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Chapter 90 is purely a review; you can skip it if you don't like it.

【The Lustful Witch's Salon】

Core Race: Lustful Witch

Store philosophy: Instead of providing physical services, we construct the most private fantasy theater in the minds of our customers by manipulating their emotions and sensory perceptions.

Atmosphere: A minimalist, dark-toned room with only low ambient sounds and shifting, almost invisible dim light. The air is filled with the pheromones unique to the Witch of Lust, which can subtly lower rational defenses and amplify sensory sensitivity.

Service Process: This section of information is folded in response to policy requirements.

Special Feature: Without infringing on specific privacy, the witch guides guests to relive a peak of a certain "feeling" and cleverly integrates this intense feeling with the current experience, creating an unprecedented multi-sensory experience.

Reviewer's comments:

Shit Big: "7 points! It's way too abstract! I admit the final feeling was great, but the process felt like being in a guided dream. I prefer more concrete, more engaging exchanges. This is more suitable for philosophers than pragmatists like me."

Jelda: "9.5 points, this is simply the pinnacle of art! She strips away all the crude physical interaction and goes straight to the root of desire—the brain! Every experience is a peak spiritual creation, and afterwards there is a clear sense of exhaustion, rather than a murky satisfaction."

Gandos: "10/10! Unparalleled! She made me feel like a giant walking on clouds, transcending all limitations of race and form! This is ultimate freedom!"

【Shape-Changing Monster Experience Hall】

Core race: High Shapeshifter

Shop concept: Abandoning fixed forms, taking the flowing water of life as the body, solidifying and embodying the aesthetics and fantasies of customers.

Atmosphere: The entire room is a warm, shallow pool with a soft, matte finish on the bottom and walls. The shapeshifter's true form seems to be a warm pool with its own consciousness.

Service process: *cough cough*

Featured attraction: Shapeshifters can simultaneously create two or more interactive forms, performing dynamic mini-comedies tailored to the guests' tastes, where guests can participate or be the sole audience.

Reviewer's comments:

Shit-da: "8.5 points!!! I finally saw the elf princess and the female knight at the same time! And the texture is super realistic! But... it would be better if the form could be maintained for a little longer and more stably. The beautiful moment at the end... sigh."

Jelda: "8 points. From an aesthetic point of view, the sculpting process is an art, but the resulting form lacks the life force unique to this race, such as the subtle wrinkles under the elf's pointed ears and the direction of the orc's hair growth. It's too perfect, which makes it lack a bit of soul."

Gandos: "6 points. I don't like this... fickle existence. It makes me a little uneasy."

[The Honey Trap]

Core Race: Classic Succubus

Shop philosophy: Forget about superficial spiritual resonance, return to the essence of succubus! We use the most classic bewitching beauty, aggressive tenderness and sweetness to exploit you, providing the simplest and most ultimate pleasure.

Atmosphere: A dark red-toned room resembling an ancient castle bedroom, with a large round bed and an air filled with a sweet, cloying fragrance like ripe fruit (body odor! It's an attack of body odor!).

Service process: *cough cough*

Featured Item: A classic is a classic!!! It has everything a classic should have!!!

Reviewer's comments:

Shit-Big: "10/10! Undisputed king! Simple, brutal, and effective! All worries are blown away! This is the place a man should be! Just a little empty in the lower back the next day..."

Jelda: "6 points. Too straightforward, lacking the beauty of subtlety and the ripples on a spiritual level. The feeling of being injected with magic... is like being forced to drink a glass of strong liquor, direct but lacking elegance."

Gandos: "9 out of 10! Fantastic! The tail! The wings! That feeling of being completely under control! I felt like a wrung-out sponge! My wallet and my body were completely drained..."

【Galloping Across the Grasslands】

Core race: Grassland Centaur

Shop concept: Combining the athleticism of the human upper body with the powerful strength, streamlined beauty and amazing endurance of the horse lower body, the experience is like riding a raging wind, the peace of mind of being supported by absolute power, and the unique rhythm on horseback.

Environment: A huge room simulating an open grassland, with soft meadows and sand on the ground, and the air filled with the scent of hay and sunshine.

Service process: Those who know, know!

Special Feature: To accommodate the significant size difference, the service is conducted on a specially made reinforced wooden frame or a soft ramp.

Reviewer's comments:

Mid-hour evaluator: "9 points! That's what you call power and passion! Her stamina is better than my best warhorse! Her core strength is amazing! It was a truly exhilarating 'battle'!"

Jelda: "6 points. The vitality and wild beauty are indeed intuitive, but the process... is too physical and bumpy, lacking a delicate transition, and I'm worried that my elf bones might be shaken to pieces."

Gandos: "8.5 out of 10! Love it! A powerful partner! When I hug her, I can feel her whole body working, like hugging a warm, breathing engine. It makes me feel very safe!"

【Dream Corridor】

Core Race: Dream Witch

Store concept: Classic Dreamweaver, but with bolder moves!

Atmosphere: The entrance is hidden, and the interior is like a starry pavilion with a flowing star map on the ceiling, creating a mystical atmosphere. The witch herself is dressed in a deep blue gauze dress like the night sky, and her eyes in the shadows resemble those of a kitten.

Service process: Nobody wants to see this, so it's folded up.

Featured activity: "Synesthesia Dream" - A witch guides guests to transform a sensory experience into the subject of a dream. For example, after tasting a honey candy and falling asleep, the dream may construct a sweet and sticky world with a golden, viscous honey river running through it!

Reviewer's comments:

Jerda: "9 points! Greatness needs no further explanation! This is art!"

Shit Big: "7.5 points. It's amazing. When I woke up, my body felt like I had just had a great workout, but I couldn't quite put my finger on what I did... It felt really strange. And no matter how wonderful the 'good things' in a dream are, they're just a mirage, you can't hold onto them. It's perfect for a top-notch mental massage."

Gandos: "6 out of 10... In the dream, I seemed to... do something I would never allow myself to do when I'm awake. But the witch said it was just a purified shadow of the subconscious, not a real 'action.' Even so, the sense of release mixed with guilt... made me need to think about it alone for a long time. It felt so real."

Jiang Lin will present this newly released review.

I looked at it carefully, over and over again, several times.

Make sure you haven't missed any important points.

"What?!"

"What?! What is this?! This is the kind of city a real man should come to?!"

"Oh, we can't condemn them all at once. This is the kind of place a bad man like him should belong!!!"

"That's right, that's right! There are so many races in this pay-to-win game, how can you not do something useful?"

Jiang Lin has made his decision!

After he retires.

I want to be a tester too!

But for now, let's go to the Dream Corridor first, even though he actually prefers the classic Honey Trap.

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