor young woman!'"

"We've made a three-year agreement!"

"Wait, wait!"

Ye Shu raised his hand to interrupt her once again.

"Miss? What do you mean Miss Li is here to annul the engagement?" He looked Xiao Zi up and down.

Although she had a heroic air about her, her green dress accentuated her slender waist, and her chest was so full that one might think she had two balloons stuffed inside.

Help her out!

Ye Shu originally intended to say that.

But Xiao Zi tilted her head and looked at him innocently, "Is there a problem?"

"The main character was originally supposed to be male."

"But now that I'm the main character, I have no choice but to compromise."

"Furthermore, can't women have marriage contracts? Are you discriminating against homosexuals?"

Ye Shu suddenly felt a heat in his head.

It turned out it was covered by a hat.

He paused for three seconds before deciding to skip the topic.

"Okay, so what should we do now?"

"What should we do now?"

Xiao Zi blinked, counted on her fingers, and said, "Judging by the time, the people from the Cloud Soaring Sect will be here soon."

"I should go and make some preparations."

"What are you preparing?"

Ye Shu was a little confused. Why not just bring one person?

"Prepare some beggar's clothes," Xiao Zi said matter-of-factly. "To create a greater contrast when shouting 'Thirty years in Henan, thirty years in Hebei,' and to better reflect the humiliation I suffered in the Xiao family."

"Does it have to be this bad?"

"Absolutely!"

That's how they teach it in school.

"Then what is my role?" Ye Shu pointed to himself.

"Be my virtual boyfriend."

Xiao Zi said, "When necessary, you should kiss me hard in front of those guys who look down on me, so they can spend the rest of their lives regretting it."

"Six hundred and sixty-six, and there's also the regret stream."

Ye Shu was shocked.

Is the way of Heaven so arbitrary these days?

The next second, Xiao Zi waved her hand and said, "Don't misunderstand, I'm not a casual person, but you are Sister Bai's husband, and I am Sister Bai's good friend."

"A good sister is someone you'll spend your whole life with."

"You and Sister Bai share the same blanket."

"Rounding up, it's like we shared a blanket. Since we've already slept together, shouldn't you take responsibility for me? Shouldn't you be my virtual boyfriend?"

"Yes, yes."

"oh."

"No, no, that's not right."

"Yes, yes."

Ye Shu scratched his head, feeling that there was something wrong with Xiao Zi's explanation, but he couldn't quite put his finger on it.

My head is so itchy, I need to grow a brain.

When Xiao Zi led him to the Xiao family's council hall, Ye Shu was still in a daze.

Meanwhile, the Xiao family council hall was already full of people.

In the center was a dining table laden with food, and around it sat the head of the Xiao family, Xiao Chen, who was also Xiao Zi's biological father. From left to right sat the eldest, second, and third elders of the Xiao family.

From right to left, several young people dressed in moon-white robes and an old man sat together, while the leader was a young girl who looked somewhat arrogant.

The girl's eyes swept over Xiao Zi.

"You're Xiao Zi?"

"My fiancé?"

"Indeed, it is I."

At this point, Xiao Zi put away her playfulness and nodded neither humbly nor arrogantly.

"It's good that it's you."

Li Qingran took out a gift box from his pocket and slammed it on the table. "I won't waste any more words with you. Today, I, Li Qingran, have come to annul the engagement. This box contains a first-stage Golden Elixir. Taking it will allow you to immediately enter the Foundation Establishment stage. I know you have no way to cultivate Qi, so I will give this to you today as compensation for annulment."

A suppressed gasp rang out in the council chamber.

One-stage Golden Core!

That's a treasure that can allow a Qi Refining cultivator to break through to the Foundation Establishment stage directly. If it were on the market, it would be enough to make countless rogue cultivators fight tooth and nail for it.

Xiao Chen's expression changed repeatedly. He opened his mouth, but said nothing.

The elder's eyes widened.

The Second Elder's beard twitched.

The Third Elder had already begun calculating how many spirit stones he could get if he sold this golden core to an outsider.

Xiao Zi didn't even glance at the box.

All she wanted to do at that moment was laugh.

Hehe... Haha... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I've been reading online novels for years with a smile.

Now it's finally her turn to say her famous line!

However, just as she was about to shout "Thirty years in Henan, thirty years in Hebei" and make a three-year promise.

Ye Shu's voice suddenly rang in her ears.

"I feel it, a familiar presence."

"What kind of aura is that?" Xiao Zi frowned.

"The system's aura is strong. If you follow the original script, you'll definitely suffer a great loss."

"What should I do then?"

"I know this very well," Ye Shu smiled confidently. "You just need to do what I tell you to do."

"You just need to..."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Zi's expression changed. She gritted her teeth, her eyebrows furrowing slightly, and asked, "Are you sure you want to do this?"

"Trust me, you won't go wrong."

"walk slowly."

next second.

Xiao Zi's figure appeared on the dining table in an instant, stepping on countless bowls and plates, looking down on the world with disdain.

Everyone was shocked and looked at each other in bewilderment.

He was clearly bewildered by Xiao Zi's inexplicable action.

However, it's not over yet.

Suddenly, under everyone's watchful eyes, Xiao Zi reached out and reached into her crotch.

Xiao Chen: "??????"

Grand Elder: "??????"

Li Qingran: "??????"

Suppressing her shame, Xiao Ziqiang quietly asked, "Now that we've finished, what should we do next?"

Ye Shu said in a serious tone.

"I don't know, I haven't decided yet."