I'm the villainous Dragon King? I start with a free 100-pull gacha pull for the female lead!

When Xiaobai put down her phone and looked at the center of the banquet hall, Ye Shuzheng was squatting on the ground, his hands wandering all over the unconscious Liu Ruyan's body, looking from a distance as if he was taking advantage of her.

The onlookers could only watch, intimidated by his tyranny.

What if it's just a romantic gesture between the young couple?

They were just part of the play.

"What is this guy doing?"

Xiao Bai frowned and muttered, "Could it be that my Dragon King is not only shameless, but also a perverted rogue? He can't wait in public, with everyone watching. Even I know that you should at least turn off the lights when doing this kind of thing!"

"Damn it, that pervert! All that sadness for nothing!"

Xiao Bai angrily finished the last bite of the pig's trotter, then tiptoed lightly, her bare white feet landing on the ground, and stealthily approached Ye Shu.

If she catches him red-handed.

Let's see if this guy has any shame!

Completely engrossed in his work, Ye Shu was oblivious to the danger that was creeping closer; he continued his corpse-hunting adventure.

As we all know, there are rewards for defeating bosses.

Defeating the female lead will definitely drop some good loot, right?

Let him touch it.

What will come out? Hehehehe!

Really looking forward to it!

Unveiling the unknown always brings joy, and Ye Shu's smile gradually became perverse and wicked, bending at a ninety-degree angle.

Just then, a small hand patted his shoulder.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

Ye Shu was startled and suddenly looked up, meeting a pretty, rosy, round, and adorable little face. If you ignored the angry and disappointed eyes, she was indeed a delicate little beauty.

Just as Xiao Bai was about to scold him, Ye Shu suddenly reached out and covered his mouth.

"Waaaaah!"

Xiao Bai glared at him fiercely, signaling him to let go of her.

"Don't speak!"

Ye Shu glanced around cautiously before whispering in Xiao Bai's ear, "I'm doing something very secretive. It wouldn't be good if someone found out."

It seems that subconsciously, he also felt that this behavior was wrong.

It must not be discovered.

Xiao Bai glanced speechlessly at the crowd of onlookers, then looked at Ye Shu's guilty expression and couldn't help but roll her eyes.

What's the difference between this and pooping in the street?

However, she still nodded slightly.

Seeing this, Ye Shu finally let go and continued his treasure-hunting plan.

While touching her, he whispered an explanation: "Don't misunderstand, I'm not trying to steal anything. I'm diagnosing her injuries. I'm a traditional Chinese medicine doctor with ten years of experience. Even the eighty-year-old grandma next door praises my medical skills."

Xiao Bai's lips twitched as he watched his hand reach into Liu Ruyan's pocket.

Is this guy stealing something?

They're definitely stealing!

Seeing Ye Shu take the latest pear-shaped phone out of Liu Ruyan's pocket and stuff it into his own, Xiao Bai finally couldn't hold back anymore.

"Hey, do you need to take someone's phone for treatment?"

She looked smug, as if I had finally caught her.

But Ye Shu looked at her as if she were an idiot. "Don't you know that smartphones emit radiation? You can't keep them next to you while you sleep, it's bad for your IQ. I'm doing this for her health."

I've never seen anything so shameless!

Xiao Bai said angrily:

"Then why did you put it in your pocket? Aren't you afraid the radiation will damage your brain?"

Upon hearing this, Ye Shu looked at her as if she were a fool.

He sighed softly, glanced at her sadly, and muttered softly, "I'm not dead, so why am I showing signs of dementia? Is it a fever?"

As he spoke, he reached out and touched Xiaobai's forehead.

Yes, it's hot; I guess I have a fever.

Little did he know, this was because Xiaobai was so angry with him.

"You're the one with a fever! Your whole family has a fever!"

Xiaobai angrily slapped his hand away. "I'm talking to you about radiation. You'd better give me a reasonable explanation, or... or I'll call the police!"

As she spoke, she held up her pear-shaped phone and opened the 110 (police emergency number) interface.

"You're invincible, kid."

Ye Shu shook his head helplessly and explained to her.

"I already said that keeping your phone on your body while sleeping is bad for your brain, but the problem is I'm not sleeping right now, so how could it be emitting radiation to me, right?"

Upon hearing this, Xiaobai was taken aback.

The rebuttals I had prepared were stuck in my throat.

Damn, what this guy said actually makes some sense.

But why does she always feel like something's wrong, yet she doesn't know where the problem lies?

Seeing Ye Shu go back to loot the corpse again, Xiao Bai finally smiled with relief.

This guy's brain circuits are completely beyond the comprehension of common sense. If I could understand them, I wouldn't be far from becoming mentally ill.

She silently watched Ye Shu rack his brains as he searched the corpse.

Seeing him scratching his head in frustration, thinking that Liu Ruyan couldn't find any cash, he complained, "What kind of female lead is she? A rich young lady? She doesn't even have any money on her. She can't even be poor enough to be considered penniless. At least I have a few coins on me to take the bus."

He slipped a black card with gold trim back into his hand.

What kind of pen is that? You can't eat it.

It was very sudden, and Xiaobai didn't have any reason.

She didn't know why either.

He spoke very suddenly.

Will you leave?

"Leave? What do you mean, leave?"

Ye Shu, who was touching the corpse, paused for a moment, then frowned and muttered to himself as he continued touching the corpse, "Hiss, leaving? Actually, I have thought about it."

Xiao Bai's heart skipped a beat, and he couldn't help but ask again.

Why?

"It's very simple, because..."

Ye Shu raised his head and gave her a wicked, arrogant 90-degree smile. "After all, we've beaten so many people. What if we don't run away and get caught and thrown into the Orange Company? But then I thought, if I'm in the right, why should I run? I have to stay and loot the spoils of war, ah no, I have to use my medical instincts."

Upon hearing this, Xiaobai was stunned.

She stared blankly at Ye Shu's rather abstract smile, which was like the crooked-mouthed dragon king in a short drama, but her heart slowly calmed down.

Should we stay?

Although it's not an answer.

"But I'd say you barely passed."

Xiao Bai muttered softly.

Just then, the door was suddenly pushed open.

Several people in blue police uniforms walked in, led by a tall and beautiful policewoman with a heroic air about her.

Shen Hongyuan glanced around and slowly spoke:

"Who called the police?"

The people in the banquet hall looked at each other, seemingly no one wanted to call the police. Calling the police in this kind of situation would be a slap in the face to the Luo family.

Just as everyone was wondering what was going on, a hand was raised high.

"It's me!"

Ye Shu suddenly stood up, rushed to Shen Hongyuan in front of the door, grabbed her hand, and was moved to tears.

"Officers, I've been waiting for you!"

"Now that you're here, Master Qingtang is here too, and I'm saved." He pointed to Luo Chen, who was lying on the ground watching the show, and Liu Ruyan, who was unconscious. "These two people used violence against me and tried to physically assault me. If it weren't for my good skills, I don't know how much more injustice I would have suffered. You must stand up for me! I've always trusted the police the most, you..."

He spoke with such eloquence and persuasiveness.

She was almost in tears.

However, just as he was getting into the swing of things, a pair of cold, shiny silver bracelets clicked onto his wrists.

"Gah—"

Ye Shu's words suddenly stopped.

He stared blankly at Shen Hongyuan, stammering, "Officer, this...this isn't right, is it? The bad guy is lying on the ground, why are you handcuffing me?"

"Enough with the nonsense!!"

Shen Hongyuan withdrew her hand with a look of disgust and waved to the others behind her.

"Take them all away!"