Going back to being twenty, taking her heartbroken son to a massage parlor.

"Pah! I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda!!"

Before Su Shixing could answer, Xia Lanlan exploded.

She protectively pulled Xiao Jianxi behind her, put her hands on her hips, and unleashed her full power on Su Mu.

"Who cares about your stinking money!"

"My daughter Jianxi wouldn't even consider it!"

Xia Lanlan raised her chin, looking fierce.

"It's just living expenses, right? We'll take care of your son from now on!"

"We'll provide his living expenses through Jianxi!"

have to.

Su Mu's lips twitched, and he almost burst out laughing.

Xia Lanlan was quite rational just now, but now she's gotten carried away too.

One second they disagreed with the two kids dating, and now they've escalated it to wanting to pay for someone else's son.

This move really impressed him.

Su Mu cleared his throat, deciding to escalate the situation and make the performance even more elaborate.

He snorted coldly, glanced at Xia Lanlan with disdain, then took out a bank card from his wallet and flicked it with his finger.

The card traced a parabola in the air and landed precisely at Xiao Jianxi's feet.

"I'll give you a million dollars, leave my son!"

Su Mu's voice wasn't loud, but it was filled with an undeniable domineering presence.

The surrounding crowd gasped instantly.

"Holy crap! It's here! A classic scene!"

"One million! Is this the world of the rich?"

"I've only ever seen scenes like this in Guoguo's short dramas before, I never thought I'd see a real-life version today!"

"Record this quickly! This will definitely trend on social media!"

The flashes of cameras and the murmurs of voices brought the farce to a new climax.

Xia Lanlan looked at the bank card on the ground, and instead of being angry, she laughed. She was so angry that she laughed.

"One million?"

As if she had heard the biggest joke in the world, she pulled a jet-black card from her bag with a "snap," its surface inlaid with gold patterns, clearly not an ordinary item.

"You think you can bribe my niece with this little bit of money?"

Xia Lanlan took the black card and walked up to Su Mu, her eyes filled with disdain.

"I'll give you two million! Now get out of here and stay away from my niece!"

Su Mu's eyes lit up.

Without saying a word, he bent down to pick up the card he had thrown out, then snatched the black card from Xia Lanlan's hand in one smooth, effortless motion.

"make a deal."

He put both cards into his pocket and nodded contentedly.

"Consider this two million as compensation for the emotional distress caused to my son by your niece."

"As for my son, he must come with me."

Xia Lanlan: "???"

Onlookers: "???"

Everyone was stunned.

This script is wrong!

Shouldn't it be that you take my money and leave, and then I throw out even more money so you can take your money and leave?

How could you take the money and then not do anything about it?

Xia Lanlan was completely baffled by Su Mu's unpredictable actions. She pointed at Su Mu and stammered for a long time, unable to utter a single word.

Su Mu ignored her and turned to grab Su Shixing's arm.

"Son, come home with me!"

"dad!"

Su Shixing was still in the play, her face filled with unbearable grief.

Xiao Jianxi panicked too. She rushed to Su Mu and pleaded in a tearful voice:

"Uncle, please give me a chance. I promise I'll treat Shixing well. I really like him!"

The girl's tears fell like beads from a broken string, a sight that broke one's heart.

Xia Lanlan was deeply moved by this scene. She pointed at the two of them and shouted to Su Mu:

"Look at this! What a beautiful love! How can you be so heartless!"

Su Mu rolled his eyes.

"I love you, Mahua FunAge, but I'm not buying this!"

He forcefully flung Su Shixing away, intending to take her with him.

Seeing that she couldn't stop him, Xia Lanlan, in desperation, didn't care about being a lady anymore. She gritted her teeth, stomped her foot, and rushed up from behind, opening her arms and hugging Su Mu's waist tightly from behind!

"You won't succeed!"

As Xia Lanlan shouted, she draped her entire weight over Su Mu.

Su Mu froze completely.

Holy crap?

What kind of operation is this?

He could feel the amazing softness and elasticity behind him, clinging tightly to his spine.

This woman...

They're really good at this.

Xia Lanlan didn't care what Su Mu was thinking. She held Su Mu tightly and turned to shout at the two young men who were still standing there in a daze:

"I'll stop him! You all run!"

"Jianxi! Quick, take your boyfriend and run!"

"That scoundrel, your auntie's here to shield him!"

Su Shixing and Xiao Jianxi exchanged a glance and instantly understood each other.

"Auntie!"

"dad!"

The two shouted as they went, but their feet slipped away unnoticed. Hand in hand, they rushed into the crowd without looking back and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

"Well done!"

"Elopement for love! How romantic!"

"I wish them happiness!"

The onlookers spontaneously applauded, offering their sincerest blessings to the young couple who had "overcame obstacles."

The applause was thunderous and lasted for a long time.

Su Mu's lips twitched wildly as he listened to the applause around him.

What are these young people thinking?

They eloped for love, and their love was pure...

These are all tricks I used to know!

but……

Su Mu felt the warmth on his back, thought about the two million yuan in his pocket, and then looked at the backs of his son and future daughter-in-law as they successfully walked away hand in hand.

Ok.

Killing three birds with one stone, the plan works!

He helped his son confess his love in public and won over his daughter-in-law.

He got two million for free, which filled his slush fund.

And then I was hugged from behind by this woman who was at least an H-cup...

This was a great deal!

Su Mu was secretly pleased, but on the surface he began to pretend to struggle.

"Let me go! You crazy woman!"

"Pulling and tugging in broad daylight, what kind of behavior is this!"

The more he struggled, the tighter Xia Lanlan held him.

She was terrified that if she let go, this "bully father" would catch up and tear the poor little couple apart.

In desperation, she used all her strength to press herself against him, even pressing Su Mu's head firmly against her chest.

"I won't let go!"

"Unless you promise not to break them up!"

Su Mu's face instantly softened with an indescribable tenderness and suffocation.

Well……

Ugh...!

son!

Come back quickly and save your dad!

Your dad... is about to suffocate!

Just as Su Mu felt he was about to die gloriously from lack of oxygen, a cold, mechanical voice suddenly rang in his mind.

[Ding! The Youthful Arrogance System has been activated!]

[The system detected that the host helped his son complete an unconventional confession, an action consistent with the core essence of "youthful recklessness," and is hereby rewarded!]

[Reward: Lifespan +1, Constitution +5!]

[Host's current status updated:]

[Age: 25 → 24]

[Body fitness: 60→65 (normal adult male is 50)]

[Ding! Host's physique has been detected to surpass that of a normal male. Reward: Perfect V-line and eight-pack abs!]

Holy crap! Su Mu was overjoyed; this was a huge win!

At this moment, Xia Lanlan finally realized that the pair of mandarin ducks had long since disappeared.

Her face flushed red as she realized she was still clinging tightly to a large man. She abruptly let go and took a step back.

Because she had been holding on too tightly, she loosened her grip too forcefully, stumbled, and lost her balance. She instinctively reached out to grab something.

Her palm landed precisely on Su Mu's lower abdomen.

What I felt through my fingertips wasn't the soft belly common in middle-aged men, but a contour as hard and distinct as granite.

"Um?"

Xia Lanlan was stunned, and subconsciously touched the texture.

This feels...so hard.

Su Mu felt a jolt of electricity run through his abdomen. He looked down at the soft hand pressing against his abs and a playful smile appeared on his lips.

"How does it feel, ma'am?"

"But I have to warn you, touching my abs costs money."

Xia Lanlan's face flushed bright red instantly. She pulled her hand back as if she had been electrocuted, glaring at him with a mixture of embarrassment and annoyance.

"Who wants to touch you! What's the point of having such great abs?"

"Pah, you're despicable!"

Su Mu: "!!!"