Going back to being twenty, taking her heartbroken son to a massage parlor.

Turning around, I saw the young couple had disappeared.

Xia Lanlan snorted and left, satisfied.

Su Mu stood still and exhaled a long breath.

He gave himself a perfect score for his acting just now.

Not only did he help his mentally challenged son out of a crisis, but he also managed to make a fortune and even got a free system reward.

Perfect V-line, eight-pack abs.

Su Mu glanced down at his lower abdomen, and even through his shirt, he could feel the powerful lines that were so prominent.

This is a huge profit.

But once the excitement wore off, a strange sense of emptiness washed over me.

Su Mu looked around and saw that the once bustling reporting area was now mostly deserted.

The pair of mandarin ducks had long since disappeared.

"That brat, he's forgotten his father now that he has a wife."

Su Mu pursed his lips, feeling somewhat uneasy.

The script for today was supposed to be so heartwarming.

A loving father and a filial son: sending their son to school, helping to make the bed and fold the blankets, and casually grabbing a meal at the cafeteria to reminisce about their lost youth.

Now things are fine.

He was left all alone, bewildered in the wind on this vast campus.

Most importantly, after all that commotion just now—acting and being forcibly hugged—I'm feeling the urge to urinate and I feel really uncomfortable.

Su Mu squeezed his legs together, needing to find a place to relieve himself quickly.

Following the signs, he made several turns and finally found the toilet sign in a secluded corner.

The men's restroom at Jiangcheng Women's College.

Looking at the blue logo, Su Mu was so moved that he almost cried.

In this place where women outnumber men, it's truly a blessing to have a spot reserved for men.

Push the door open and go inside.

no one.

That's true. Aside from parents and faculty members dropping off new students, where else would you find men in this place?

Su Mu hummed a little tune, unbuckled his belt, stood in front of the urinal, and prepared to relieve himself.

The exhilarating feeling of impending release made him squint his eyes.

Just then.

"Bang!"

The toilet door was kicked open and slammed heavily against the wall with a loud bang.

Su Mu shuddered in fright, instantly suppressing the feeling he had just been building up, almost causing himself internal injury.

What the hell!

What's going on?

Is this a robbery?

He instinctively turned around to curse, but when he turned around, he was completely stunned.

A familiar figure stood at the door.

She was dressed in a standard JK uniform, with a shockingly short black pleated skirt that revealed a pair of long, white legs, and shiny leather shoes on her feet.

Her face was as delicate as a porcelain doll's, with a half-smile playing at the corners of her mouth.

Lin Zhiting?

Su Mu's head buzzed.

Why did this girl follow me here?

and……

Su Mu looked down at his current state, then at the living person at the door.

What are you doing?!

Su Mu yelled and quickly turned to the side, using his back to cover his vital parts.

"Can't you see this is the men's restroom? Get out!"

What kind of world is this?

In broad daylight, under the clear sky, a female college student forced her way into the men's restroom?

Is there no law anymore?

Do you have no sense of shame at all?

Don't we men have our own privacy?

Lin Zhiting, however, remained completely calm.

She crossed her arms and walked in, her little leather shoes clicking softly.

What happened in the men's restroom?

Lin Zhiting walked to the sink, turned on the tap, and washed her hands, speaking calmly as if she were strolling in her own backyard.

"This is a women's university. Normally, no one might use this toilet even once a month. Leaving resources idle is a waste."

"We'll see."

She shook the water droplets off her hands, turned around, and looked at Su Mu with a smile.

"The school has long accepted the shared use of men's and women's restrooms in order to improve the utilization rate of facilities. What's wrong with me coming in?"

Su Mu was dumbfounded.

What the hell?! Resources are idle!

It's supposed to be shared by default!

This is the men's restroom!

Even if no one uses it for ten thousand years, it will still be a men's restroom!

Look at that urinal, is that for you girls?

Su Mu felt like his bladder was about to burst, but with this crazy woman standing there like a gatekeeper, he couldn't pee at all.

"Don't give me that nonsense!"

"Get out of here! I need to use the restroom!"

Lin Zhiting shrugged and even took two steps forward.

"I didn't stop you, and you had your back to me, completely blocking my view. What could I possibly see?"

"You go ahead and do your thing."

Su Mu was so angry he wanted to jump up and down.

"This isn't a matter of whether you can see it or not!"

"This is a matter of dignity! And don't you know the rules? Men must keep a two-meter distance when using the toilet! You're not even two meters away from me, how am I supposed to pee?"

This is a man's bottom line!

There's absolutely no way I could pee if someone was watching me!

What's more, she's a woman!

"So many problems."

Lin Zhiting pursed her lips, and instead of retreating, she leaned against the partition next to her, observing Su Mu's embarrassed back with great interest.

"Uncle Su Mu, I noticed you were quite relaxed when you were acting at the freshman registration area earlier."

She slowly took out her phone and swiped her finger across the screen twice.

"Why are you shy now?"

acting?

Su Mu's heart skipped a beat.

Did you see it?

"What acting? I don't understand what you're talking about."

Su Mu decided to play dumb.

"Yeah?"

Lin Zhiting chuckled and opened a video on her phone.

That familiar mechanical voice came from the speaker.

"High-level games are all about thrills and emotional turmoil!"

"Watch carefully and learn well."

"Today, I'll show you what a dimensional reduction attack really means."

The video shows everything clearly, down to the pores.

HD.

Uncensored.

It even includes close-up shots.

Su Mu: "..."

sloppy.

Despite all the precautions, we couldn't prevent the paparazzi from being behind the scenes!

"Uncle Su, what if we send this video to that lady from earlier..."

Lin Zhiting waved her phone, her smile growing even brighter.

"Do you think your son might cry and jump off the building?"

Threat!

A blatant threat!

Su Mu gritted his teeth, wishing he could snatch the phone and smash it.

But he doesn't dare to move now.

He forced himself to calm down.

"What do you want to do?"

"Lin Zhiting, I'm warning you, extortion is illegal."

"Who cares about your money?"

"I don't lack money."

Lin Zhiting rolled her eyes and put her phone away.

Su Mu asked warily.

"So what do you want?"

"There's no way you'll become my wife!"

Although this girl is indeed attractive and has very white legs, her personality is too crazy; anyone who gets involved with her is doomed.

Lin Zhiting blushed and spat.

"Pah! Who wants to be your wife!"

"You're so narcissistic! I just want you to do me a favor."

"What kind of help?"

"Help me make my mom angry."

Upon hearing this, Su Mu was immediately delighted.

Is it the same old set again?

Why does this girl always seem to be picking on her mother?

"Okay, okay, you can go out first, I'll think about it."

Su Mu just wanted to get rid of this plague as soon as possible and take care of his physiological needs.

"You should agree first."

Lin Zhiting stubbornly refused to leave, and even took a step forward, putting her hands behind her back, leaning her body slightly forward, and staring at him with her big eyes blinking.

Su Mu felt his bladder walls trembling.

"Believe it or not, I'll turn around!"

He issued an ultimatum.

Lin Zhiting was not afraid at all; instead, she provocatively raised her chin.

"Go ahead and spin, let's see if you dare."

She simply couldn't believe that a grown man could actually do something like that in front of her.

Su Mu was amused by her smug and fearless attitude.

Good guy.

The little brat is even playing mind games with him.

Without saying a word, he suddenly turned around and faced Lin Zhiting.

"what!"

Lin Zhiting screamed in fright and immediately covered her eyes with her hands, but secretly left a gap between her fingers.

"What are you doing! You're really spinning it! You're a pervert!"

The horrific scene that was expected did not occur.

Su Mu stood there perfectly fine, his pants zipper zipped up and his belt neatly fastened.

He crossed his arms and looked at her with a wicked grin.

"Pervert? Who's the pervert?"

Su Mu chuckled and teased, "You're covering your eyes but leaving a slit, what are you trying to see?"

Lin Zhiting then realized she had been tricked. She abruptly lowered her hand, her pretty face flushed red with embarrassment and anger.

"You...you're so annoying!"

She glared at him angrily and stomped her foot.

"We haven't settled the score from earlier! Now that you've put your pants back on, come with me!"

"Where to?"

Su Mu raised an eyebrow.

"dormitory!"

Su Mu was taken aback. "Why are you going to the dorm?"

"Of course, we should put the plan into action!"

Lin Zhiting didn't give him any time to react. She grabbed Su Mu's arm and dragged him outside.

Those little hands were cold and soft, yet incredibly strong.

"Let's shoot a video first today!"

Filming?

Su Mu was completely shocked, and he stumbled, almost tripping over the threshold.

He stared wide-eyed at Lin Zhiting's retreating figure in disbelief.

Are all female college students this open-minded these days?