Journey to the West: Please Call Me the White Bone Demon

[Not from the original Journey to the West]
What should I do if I'm reborn as a skeleton?
Don't panic, first see what's going on.
Journey to the West, White Tiger Ridge, was I actually the White Bone Demon?
Oh.
Oops, I made a mistake. I was just a skeleton soldier.
Upon learning of his predicament, Yun Zhao was on the verge of tears.
If I don't run now, when will I? I really want to wait for the monkey's golden cudgel to turn me to ashes.
[Ding, the roadblock simulator is loading]
Ok?
What the hell is going on?
It seems like my cheat code has finally arrived. Hehe, since that's the case, what's there to be afraid of? My sword is not necessarily at a disadvantage!
Yun Zhao began his simulated life.
Ding! Simulation over. You stopped Tang Sanzang and his disciples for half a minute. Reward: one year of cultivation.
The simulation ends. If you manage to stop Tang Sanzang and his disciples for an hour, you will be rewarded with a thousand years of cultivation.
The simulation is over. Congratulations on successfully capturing Tang Sanzang. You are rewarded with a postnatal spiritual treasure.
……
After countless simulations.
"No, no, this demon is too terrifying. Master, let's divide the luggage. I'll go back to Gao Village, Junior Brother will go back to Liusha River, and Brother Monkey will go back to Flower Fruit Mountain. We can't get the scriptures now."
Tang Sanzang looked solemn. If even all the gods and Buddhas in the heavens couldn't overcome this tribulation, how could the true scriptures be so hard to obtain?
The simulation has ended. You have successfully persuaded Tang Sanzang and his disciples to leave, and have been rewarded with a piece of Primordial Purple Qi.
Boom!
Nine thousand miles of purple aura swept across the eight directions, and the world gained another sage?
Yun Zhao: My cultivation level is entirely due to hard work. System, give me a simulation!