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Chapter 162 The Star-Shattered Self-Destructing Beef Ball

Lu Keke and the Beast King.

Why did they suddenly form a united front?

Was it purely to prank Jiang Lin, that scumbag? What a jerk!

cough cough.

This possibility cannot be ruled out.

But there is another important reason.

This is the world of life-or-death.

It is an extraordinary world.

What kind of terrible food could make them feel sick?

Various passive skills and physical attributes that increase maximum health.

Even if it's magma, it's not impossible to trap and swallow it.

Therefore, in order to maximize the effect of the "dark cuisine" (or "unusual cooking")...

Upon entering the Dark Cuisine Street, you must first automatically disable all passive effects.

If you're going to play, you have to be prepared to play hard!

If you can't handle the game, don't come in.

"Here, this is the passive skill deactivation bracelet. Put it on."

Enter the Dark Cuisine Street.

First, you need to get a fluorescent bracelet yourself.

It has no effect, just like sea stone.

Moreover, it will not impair individual reaction ability.

It is also very fragile and can be destroyed immediately upon encountering danger.

After all, this feature is only meant to make the game fun, not to increase the success rate of assassinations.

This doesn't restrict active skills.

The main selling point is that it's affordable to play.

"This feels really bad."

Jiang Lin considered himself a man who could take a joke.

"Hey, we should all have fun anyway, are you chickening out?"

Lu Keke wentading him from the sidelines.

When someone is fighting seriously and there is significant strategic importance behind it, this kind of provocation tactic is naturally easy to see through.

But we're out having fun now.

Being appropriately provoked is also a sign of high emotional intelligence.

"Coward? When have I, Jiang Lin, ever been a coward in my entire life!"

"Hmph, it's just some weird cooking, let's go, let's see who chickens out first!"

Jiang Lin took the bait successfully.

"Wow! Big brother is amazing!"

The little ghost king cheered.

She didn't care about any of that; it wasn't a real orthopedic procedure. She just really wanted to be with her brother.

"Okay, let's go!!"

The culinary horrors of the ordinary world.

It's basically just that it tastes terrible.

However, if the culinary disasters of the extraordinary world are merely unpalatable, that would be far too low-class.

It tastes bad; that's just its basic characteristic.

The streets were lined with all sorts of bizarre and unusual dishes.

such as:

It looks sticky and gooey, tastes sticky and gooey, and even tastes like snot.

Some people said, "Isn't this just snot?"

Do not!

This is considered "dark cuisine," not "disgusting cuisine." The original owner of this dish was indeed a top-quality ingredient.

And after you finish eating it, it will make you feel sticky and gooey, like snot, for 30 seconds.

Furthermore, the aroma and appearance of the dish are perfectly normal, but after eating it, you'll feel like you've been beaten up by ten strong men.

This is considered a relatively low-end product, but because it also has the effect of promoting blood circulation, it can be considered a good product.

However, all things considered, the bizarre cuisine here, besides being unpalatable and leaving an unforgettable impression, also has a socially reprehensible aspect.

For example, the stall in front of them.

"Hengxing Giant Self-Exploding Beef Balls?"

At each food stall selling bizarre dishes, they will not only tell you the name of the dish, but also explain the consequences.

For example, this Hengxing self-exploding beef ball.

After consuming it, not only will you not lie for the next 30 seconds, but you will also act as if you've drunk fake alcohol, revealing all your most private secrets that you would never dare to say otherwise.

The boss told me that this thing is sometimes used as an interrogation tool in certain places.

"Holy crap, isn't this just vomiting real water?"

Jiang Lin complains.

The boss shook his head.

"Brother, saying he spews out real water is underestimating him. This stuff doesn't lie, that's just a side effect. Its main use is self-destruction. Look at that guy."

The boss quietly pointed in one direction.

There, a young woman dressed in a very serious and classical style was seen with her arm around a young man's neck.

"Hahaha, Xiao Fang, just follow me boldly, I'll definitely treat you well~~ I absolutely won't play with you like that, hehehehe, but if you ask, I'm not unwilling to play with you."

"..."

Oh.

It turns out XP self-destructed.

Jiang Lin turned around, preparing to leave the stall.

They met the intense gazes of the Beast King and Luco.

Jiang Lin took half a step back.

"What do you want?"

Beast King Lu Keke stepped forward and hooked her arms around Jiang Lin on her left and right.

Beast King: "Since you're already here, some of you, are you perhaps scared?"

Lu Keke: "Jiang Lin, if you're going to play, you have to be able to take the consequences. Are you chickening out?"

Jiang Lin: "Heh, me? What could I possibly be afraid of? It's just that we're all playing together, and I'm worried you two might accidentally reveal some weird fetish, and then you won't even have the courage to look at me later, will you?"

It's just a provocation tactic.

It's as if Jiang Lin himself doesn't know how to use it.

Who's afraid of who?!

Beast King: "Since you're not afraid either, then we'll eat this!"

Lu Keke: "That's right!"

Jiang Lin: "Have you thought this through? I'm shameless anyway."

"Let's eat together!!" x3

Ghost King: "Me too!"

Jiang Lin grabbed the Ghost King.

It was refined in an instant.

"Children are not allowed to play with this."

"Waaaah, why is this happening? I protest against this tyranny!"

"Protest denied!"

The Street of Dark Cuisine.

In front of Hengxing's self-exploding beef ball stall.

Jiang Lin and the other two were holding small bowls, each containing a beef ball that looked like a star.

"Gulp."

The three of them swallowed hard.

"Want to eat?"

Jiang Lin looked at the other two.

Eating this thing means certain death.

He didn't care.

Hmm, whatever.

"Eat!" the Beast King said directly.

I downed it in one gulp!

"Fine, I'll eat!"

Lu Keke was also very decisive.

Then, the two looked at Jiang Lin.

The intense gaze almost melted Jiang Lin.

Jiang Lin forced himself to swallow it.

Don't tell!

It didn't taste too bad; it was about the same as eating charcoal directly.

An eerie silence fell over the scene.

A slight blush rose on the faces of all three.

No one spoke first.

So quiet?

That won't do.

The Ghost King is not a peaceful person.

The Ghost King wasn't stupid enough to understand the strange and awkward relationship between the three.

It's time to stir things up.

The Ghost King spoke directly: "Brother, they're both so beautiful, which one do you want as my sister-in-law?"

A winning start!

Jiang Lin is actually quite mentally sound now.

But his mouth moves faster than his brain.

"Be your sister-in-law?? The two of them aren't enough! My goal is the stars and the sea, my goal is to be a groom every night! No one can hold me back, hehehehehehehe!!!"

Why isn't Jiang Lin afraid to eat this?

Because he is a person who is consistent in word and deed.

Many of his true thoughts have long been revealed in his joking tone.

Upon hearing this...

Beast King and Luco were immediately displeased.

They grabbed Jiang Lin's ears from both sides.

Beast King: "Bastard! I forbid you from messing around outside. I even swapped names with you, don't you really know what that means? You can only be mine! Mine alone! Do you understand?! You scumbag!!!"

Lu Keke: "That's right! You have to choose one today!!!"

Jiang Lin: "Ha! Foolish women, I won't choose either of you! I'm the most greedy man; if I can't give you the happiness you want, I'd rather not have it at all."

Done.

Jiang Lin shrank back.

He vanished from the spot.

run away.

Holy crap, you really can't just eat this stuff.

How could he actually say something so embarrassing?

If I can't give you the happiness you want, I'd rather not have it at all.

Listen to this, is this something a human being can say?

Doesn't he, the White Dragon of the Waves, have any pride?

He ran away.

However, Beast King and Lucoco were stunned.

This scumbag/bastard actually knows everything.

Beast King and Luco exchanged a glance.

I was just about to say something.

The little ghost king floated over.

"Damn brother!!! He ran away without taking his cute little sister with him!!!"

On the other side, Jiang Lin.

"Achoo! Ouch, still thinking about me? With my damn charm, who cares about romance? A real man has to fight!"

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