SSS-level catastrophe? That's my wife!

"Hmm?" Jiang Shuwan's eyes darkened instantly, a hint of anger in them. "He skipped class again? School's not over yet, is it?"

She then smiled helplessly: "Oh well, as long as he doesn't get expelled, that's fine. I don't expect him to amount to much."

After saying that, she glanced towards the entrance hall, then looked at Lin Ye and asked, "Where is my son?"

"They're not up yet, but they'll be here soon. I told them to be home by 6 pm!"

"Hmm...hmm? Them?" Jiang Shuwan was slightly taken aback.

Lin Ye smiled mysteriously: "Honey! Our son brought his girlfriend to Anping District! I was just going to politely invite her over for dinner, but the girl agreed right away!"

"Our son has finally become successful! He knows how to date now!"

Jiang Shuwan's eyes widened in disbelief as she exclaimed, "Really? Our dull-witted son can date? What does the girl look like?"

Lin Ye paused, then said seriously, "Wife, let's put it this way, I'm on par with you at your peak!"

"Wow! But why did this girl fall for him?"

Jiang Shuwan's face suddenly darkened as soon as she finished speaking: "Wait! What do you mean by 'peak period'? Lin Ye, explain yourself clearly! Aren't I beautiful right now?"

Lin Ye's heart skipped a beat: Oh no, I've stepped on my wife's landmine!

He quickly smiled apologetically, "My wife is the most beautiful woman in the world! Alright, alright, hurry up and get ready, the kids will be up soon!"

"Hmph, I'll let you off this time for the sake of my future daughter-in-law! Hurry up and chop the vegetables, we're going to cook at least ten dishes today!" Jiang Shuwan turned and walked towards the kitchen, humming a little tune in a good mood.

"Okay, wife!" Lin Ye smiled and quickly followed.

In the kitchen, Jiang Shuwan looked up suddenly while washing vegetables: "Honey, that young lady came to eat so readily... Do you think our son would have slept with her?"

Lin Ye's cleaver clattered as he chopped meat, his tone uncertain: "I think...probably...I feel...it can't be, right?"

"With that stern face of his, I really can't imagine him taking the initiative unless a girl makes the first move!"

……

Qingshou Mountain, located in the northern part of Jiangcheng, is the only mountain peak within the city limits.

As dusk fell, tourists at the foot of the mountain gradually dispersed.

At the summit, around a simple temple, countless corpses lay sprawled haphazardly.

Only one gray-robed man, a seventh-tier early-stage cultivator, knelt on the ground, using his longsword to support his swaying body. His voice was weak and filled with fear: "Monk King... we were only responsible for delivering messages, why... why did you have to kill us all..."

The monk before him remained expressionless and said calmly, "Twenty-five years ago, this humble monk had no further contact with the kingdom."

"Now that you have disturbed my peace, you deserve to die."

"You have no worries about the Azure King's summons, but what about His Majesty? Aren't you afraid of His Majesty's return one day?"

The gray-robed man coughed up blood, his voice carrying a final threat: "I'll give you one last piece of advice..."

"Bang!"

The monk severed the gray-robed man's neck with a single palm strike, and blood gushed out.

After doing all this, he put his hands together and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

His gaze swept over the corpses scattered on the ground, and he sighed softly, "What a hassle, another cleanup to do."

The next second, his gaze suddenly turned cold as he looked at the darkening sky and muttered to himself, "Your Majesty... is evil."

"Back then, this humble monk lost his true nature."

"But... this world is inherently a cage."

Whether it's right or wrong, it's no longer important.

……

5:50 p.m., in Wutong Residential Area.

The kitchen was filled with the aroma of food and the sizzling sound of stir-frying.

Jiang Shuwan tossed the wok around and asked, "Honey, it's almost 6 o'clock. Is the girl too shy to come?"

"Probably not."

Lin Ye leaned against the kitchen door frame, reminiscing, and suddenly laughed out loud: "If anyone should feel embarrassed, it's our son."

"You keep your relationship a secret. You've really grown up and have your own secrets now."

"Oh dear!" Jiang Shuwan suddenly exclaimed.

Lin Ye quickly stepped forward, anxiously grabbing her wrist: "What's wrong, honey? Did you burn yourself? Or...?"

Jiang Shuwan tilted her head slightly, a hint of doubt flashing in her eyes: "Honey, since it's her first time visiting our home, shouldn't we give her a red envelope?"

Lin Ye was taken aback, stroked his chin thoughtfully for a moment, and then nodded: "What you said makes sense, but we have no experience. How many should we pack?"

"How about we check it out on short videos?" Lin Ye added earnestly.

Jiang Shuwan scolded helplessly, "There's no time to check! What if the children arrive soon... then we'll just have to pay 100..."

She paused, then changed her mind: "No, that's too much. It's not something an ordinary family can afford. Let's make it 10!"

Lin Ye's lips twitched: "Wife, even 10 doesn't seem like much, does it?"

He quickly picked up his phone and searched, speaking rapidly: "Just 1! The internet says this isn't a small amount for a first visit to a home."

"Alright, alright, you go and get ready."

Jiang Shuwan smiled and urged him on, her eyes filled with anticipation, and muttered softly, "My son is just so outstanding, even such a stubborn person can win over a beautiful girl."

"It all comes down to my good genes! My son takes after his mother, no doubt about it!"

A moment later, the round table in the restaurant was filled with fragrant dishes.

Jiang Shuwan looked at the table full of dishes and nodded in satisfaction, her smile growing even brighter. She turned to Lin Ye and said, "Honey, it's 6 o'clock. Call our son!"

"If that kid dares not bring her back, I'll give him a good beating next time he comes home!"

Just as Lin Ye picked up his phone, a "click" sound came from the entryway as the door opened, followed by Lin Mu's voice: "Dad, Mom, I'm home."

"What do you mean you're back!"

Jiang Shuwan stormed out of the restaurant in a huff, but stopped abruptly at the entrance, her anger instantly turning into surprise.

She thought to herself: How did she manage to abduct such a beautiful girl?

Lin Ye followed him to the entrance hall and saw two people standing at the door. He immediately breathed a sigh of relief and a fatherly smile spread across his face.

Lin Mu looked at his parents' shining eyes and sighed helplessly.

Su Nianhe stood behind him, feeling unconsciously a little nervous.

As her beautiful eyes swept over Jiang Shuwan, she thought to herself: No wonder Lin Mu is so handsome, his mother is so beautiful!

She snapped out of her daze and broke the silence first, speaking sweetly, "Hello, uncles and aunts, my name is Su Nianhe."

Jiang Shuwan's smile deepened as she quickly stepped forward, took Su Nianhe's hand, and led her into the living room: "Nianhe, come in quickly! Make yourself at home, don't be shy!"

She looked Su Nianhe up and down carefully, her tone gentle: "What a kind and gentle child."

Lin Mu watched his parents fawning over Su Nianhe and muttered to himself:

gentle?

Does this word even apply to her?

……

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