A game where you have to pay to win? But I have a lifespan roulette wheel!

Jiang Lin's oratory skills are naturally inferior to those of a certain mustache guy who gives speeches on beer cans.

However, it was more than enough to fool two little monsters who hadn't received nine years of compulsory education.

They were really getting into it.

Conquering others with one's personal charm is far more satisfying than crushing them with force.

Overpowering someone can be satisfying, but that's just human nature.

The more you lack something, the more you want it. Overpowering others is too easy for Jiang Lin, and it doesn't give him much of a sense of accomplishment.

but!

That was just the beginning of my enjoyment.

Someone dares to interrupt him?

They were much nicer to Nero and Jiang Wangcai.

Anyone dares to step on his face, right?

Jiang Lin looked back.

A yellow figure was standing at the newly repaired gate.

Both have human bodies and animal heads.

But look at that head.

Tibetan fox? Or weasel?

Its eyes weren't that dull; it must be a weasel.

The weasel was holding a stick of opium in its hand.

His cold gaze swept over the three monsters present.

"Hu Xiaobai, She Qingqing, it's time for you to pay your taxes this month." Then his gaze turned to Jiang Lin, "Hey, you lame, hairless baboon over there, just transformed? Come with me to the county office to register."

Jiang Lin only just realized who these two little monsters were.

The fox's name is indeed Little White, and the snake sister's name is Snake Green.

They had just gotten into the mood when they were suddenly interrupted, and they immediately became quiet.

"My lord, weren't the taxes just paid this month? Why are you here to collect them again?"

Xiao Bai seemed somewhat afraid of this so-called Great Lord, shrinking behind her sister and not daring to speak.

She Qingqing spoke with some trepidation.

"Hmph, so what if we collect it? Just because you ate yesterday doesn't mean you won't eat today. Just because you cultivated yesterday doesn't mean you don't need to cultivate today. Let me tell you, as long as you are still cultivating, you have to pay this tax."

"But Your Majesty, my sister and I don't have much magic left. If we pay another tax, we might regress to mindless animals. Could we perhaps extend the tax payment for a few more days?"

We used to take 50%, which was a lot, but we could still make ends meet.

Later, it gradually decreased to 70%, and the remaining magic power was only enough to keep them from regressing. However, they dared not use any magic power in other aspects.

This is why they envied Jiang Lin for using his magic so casually.

For these monsters, having experienced what it's like to have sentience, they never want to go back to their previous lives of ignorance, confusion, and primitive eating.

"Hmph, that's your business, what does it have to do with me? Let me tell you, if you don't hand it over today, I won't even wait for you to regress. I'll turn you back to your original form right now!!!"

"this……"

She Qingqing was somewhat troubled.

She had no doubt that the Great Khan had the ability to do so.

After hesitating for a long time, she finally reached into her clothes to take out the magic bead that she and Xiaobai had accumulated over the past few days.

Suddenly a hand reached out and grabbed her wrist.

It's a newbie.

Xiao Bai looked at the snake Qingqing and shook his head.

"Sister, if we still have to pay, we'll definitely turn back into our original form next month."

"But Xiaobai."

"Sister, I think that lame, hairless baboon has a point. 'Are kings and nobles born with a special destiny?' This is the magical power we've painstakingly cultivated. Why should we hand it over? If we keep doing this, they'll kill us!"

The weasel king at the entrance watched Little White's actions.

A shadow crossed his eyes.

"Hmph, you're asking for it. Since you're so ignorant, then this great lord won't mind adding a fox fur scarf and a snakeskin belt to your outfit today."

As it spoke, the weasel did not use any magic.

He charged forward with unpredictable, almost supernatural, steps, just like a martial arts master.

He raised his long pipe, ready to smash it down.

Suddenly, the lame, hairless baboon who had been silent all along extended two enormous steel tentacles from the back of the exquisitely crafted wheelchair beneath him, shooting out like two black pythons.

A rope wrapped around the Great Khan's waist and lifted him up.

The other was to seize the Great Khan's pipe.

The king was furious when he discovered that this lame, hairless baboon dared to lay a hand on him, the king and the official in charge of this land.

"You lame, hairless baboon, how dare you attack me? You're asking for death!"

As he spoke, a green mist began to emanate from the Great Khan's body.

Its body is also expanding.

"To deal with a little monster like you who has just taken human form, I'll just use 50 units of mana to take care of you. Damn, what a waste."

Xiaobai and Qingqing witnessed this scene.

They were so frightened they were completely terrified.

They were fortunate enough to witness the Great Lord in action; at the time, he was a newly transformed demon.

Disobedient and defiant towards the king.

However, that monster was actually a tiger that had cultivated itself.

Even without using magic, tigers are naturally stronger than these small animal monsters.

However, the Great King killed the tiger monster with just one slap.

Their heads were smashed; it was terrifying!

"Hairless baboon, run! The Great Lord's move is very powerful!"

Xiaobai reminds you.

"Little White is right, Hairless Baboon, you'd better run! You're no match for the Great Lord, don't worry about us!"

「#」

Several # marks appeared on Jiang Lin's forehead.

"You guys! Can you please stop talking about hairless baboons all the time?! It's so annoying!!!"

Although~

Jiang Lin chose this identity himself.

When I was choosing, I felt it didn't matter and I didn't care.

But ~

As it turns out, he did care a little.

A vein throbbed on his forehead, and his muscles couldn't help but tense up.

The wheelchair is controlled by brainwaves.

Therefore, the tentacles assumed that Jiang Lin was going to use force.

If you're going to use force, then use force!

The Great Lord was lifted up by tentacles and was about to transform into his second form and unleash a massacre.

Suddenly, he felt the tentacles wrapped around him tighten even more, even preventing him from transforming.

The force made him feel as if he were being strangled by a giant python that had existed for thousands of years.

There hasn't been a second fart yet.

The king was then cut in two.

"..."

"..."

"..."

An eerie silence fell over the scene.

No?

The Great Khan who was so arrogant just a moment ago.

He just died like that?

"Wow! Hairless baboon, you're amazing!!"

「#」

"Thank you, hairless baboon, you saved my sister and me."

「#」

"Who dares to assassinate a great ruler in my Demon Kingdom???"

A voice came from the sky.

next second.

"Oh? It's just a lame, hairless baboon."

"#!!!!!"