A game where you have to pay to win? But I have a lifespan roulette wheel!
Chapter 448 The Lame Hairless Baboon
Jiang Lin did not name the wheelchair that was built from the core of the Jianmu wood.
However, since it's something he plans to use frequently, its combat effectiveness goes without saying, and its comfort level is definitely top-notch.
To put it bluntly, lying in this wheelchair is more comfortable than going to a massage parlor.
Please do not doubt the effects of using supernatural powers in entertainment.
Eating leaves or licking toads are simple hallucinogenic methods that provide mental pleasure.
Low-class!
This wheelchair can make him feel comfortable from the outside in, to the point that his brain releases dopamine on its own.
It's so comfortable.
When your body relaxes, your facial muscles also relax.
Jiang Lin's face now resembled that of Ah Lu drinking the most delicious soup of the century, a look of pure bliss that seemed to stretch from his lips to his ears.
"Squeak~~~"
The main gate of the mansion was pulled open from the inside.
It made a decaying sound.
A woman with a beautiful figure...
amount.
With a slender figure, covered in fur, and a fox-like head, Fu Rui cautiously peeked out.
My eyes were immediately drawn to Jiang Lin's expression.
"..."
It's really hard to give a proper evaluation.
"Little White, who's outside?"
Another sound came from inside the courtyard.
The fox, Little White, responded in the direction of the inquiry, "There's no older sister, just a lame, hairless baboon."
"..."
Upon hearing this...
Jiang Lin froze.
No?
asshole!
What are you saying?!
What the hell are you talking about?! Who the hell is a hairless baboon?!
Fairy, you have already chosen the path to your death!
Jiang Lin insisted that this little vixen must know why the flowers are so red.
In the middle of nowhere, a large mansion stands out starkly, clearly the kind of place like Lanruo Temple, where ordinary people are lured in and then murdered!
The astute Jiang Lin had already seen through everything!
Just as they were about to make their move.
Then the voice came from inside the house again.
"Oh, he must be desperate. Give him some food."
amount……
Do they really think they're hairless baboons?
No?
Don't you have obvious human characteristics?
Why don't you monsters come and have a bite?
It's delicious!
If you can bite off a piece of Jiang Lin's flesh, Jiang Lin will reward you with immortality!
Upon hearing this...
Little White Fox stomped his feet.
If you ignore the fox head and the furry paws, it looks exactly like a young girl.
"Sister, you're too kind. In this year's famine, we have nothing to eat, and you're still doing this for us."
"Everyone has their own difficulties, so let's help each other out in any way we can."
The owner of the voice had already reached the front door.
Not surprisingly.
It must be a blessing.
Wait a moment……
wrong.
Jiang Lin suddenly realized that Fu Rui must be a fur lover, mainly because of his anthropomorphic views of furry animals.
Is this slippery older sister considered a blessing?
That's right.
The creature that the fox Xiaobai calls "sister" is a snake-headed, human-bodied being.
Because it's a snake, and its neck is incredibly long.
Her body and neck are almost one-to-one in size.
To be fair, Jiang Lin is quite accepting of this form, which features a human upper body and a snake lower body.
At least she's good-looking.
Now, even though they're doing good deeds, Jiang Lin feels like they're plotting against him.
When Sister Snake came out, she was holding two steamed buns in her hand.
"Take it, life is tough for everyone these days."
Jiang Lin looked at the two steamed buns in his hand.
"..."
He just ran away pretending to be a Tang Dynasty official, and now he's being mistaken for a beggar?
"Do you think it's possible that I'm not a hairless baboon, but a human?"
Jiang Lin spoke with a hint of helplessness.
You're being so polite, it makes us feel awkward about doing anything.
I thought it was going to be a Lanruo Temple storyline, but it turned out to be a begging storyline.
"What?!!"
He heard Jiang Lin say that he was human.
The snake and the fox instantly retreated back inside the gate.
With a bang, the door was locked.
"How terrifying!! It's a person!!"
"Waaaaah, please don't eat us! We're just two little flat-headed demons, we don't taste good at all!!!"
"Oh?"
Jiang Lin was surprised to see this reaction from the two little devils.
Suddenly, I became interested in this world.
The tracks are rolling.
The mechanical tentacles behind the wheelchair directly dismantled the door.
The gate was broken, and the two little demons trembled and collapsed to the ground.
"Waaaaah, it's all over! I'm only 300 years old, I'm still a child, and I'm going to be eaten today."
"Eat me if you want, but don't eat my sister. She's still young. Let her go."
"..."
This reaction doesn't seem staged at all.
So, just how terrifying are the people in this world?
How could you scare a fairy like that?
Could they be some ancient human race, or a primordial human race?
"I won't eat you."
"You're lying. The Great King said that humans love to eat us transformed demons the most, saying that we are a great tonic."
Little White the fox shook its head like a rattle drum.
"You've seen it before?"
Jiang Lin was speechless.
Jiang Lin doesn't know whether others eat it or not.
However, he generally doesn't eat intelligent beings that can communicate and speak.
Otherwise, it feels a bit awkward.
"I haven't seen it, but the Great Khan wouldn't lie."
"I really won't eat it."
"I don't believe it!"
"..."
Tentacles are deployed.
To bind.
The two little demons were caught and brought in front of them.
"Sister, I want to be your sister again in the next life."
"Yes, little sister, let's still be best sisters in the next life."
Why are they acting out a tragic love story?
"I can eat you anytime I want, but I really won't eat you. Now I'm asking you a question, you answer me, understand?"
Originally, it was up to them whether to kill or not.
But the snake sister immediately offered two large, white steamed buns.
It's like I bought two get-out-of-jail-free tickets from Jiang Lin.
"Really not going to eat?"
"If you ask again, I'll eat it."
The two little demons immediately fell silent.
"First question, where is this?"
"Langlang Mountain".
"...To be more specific, what country, what dynasty, and why are humans eating monsters?"
"Oh, this is Langlang Mountain in the Beast Autonomous Region of Qilin Province, the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons."
"..."
I feel like I understand it, but I also feel like I don't.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, judging from the name of this country, your country was founded by monsters?"
Jiang Lin found it strange.
The two little demons were also a little puzzled by Jiang Lin's question.
"If this country wasn't founded by monsters, what else could it be?"
"Can't humans do it?"
"But humans are just monsters that feed on demons; they only know how to kill and destroy. How could they possibly have the idea of establishing a nation?"
Case solved.
In this world, the positions of humans and monsters are completely reversed, right?
Humans might just be a mythical creature.
Just like ghosts and monsters in the ordinary world, they are used to scare children; no one has ever actually seen one.
This explains why Jiang Lin was just mistaken for a lame, hairless baboon.
Thinking about this...
Jiang Lin looked at the two demons.
Have you ever seen a human being?
The two demons shook their heads.
Jiang Lin smiled.
Then they put the two demons down.
"Actually, I'm a hairless baboon."
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