I'm the villainous Dragon King? I start with a free 100-pull gacha pull for the female lead!

"Name."

"Ye Shu".

"identity."

"the masses."

"gender."

"Apache attack helicopter."

Snapped!

At the Yuecheng Police Station, a male officer slammed his hand on the table with a deafening thud, holding a report slip. He then angrily rebuked Ye Shu, who was grinning across the table, "Be serious! You have the right to remain silent, but you don't have the right to talk nonsense, understand? I'm asking about gender!"

Upon hearing this, Ye Shu suppressed his smile and nodded solemnly.

"Understood, sir!"

"very good."

The male police officer nodded in satisfaction.

"One more time, gender."

"Oviparous".

"Oviparous..." The male police officer nodded and wrote it down in the gender column in a serious manner.

"nationality."

"Apache attack helicopter."

"Apache..."

The male police officer was about to put down his pen when he suddenly realized something was wrong. He abruptly looked up at Ye Shu opposite him, slammed his hand on the table, and shouted, "Wait a minute! You say you're an Apache attack helicopter, so you are an attack helicopter? Where's the evidence?"

"Officer, I have evidence!"

Ye Shu straightened his back and handed over a card.

"This is my identification."

The male instructor took it and looked at it.

It was clearly written on it:

Name: Ye Shu

Sex: Oviparous

Ethnicity: Apache attack helicopter

Date of birth: April 36789643, 63

Home address: No. 1, Presidential Residence, Zijin City, Christmas Street, Niu Niu District, M78 Nebula, Kingdom of Light.

The male police officer paused for a moment, holding the plastic card in his hand.

He looked at the headshot on the right side of the ID card, which featured two large, light bulb-like yellow eyes, a distinct vertical line down the middle of the face, and a large, glowing white crystal on the forehead.

Then she glanced at Ye Shu, who was rather handsome.

"Is this photo of you?"

"it's me."

"Yeah?"

"Of course." Ye Shu reached for the ID, glanced at the Salted Egg Superman on it, and said, "I was very thin back then."

"I see. You should have said so earlier. I thought you were playing a trick on me." The male police officer breathed a sigh of relief and then said, "I'm sorry, sir, although you have identification, we still need to verify its authenticity. Please show me your primary sexual characteristics."

"I understand."

Ye Shu nodded, pushed off slightly with his feet, and the chair immediately moved back, leaving enough space. He reached into his crotch and gestured for the male police officer to step back.

The male police officer swallowed hard and instinctively took two steps back.

At this moment, Ye Shu's right hand seemed to have touched something, and he pulled it upwards with force, his face turning red from the effort.

Finally, he pulled hard!

With a pop, a thick, black, enormous thing appeared in front of the male police officer. Its six barrels gleamed with a dark metallic luster under the lights of the interrogation room. It was positioned between Ye Shu's legs and seemed ready to unleash a deafening roar at any moment.

The six-barreled Vulcan cannon was thus forcibly pulled out.

"Officer, would you like me to try?"

Ye Shu looked at the male police officer and asked.

"Of course, Comrade Ye Shu, what if it's just a toy? You know, we always insist on evidence and rules when we do things."

The male police officer adjusted his cap and calmly stepped back.

"Please demonstrate."

"Then I'm going to shoot!"

Ye Shu grinned, and a flash of lightning appeared on his right hand.

With a deafening roar of mechanical rotation, the six gun barrels spun instantly, sparks flew from the barrels, smoke billowed, and the deafening roar of the cannons was painful to the ears.

Although it only turned for a moment, the 20mm caliber bullet still slammed into the wall.

The concrete wall of the Moon City Police Station, which was more than ten centimeters thick, crumbled like tofu. After teetering on the brink of collapse several times, it finally caved in with a loud crash, revealing a prisoner behind the wall who was digging a tunnel with a spoon.

He stared dumbfounded at the Vulcan cannon in Ye Shu's hand, and the spoon in his hand clattered to the ground.

The prisoner swallowed hard, then shakily raised his hands, stood up, and stammered, "Officer, I confess! I admit it! I promise I'll never watch The Shawshank Redemption again."

His face was covered in tears and snot; the fact that he didn't wet himself in fear shows he has excellent mental fortitude.

The movie only mentioned that spoons could be used to escape prison.

I never said that digging a tunnel would result in being pointed at by a Vulcan cannon!

The prisoner was quickly taken away.

As he left, he cried and shouted, saying that he would absolutely trust the Party from now on, absolutely obey the national leadership, and would never dare to do bad things again.

The sincerity in her words almost moved Ye Shu, who was standing to the side.

"I never imagined that the prisoners here would have such a strong sense of patriotism; it's truly astonishing."

He silently stuffed the Vulcan cannon back into his pants, scratched his head as he looked at the messed-up wall, and looked apologetically at the male police officer who was taking notes.

"Officer, I accidentally made a mess all over the floor. I shouldn't have to pay for it, right? After all, you're the one who asked me to try it."

"Of course not."

"That's good."

Ye Shu breathed a sigh of relief.

If we really have to pay compensation, even if we sold him, we still couldn't afford it.

After cleaning up the mess, the male police officer sat back down in his chair with Ye Shu.

"Comrade Ye Shu, please tell us everything you know and actively cooperate with our work."

"Remember, confess and you will be treated leniently; resist and you will be punished severely."

"Okay, I will tell you everything I know."

Ye Shu nodded and began to tell his story.

"Zoffy of the Land of Light was actually raped to death."

?

A question mark slowly appeared above the head of the male police officer who was taking notes. He looked up at Ye Shu, who was all serious, with an expression that said, "Are you kidding me?"

"Does that sound a bit absurd?"

Ye Shu said solemnly.

"But that's an unchangeable fact."

"We all know that Belial has hemorrhoids, and there's a huge lump in his anus. This indirectly led to what? The Land of Light's defeat, because he had to apply medicine every day."

"So that's how it is." The male police officer had an "I understand" look on his face. "No wonder the Land of Light lost."

"That's secondary."

Ye Shu waved his hand and said, "Let's continue with the case of Zoffy's rape and murder."

"And Beria's hemorrhoids were also a sign of his murder."

"Actually, Zoffy and Belial are best friends."

"One day, Belial went for a walk in the park. It was the day the Land of Light had been defeated, so he stood there crying as he walked, and just then..."

The male police officer was listening intently.

Suddenly, with a creak, the interrogation room door was slowly pushed open, and Shen Hongyuan walked in.

She glanced at Ye Shu across the table and asked:

"How's the investigation going?"

The male police officer slowly raised his head.

"Officer Shen, did you know that Zoffy was actually raped to death in history? He and Belial were best friends."

???

Shen Hongyuan was filled with questions.

What is this guy saying?