SSS-level catastrophe? That's my wife!
Chapter 104 Believe it or not, I'll eat you up!
Just then, the phone rang urgently—
Lin Mu picked up his phone and saw that the caller ID was "Dad." His eyebrows shot up: Damn, I forgot to ask for leave again!
I woke up and completely forgot about going to school. This college is really unreliable. They call my parents at the drop of a hat. Couldn't they at least call me first?
He tapped his phone screen, and there were already five missed calls...
Lin Mu answered the phone and casually turned on speakerphone. The next second, Lin Ye's roar exploded out: "You brat! Can't you even understand what it's like to go to school?!"
"Tell me, how many times has this happened already?! Can't you just give your mother and me a break?!"
Lin Ye's voice suddenly paused, his tone softening, even carrying a hint of amusement: "Given that you brought your girlfriend home yesterday, we won't hold it against you this time!"
"Also, your mother and I have decided to increase your allowance fivefold!"
"What the heck?" Lin Mu's toothbrush fell "thud" into the sink, and he exclaimed, "Dad, have we struck it rich?"
"So, after all these years of buying lottery tickets, you've finally won once?!"
"Mind your own business!" Lin Ye's voice carried a hint of smugness. "Just remember, when you're with Nianhe, don't be too casual about what you eat, drink, and have fun with her. Don't let her suffer any injustice, understand?"
"If we find out you're bullying someone, your mom'll beat you to a pulp!"
Su Nianhe had already quietly walked up behind Lin Mu, wrapped her arms around his waist, pressed her cheek against his back, and slightly tiptoed, her warm breath brushing against his ear: "Did you hear that? You can't let me suffer~"
Lin Mu sighed helplessly and changed the subject, saying, "Dad, I'll try my best not to let the academy call you again next time."
"Not just as much as possible! It's a certainty!"
"Let me tell you, it's only because your mom isn't home right now. If she were, you'd be getting a real scolding!"
On the other end of the phone, Lin Ye paused for a moment, then added, "By the way, son, there's something I need to tell you again."
Lin Mu replied casually, "What is it?"
Lin Ye's tone suddenly turned serious yet slightly teasing: "When you're with Nian He, remember to use protection, okay?"
"Don't end up having a child out of wedlock; it'll ruin Nianhe's family's impression of you."
"Of course, if you do get pregnant, don't delay. Actually... our family's conditions are better than you think. We'll definitely marry her in a grand and proper way."
Lin Mu coughed lightly, choking slightly. "No? Dad, you're thinking way too far ahead... I'll hang up now."
Just as he reached out to hang up, Su Nianhe's delicate hand suddenly grabbed his arm, and a slightly reproachful voice rang in his ear, the last syllable drawn out: "Lin Mu, you never consider my feelings."
"I'm still in pain, and you have no sense of tenderness towards me."
She paused, then deliberately raised her voice, speaking slowly and deliberately into the speakerphone: "And another thing, how many times have I told you, you never take safety precautions."
Finally, her voice softened again: "Even so, I won't blame you. It's because I like you."
"If I like you, of course I'll tolerate all your unreasonable demands."
After he finished speaking, the washroom fell into a sudden silence.
Even the phone, which was on speakerphone, went silent.
Lin Mu's eyes widened instantly, his face darkening as he stared intently into Su Nianhe's beautiful eyes.
Su Nianhe met his gaze, a faint smile playing on her lips, her voice growing even gentler:
"Lin Mu, kiss me."
Just then, Lin Ye's tentative voice came through the phone: "Feed? Son?"
"Hey? Can you hear me?"
"That's strange, why did the phone suddenly go silent..."
"beep--"
Lin Ye abruptly hung up the phone.
On the other side, Lin Ye lay on the bed staring at the ceiling, his expression incredibly complex, shifting from surprise to ecstasy, and finally to an incredulous murmur: "My son actually got seduced?"
"He actually ran into such a naive and innocent girl? Without any protection... wouldn't it be over very quickly..."
"Tsk tsk, if this hits the mark on the first try, I might be able to hold my grandson next year."
"But it still feels a bit unreal, it's so damn amazing, I have to tell my wife all about it in detail later!"
In the washroom.
Su Nianhe looked at Lin Mu's face, which was as black as the bottom of a pot, chuckled, and poked his cheek with her finger: "Lin Mu, are you angry? You look so silly when you're angry."
Lin Mu remained silent with a cold face, quickly finished washing up, and walked back to the bedroom with a speechless expression.
He leaned against the headboard and glanced at his phone—it was only 10:15.
He tossed his phone onto the bedside table, sighed, and said with a hint of frustration, "Going to school is such a hassle. Maybe... I should think of a way to drop out."
"Click—"
The door was gently pushed open.
Lin Mu's expression grew even more helpless, and he said in a low voice, "How about you stay in this bedroom?"
Su Nianhe walked to his side, her two long, snow-white legs coming into Lin Mu's view. Her eyes were full of laughter: "Okay, I apologize to you. Don't be angry with me anymore, okay?"
Lin Mu looked up and met her gaze: "Your injuries have healed, aren't you leaving?"
"How do you know it's ready without even looking?" Su Nianhe sat down next to him and rested her head on his shoulder.
Just as Lin Mu was about to move away, Su Nianhe's delicate hand grabbed his sleeve, her voice gentle: "Lin Mu, answer me a question: Does my presence make you unhappy?"
Lin Mu paused, her lips moved, but she ultimately didn't speak, simply turning her face away.
Su Nianhe smiled faintly, then suddenly moved and sat directly on Lin Mu's lap, reaching her hands towards his neck as if to wrap them around him.
Lin Mu instantly grabbed both of her wrists, his tone cold and hard: "I need to rest. Go back to your room."
"I will not."
As soon as she finished speaking, she leaned forward abruptly and kissed Lin Mu's lips with a touch of domineering possessiveness.
"..."
"Lin Mu!"
Su Nianhe's body trembled, and she suddenly shook off his hand, looking at him with a face full of anger. She touched her lips with her jade hand, her fingertips stained with blood.
Lin Mu met her angry gaze and said calmly, "Oh, so this is what you look like when you're angry. We're even now."
Su Nianhe's beautiful eyes widened in surprise, then she seemed to laugh in anger. She licked the blood from her lips, her eyes filled with excitement: "Fine, Lin Mu, you've changed. Now you dare to bully me, huh!"
She leaned closer to him, her breath hitting his face: "Believe it or not, I'll eat you up!"
Lin Mu frowned: "Go back and put your pants on before we talk about anything else."
"No way! If you don't buy me clothes, I won't even wear a shirt anymore!"
……
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