Card simulation, starting with the Goblin Deserter

(Tags: Cards, Simulator, Western Fantasy, Dark Humor) Hayes travels to the Card Master Continent, starting with a goblin deck. Fortunately, he carries a simulator to optimize his cards. However, the simulator's style is a bit off—the first time, he's executed as a deserter for being a little slow, earning him the title "Goblin Deserter." The second time, he's branded a traitor for forgetting to shout a slogan, earning him the title "Goblin Traitor." The third time, Hayes, barely surviving a little longer, is chased by a pack of wolves, earning him the title "Essential Deserter"... In a real battle, his opponent laughs at the weak goblins Hayes summons. Hayes simply shrugs and activates a combo: "Alright, now my 'Deserter'... is yours!" Years later, Hayes, now a legendary card master, calmly tells the camera, "Everything I have started with how to be a good 'deserter.'" (Feel free to read if you like, feel free to leave a comment if you don't.)